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Get out of there, we're hunting drowners
Sep 27, 2017 9:28 AM
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MrNoFucksToGive
cockrockets
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT SILVER?
ArmedSharks
A storm, dammit.
Evilwall
Legit
redberryakaichi
funny
AgamemnonsMemes
Roach "I DO WHAT I WANT"
phoenixsphinx
Accurate
KalashnikovKitty
WhyShouldILoveYou
Silver for monsters, steel for humans, gold for the Witcher and banana for tigers.
unpunnyfuns
"Geralt, we gotta have a man–to–horse talk. No offence, but your riding skills? They leave a bit to be desired, buddy." <- Roach Gwent Card
unpunnyfuns
Roach is not to blame, Geralt is just hallucinating at times and is just not really good on a horseback.
SamBed
I hate when that happens.
MagnificentTurd
"Pennywise, wanna hear a limerick?"
jacksnap
Pennywise, Pennywise, what a prick.
Naseth
Hmm, not bad!
TheMightyCock
He's a feature! https://youtu.be/KoL1NRh8JOI
MrNoFucksToGive
Man the roach quest was the cherry on top for blood and wine!
TheMightyCock
I got sad when I realized he doesn't talk after that
Gurlyouthickerthanabowlofoatmeal
I still haven't finished Witcher 3 it's on my to-do! :'(
lusty0
Horse's Fear Level: Confused af
grizor
a witcher is the type that would hunt clowns
Gastroboi
XD spot on.
bobdoesntlikeburgers
why did I just laugh so hard at this
atowngus
Haha this is perfect
irishPEDOelf
Ulfzark
ZugZugThePeon
Pam param. Pam pam param
elvinreyn2718
Yo I love this. Lol
kalinroar
I was happy that Geralt's sprint speed was pretty good. Generally I'd try to avoid using roach as much as possible.
sillywillyfillybananapants
Same here for sure. That asshole was only good on trails
avavilina
Wouldn't that kinda be the point, though? Horses don't do too well on woody cross-country runs compared to people.
sillywillyfillybananapants
Well obviously lol. I'm just saying that from a gameplay perspective, shit sucked.
WhyShouldILoveYou
Not always even there, at least for me Roach would often get stuck in invisible pebble sized bumbs in a road.
Sauroctonus
I'd tap the direction to make sure Roach followed the right junction, and the damn horse would just stop.
Individualsocksinthewashingmachine
Yeah but sprinting and jumping everwhere felt a bit stupid
Lmdsmad
What game is this?
creaothceann
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yGrZCBkIx8
kalinroar
The Witcher 3
HPLovesaurce
Are you kidding? He ran out of stamina constantly. Saddle for roach is the way to go!
SwitchPup
One of the first mods I downloaded for the game was for infinite stamina.
airdale153
Werewolf concoction
kalinroar
You can reset stamina by jumping. I just preferred for any short treks.
BallsBailey
Aaaaaah another true witcher player
kalinroar
Preferred running*
HPLovesaurce
What are you kidding?! Well, I guess I could've shaved 50 hours off my passthrough like that then
Spadvemmy
http://witcher.wikia.com/wiki/Werewolf_decoction
HPLovesaurce
OMG I gotta go back and redo it all. This time I wont spend 200 hours I swear.
soccerdog
I played that game for 119 hours AND I DIDN'T NOTICE THIS EXISTED. FOR FUCK SAKE.
Spadvemmy
Also in the Blood and wine DLC you can get an infinite stamina buff from fondling a statues balls
toystory2wasok4
I liked Roach because of how much of a dumbass he was
EmuofDOOM
You foolish mortal
nigglemaster
I loved the game, but roach pissed me off so much.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
How come?
Hefisstos
his movement is really clunky and is quite obviously only designed for console
popipopipo
Nah still feels clunky on PS4, roach needs an alternative physics set.
SlyMrFox
Well for me, when a game has gathering in it and you can't gather from horseback, it's a pain to get off, gather, get back on. Looking at
SlyMrFox
you Oblivion, Skyrim, Witcher 3, Breath of the Wild, etc.
CommentProvider
Wind's howling...
ArthurPhillipDent
What now you piece of filth?
BoYWoNdA1
Looks like rain...
PraiseTitties
*grunts*
Idkmanmaybe
PAM PARAM PAM PAM PARAM
EMuskFanatic
Damn it, a storm...
TheKidGorgeous
RUN ROACH
Eldibs
In Blood and Wine, there's a quest where you drink a mushroom potion and talk to Roach, and it's fucking hilarious.
usernamerelevantsoon
I'm up voting this because i didn't know that
Eldibs
Equine Phantoms. You get the quest here -
usernamerelevantsoon
sigh...time to go back for new game ++
Kakakarrakeek
I am 100% confirmed that Geralt could kill pennywise
Kakakarrakeek
Confident*
FragPenguin
The perfect candidate to get rid of Pennywise
shouldbestudyingnow
Pennywise is also Gaunter O'dim
AustralopithecusBoisei
He may be a bit short on humour though... :)
Sniposnapo
ProfessorWasp
Yea but what about Geralt? What would he do?
Takavos
Im not fun at parties. Pennywise is as old as the universe itself, its a other dimensional being like a god. Highly doubt a human can kill i
Evenlymade
Yet the children could defeat him, banish him, or otherwise stave him off. Mmhmm
Andolomar
Geralt didn't kill Gaunter O'Dimm, he just banished him.
nemosenpai93
I find your lack of faith disturbing
kranchan
Wouldn't be the first extra dimensional thing he's killed.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
not remotely the same thing
TheDejectedEntourage
Did you play the expansion with gaunter odimm? He was at least as powerful if not more so than pennywise
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
1) he didn't kill gaunter, he banished him, and 2) gaunter is a demon, his manifestations may be more powerful, but that is the extent of>
LetumComplexo
So you're saying Pennywise is a Crone.
Whatismypurpose
Holy shit the Witcher fanboy's hard-ons are strong in this post... Pennywise would mindfuck Geralt so hard then eat his corpse laughing.
DarthReznor
Geralt isn't a human. He's a witcher
Theinstigator66
Not a human, a witcher.
Sauroctonus
Weeell, a mutant human.
IwentLookingForWhatTheBiggestIdiotHasToSayAndHereYouAre
a mortal. so the difference is mostly moot
JamsE
Those kids couldn't afford him.
Sauroctonus
There's plenty of times Geralt has helped people out because it was right, not for money.
DickMercenary
If he were played by me he'd kill Pennywise while just roaming around then wonder why a group of kids wanted to give him a pair of pants.
NotNotDeadpool
The Geralt I know would have done it for the loot.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
And the Pennywise trophy
Naseth
+5% to floating
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
Don't worry i'm sure they have a Cidarian Gambeson lying around, just like everyone else has
Krympehl
I would do it for free, I just like killing
JamsE
Okayy.
Theinstigator66
How do you like that silver?
EternalToast
*Fighting wolves*
Idkmanmaybe
PAM PARAM PAM PAM PARAM
Actualcookie
Damn you're ugly.
HowIMetYourCera
*Grunt* Not good..!
CoolGuyCoolDude
How long are you gonna make me wait?
TheBennator
I'm too old for this.