Jaeto
31233
1879
104
Planks
Harder than they look. This is actually a great workout for anyone with a bad back.
Walking
Treadmill not required
Jumping Jacks
No excuses! If you do nothing else to keep fit, do jumping jacks! Do them everyday! Don't think you can? Start with one on day one. Do 30 on day 30. Guaranteed results!!!!!
Skipping Rope
If you haven't done this in a while, you'll be surprised at how much work it is, and how out of shape you are (or in shape!)
Humping the ball
Not sure the benefit here, but if you do this in front of your SO, it will probably lead to some form of exercise. Give it a go, record your results!
Burpees
Kinda like a plank-to-jump. Advanced move if your still in the Doritos's for dinner phase.
Pole Dancing
Not something you can probably do in your house, but still a great exercise. I've never met a stripper with a gym membership or with good eating habits. How do they stay so fit, you ask? Working the pole!
Sit ups
Sit ups suck. I hate them. And if you know what you're talking about, you do, too. Crunches are just as good for developing your core.
Important detail: neither crunches nor sit-ups will give you abs like this. We all have reasonably well developed abs. But most of us also have a protective layer of fat over them. Core exercises will not help with love handles, muffin tops or beer belly's. Dropping your overall body fat is the only cure.
Hula hoop
Want to exercise with your kids? Hula hoop!!!! Just do it already. It's fun and you'll look great doing it. Nothing is sexier than watching a girl move her hips.
It's a great core exercise, but more importantly it gets the heart rate up, and you can watch TV while doing it (if that's your thing). Makes less noise than a treadmill, and cost way way way less. Bud don't buy a $5 hoop. One that works well with a good counter weight inside is closer to $20. If you have a larger frame, get a larger hoop. You'll struggle to use a child's hoop.
Boxing!
Whether your are shadow boxing, using a bag or beating on your partner, boxing is an incredible exercise. If you are out of shape, there is no way you can hit a heavy bag for 3 minutes straight (if you are applying your self). It is amazingly tiresome.
This
This is proof that hot chicks look hot no matter what they do. It's also proof that you can find a way to improve your health without any special equipment.
Every day is a chance to improve yourself. It's never too late to start, and anything you do, no matter how small, has an impact.
GO BE AWESOME!
AlphaCommander
Heavy bag work out will destroy you. You have to focus though or you could hurt your wrists or shoulders pretty easy.
dmophatty
http://imgur.com/dYSY1EQ
caligulag
Instructions unclear. Grew big boobs. That would be great if I wasn't male...
rcoop020
Didn't read. Just scrolled through and watched gifs. +1
fartharder
I love exercise.
FrenchFriedRice
Procrasturbation commences
IhadAbudgieButitDied
All of these are already fit people working out like an infomercial. Motivation 0
BHObiWanKendoobie
Pretty sneaky OP
AJediInTraining
http://imgur.com/hJihPFs
PMCapture
One word: Clickbait...
Cheesynipples
Being military I agree, FUCK BURPEES
MrTurtleWrangler
I'm confused. Is this genuine advide or OP wanting chicks to do hot stuff? I'm down either way
Jaeto
It started off as me just whoring for points, but I figured I'd at least try and make a decent post out of it. Thanks for the support!
iamtaylorsmith
"Nationass Gifgraphics" on that last one. Nice.
Creater11
Comment
imeanamirite
Well now that's a great post.
IMayHaveTimeForThat
And im just sitting here, taking a dump
Timegoat
Me too
BingoNightandmemories
I'm a guy who really just works out his forearms....and only his right one.....
marksman48
._.
Cowb0t
Never skip 3rd leg day!
scumdogmillionaire
bahahaha
hippielongstockings95
commenting so i can find this later
SaudiGuy
i'm sensing a theme here, I just cant put my finger on it.
mechaquack
Boobs. Ass. Boobs. Boobs. Boobs. Ass. Boobs.
fearandloathebananas
*titties https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7EuuMnPwNA
Chouilste
I like this ratio.
TheNoid
I know you're hot but move your ass, I'm trying to get to the subway!
Imghurrr
nevermind, i'll just miss the train and ride this instead
CookiesNCraem
It's a very bumpy ride
WhatRaySay
#2 and #5... cause you know you wanted to see them again
thesolamnus
Is that scarlett?
Taconeco
yeep. https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/12/whatatimetobealive.gif?w=1000
babieseverywhere
PSA for ladies who've had kids: Kegels are super important to do regularly if you want to comfortably do jumping or squatting excercises
Nykidemus
I presume this isnt an issue after a cesarian?
babieseverywhere
Kegels are a pretty great exercise to do anyways to improve orgasms, but after birth weakened pelvic muscles can cause minor incontinence
babieseverywhere
Ain't nothing that wrecks exercise motivation quite like a leaky bladder every time you land.
Jaeto
You know, I almost added a kegel to this set, but I think it actually deserves its own post. One of my friends has a "commercials and...
Jaeto
...stoplights" routine she has been doing for 15 years. She's over 40 and has had kids, but is as well off now as she was at 18.
