Dear Jim,
To celebrate NASA's findings of water on Mars could you please paint Douglas Quaid off of Total Recall (1990 obviously) and Matt Damon off of the new film The Martian enjoying a lovely refreshing glass of mineral water in a Martian desert sat on a couple of lovely old wingback chesterfields Quaid is wearing his rotund lady suit and has had to open the face so he can drink. Damon can be wearing anything you want.
Many thanks.
Brian Pope

Dear Jim,

Please paint me a normal episode of Frasier except Niles is wearing a jetpack and using it to hover slightly and Frasier's forehead has become so grotesquely large it's started to absorb the apartment and everything in it. Martin is sitting in his chair like normal except he doesn't have any bones. There are severed heads strewn around and everything is on fire. Also the view of the Seattle skyline has been replaced by that of the Tower of Babel. Daphne is being stolen by ants.

Thanks in advance,

James Grimley

Dear Jim,

Can you please paint Usain Bolt having a nightmare in which he is a Spanish matador taking part in a bullfight. For some reason the fight is taking place on the Facing Worlds level from Unreal Tournament and, much to his horror, the bull is riding a Segway.

Cheers,

Jack Irving

Vanessa Feltz dressed as Hello Kitty, riding Godzilla through the streets of Tokyo as Bruce Willis leads a small army of clowns in an attempt to take her down - requested by Roo James

Hey Jim. Please could you paint Bert and Ernie taking a trip to Vegas ala Fear and Loathing, with Ernie worried about stopping in bat country (ie The Count) and possibly with Elmo as their petrified hitchhiker? Sam Richards
(I took the liberty of making Bert into Raoul instead as I thought he looked more like him, sorry! - Jim

Dear Jim, can you use Paint to show us a scene from a not too distant future in which those fucking Minion things have finally taken over completely? Kevin Weaver

Can you draw Jurassic World but where the dinosaurs are people and the people are dinosaurs?

Robbie John Burke

Dear Jim

In tribute to Christopher Lee can you draw Death handing over his scythe with Lee taking his place?

Allan McElvenny

Hi Jim. Could you paint a depressed, alcoholic horse losing his shit and thumping the barman for making a crack about his long face? Cheers, Kissin George

Dear Jim, please paint me The Alien Queen, back off maternity leave and bollocking everyone for not using Dropbox properly.

Requested via Twitter by @FabulousGadalf

Could you draw Columbo playing a Sega Game Gear while a drunken Magnum PI cuddles his knee please?

TheRealMcGack (via Twitter)

Hi Jim, can you please paint Bob-omb from Super Mario attempting to catch a London bus only to be met by an armed anti-terrorism police unit?

Lauren Bickley

Kanye West travels back in time in a DeLorean to ruin Mother Teresa's Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech - as requested by Stuart

I'd like to see Lionel Richie being pursued through a forest by Mr Peanut

Ben Morgan

Nicolas Cage starring in the new Stephen Hawking biography - as requested by James Frankland

Darth Maul is bad at golf' as requested by Craig Bauer Melson

Smeagol crying at an H Samuel jewellers window that has 'hundreds of rings at great prices' - as requested by Leilah Skelton

Dear Jim, can you paint Colonel Sanders Last Stand?

Cheers,

Jim Radford

Dear Jim,

Please could you paint me Susan Boyle dressed as Ripley from Aliens wearing the big yellow robotic machine desperately trying to open a packet of Hobnobs.

Thanks,

Lyndon

Tony the Tiger is dead

As requested by Chris P. Bacon Rothwell

Wolverine stuck in a cat-flap

As requested by Jeff Stubbs

Dear Jim,

I would like to see the classic credits scene from Reservoir Dogs recreated with the cast riding space-hoppers, pogo sticks, roller blades, Bernie Clifton style Ostriches and anything else that takes your fancy.

Many thanks, Matt

Predator and Alien skipping down the beach hand in hand

As requested by Matthew Hawkins

Awkward Star Trek orgy

As requested by Sam Wise

Crash Bandicoot at a speed awareness course with other Mario Kart and Wacky Races characters

As requested by Krispie McBride