TrueShinigami
+1 for talking about abs the right way. Can't see how good they are when covered in fatty mcfattness
kcrobble
I would so knock that last woman down the subway stairs and steal the bag of cheetos she hides in her purse
wouldthiswork
I clearly see what you did there. Well played sir
ineednudestofapto
FUCK BURPEES!!!
itsme4real
I always feel lightheaded, like I'm about to pass out while doing them.
EatinButtsAndBustinNuts
ALL DAY. GIMME MORE!
jonanimal
Buck Furpees.
DoobieDoobieDooWop
Thats exactly what I mutter under my breath when I'm doing them
OgreTheMighty
I am 6ft4in, 225 lbs and burpees feel like repeatedly mountain climbing a very short distance.
ThisIsSittingOnASeal
I always liked them in warm up. Gets the blood pumping quickly and it's nice and hard.
EverythingGoesToHellAnyway
WHY DON'T YOU MARRY THEM?
pobody
First time attending a new core class we did 10 burpees, then 9 burpees, then 8,7,6,5...then I went outside and passed out.
pobody
I thought we were only doing 10, so I went hard on the first set and blew up.
Talmorean
The guy who created burpees also thought Jar Jar was awesome, has been to every Nickleback concert, and thought Hitler was misunderstood.
goodjobmyfellowman
Nic Cage?
justthisguydave
Burpeessuck.com
ZombieEinstein
I fucking love Burpees. I'm weird. I have 10lb weights in each hand when I do them. I feel like I actually accomplished something doing them
ZombieEinstein
Sometimes, do them under a pull-up bar or rings, add in a second squat - to put the weights down, and throw in a pull-up.
pobody
You are nuts!
asotzen
I feel a fellow military man in the midst.
thisusernameisavailable
Your opinions of burpees change when you do them in long sleeves and boots whilst getting yelled at in summer humidity.
asotzen
I can't upvote this enough. Some people will never know the pain and hardship of this.
skittywittykitty
As someone who is about to be a marine..woohoo can't wait!
AHorticulturistIsJustANerdyGardener
They suck so much because they're so fucking good for you.
ElPoloDiablo
No but I don't think it's been said enough. FUCK BURPEES!
GoWithTheFro
Ain't what that lady doin called bastards, though? She doin the lil push up i seent it.
jonanimal
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW UNCOMFORTABLE IT IS TO DO PUSHUPS WITH AN ERECTION
Evyreid
It should be easier with the extra leg for support
CunningLingu1st
it must be... hard
MyEpicBeardMakesMeDoThings
If you can do push-ups with your erection, you should be in porn.
RobAtkinson
You can do push-ups with your erection? Cool.
UnderwearStains
Joke's on you, I can still do a push-up
KingTommyOfFroopyland
It tells you how far to go down. I go lower than all of you. *starts crying
MrRandomUK
Well.... none of the people in the images above seem to worry about it....
idownvoteplottwist
If you stretch to warm up, the erection should go away in a minute or two, no? The blood gets the signal to flow away from the penis.
YourBitterHatefulBestFriend
Penises don't work that way.
god007
if your nose touches the ground before your penis does...sry man
cpiderman
My belly touches before my dicky do.
TOMMOEX
Easier though right? As you're essentially a tripod
thedeg
Pentapod?
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
You're probably not doing them right (or just have a big dick) if it touches the ground in a pushup position..
IHateYouAllSoDamnMuch
I think you're doing pushups wrong, or I have a big dick.. Yeah I think you're doing them wrong.
OneMoreLagerAndIMightLearnToLikeYa
Nah I'm definitely not doing them wrong as a certified trainer... Maybe I've just never had an erection while doing pushups
jonanimal
It also makes the guys really mad when I grab their stuff and mash it into the ground.
cpiderman
Yeah. But I can run so much better. Whether I'm more aerodynamic or nobody wants to run in front of the guy with an erection? I don't know.
theboned1
I do now.
beetlenoodlepoodlebottlespaddledmuddledduddledfuddledfoxinsocks
TenaciousD says you only need to do one cock pushup.
uhhhnick
"USE THE D!!"
spacerocks
"You have learned well, my child."
jalex1215
Dude, we've been through so much shit. Deactivated lasers, with my dick. Now it's time to blow this fycker down.
CrustaceanLord
And a powerslideee
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
GIG SIMULATIONS NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE!
1metalnation
stole my fuckin line
TheRicM
Just do a tribute
qussow
Tuck it into your waistband. *sigh* Amateurs...
enterusernamehere25
its called a cock push up
restlessinchicago
Is that ScarJo in #5? If so, what is that from!?
[deleted]
[deleted]
restlessinchicago
You're a gentleman and a scholar
scumdogmillionaire
Yup and here's Jessica Biel: http://img.pandawhale.com/88044-Jessica-Biel-yoga-pants-gif-Ji-4rjq.gif
MechaNinja
I'm not sure, but I don't think #4's bra is sized correctly...
OmaeWaMouShindeiru
For science: London Reigns
DysgraphicProgrammer
I think she needs a sports bra for that. Exercise calls for containment, not pushup.
RoseFaery
Actually, it looks like a good size, it's just not for that kind of activity, at all. Her chest will be sore after that.
leslieknope2024
I'm so sore just watching...
Opportunist
MIght break down her breast tissue, too. Mine did when I didn't have a sports bra for all the running in AF Basic.