MisterNastie
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Jun 6, 2016 7:09 PM
MisterNastie
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Instagram: @brhuge
isuckmyknuckles
I could seriously read these all day
justanotheronceuponatime
"go threw your phone"
jadespider
Wait 10 seconds just to be sure, then text back "promise?"
XanDunn
yeeeaaaaaah, gentlemen, dont do that.
pitzstud
dude needs to power rake that lawn, you wlll never get green grass with that much thatch
jodokast911
Can I have his stuff, since he's obviously dead after this incident
jazminSO
Hahahhahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!
mercuryheart360
Au revoir, Caleb!
GoatNipples
Cue the JoJo's to be continued song.
NoOpinionsAllowed
I'LL BE THE ROUNDDDABOUT
KroMars
Holy shit dude run
fairybug
I truly want to know the aftermath of this story.
dd115
http://25.media.tumblr.com/31967450406f180535505da6901fd0df/tumblr_mue61xECJ71rstq9ro5_250.gif
MegqTron
*through
Ifnkovhgroghprm
When "Can't tell through from threw" isn't the biggest showstopper on screen, you know you screwed up somewhere Kaleb.
Gimlipuppysweater
* Bagpipes playing funeral* Kaleb was good boy, enjoyed sports and a side girl from time to time..
WabbitCZEN
Yeah, he ded.
TrumpIsAFelon
Something Nathan for You would ask you to do
hoxanator
I love the second picture when's she's rounding that corner. Look out!
Slartibartslow
her name is trophy
joyousjes
#teamtoaster
dv8d
Wizardicus
More damn you!
KillahQueen
bochikiniki
Here's the lesson: don't stick you dick in crazy
bekind2joeblake
I think the dick was the crazy this time. Lesson: don't fuck with people you love like this. Respect is everything
whitter86
People that crazy need to be cut off.
WScarlet
*up. [Fixed.]
woopwooppulloverdatasstoofat
texting your SO "they're busy" is pretty crazy too tho tbh. at the least crossing the line of being emotionally manipulative.
DarthFutuza
Maybe I just like to talk in third person :P
fufuwewe
theres a good story about basically blaming a suicide on a piece of gum on someone's shoe after a series of bad events, can apply here.
lunaisbestprincess
I feel like both these people are sucky.
mechanimated
Is it crazy to be ridiculously pissed off that your bf is not only cheating, but the girl he's with is using his phone to taunt you?
whitter86
No not crazy but there's a reasonable way to handle it and a crazy way. Driving over to his house for a fight is the crazy way.
UsernameNotTakenYet
Yes. It is. Not everything revolves around you, relationships and sex. Could just as well be his kidnapper, boss, dentist, the police...
mechanimated
If the police are sending me emoticons I officially live in McDonaldland.
WrathOfKanye
He ded
BoreltheRaccoon
100% sure.
DwightKurtShruteARM
Did he dieded?
ButtonsAreForPushing
Liek so ded.
WhellerNG
OMG ded.
benroger
Like ten ded?
51CorgisInABar
At least 13
Mathdex
5/7 ded
YouCaIIed
I'd say 15 tho
51CorgisInABar
Aye, 15 ded would be an appropriate estimate
DerikZain
Oh damn! I think we all just got front row seats to some hot motive for a murder.
fknbastard
She definitely gonna break some of yo shit.
woogigooie
Just wait for someone to steal a toaster
rcopeland87
Get the Jimmy Johns.
katos1995
What is in her hand?
IAMSRC
RIP Kaleb.
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CobaltPants
Rest in peace in peace?
newsguycraigevans
Kaleb's dead, baby. Kaleb's dead.
corbynDallas
Need an update, if he ain't ded
BusterWoIf
He took pictures of his final hours.
Mathdex
*minutes
NickBales
Femtoseconds
LuigiThemixeditalian
Rip 1901-2016
Whatthisusernameisnottaken
RIP
Psyfive
F
Aligatorlog
Is this about TimtheTatMan?
NoOpinionsAllowed
F
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pay10
F
knightsniper468
F
Eturian
RIP
darbonne
Since the previous text is 9 laugh-cry emojis...
mormonator12
WHO THE FUCK CARES? JUST LAUGH!
SirTiddlywink
It went from zero to one hundred nigga real quick
b1ackadder
Never stick your dick in crazy. Sometimes, you can tell Crazy because of the sheer amount of emojis s/he texts...
PORTUGUESETORTURING
I dunno. Sometimes my ex would say like "wow so when im not around to control you you're just a loser then *laughcryemoji*. She was a bitch.
2CoolChris
This
AuntSharron
Sounds like what I just put up with. For your sake, I hope we're not Eskimo brothers. I wouldn't wish that angry little troll on anyone.
PORTUGUESETORTURING
She said she was a virgin but between you, me, and the entire internet, she was loose as a goose
AuntSharron
I got to use the ole "TRY NOT TO SUCK ANY DICK ON THE WAY THROUGH THE PARKING LOT!" in our final exchange. So fucking cathartic ^_^
PORTUGUESETORTURING
glorious. when she threatened to sleep with someone else i used the "oh, i dont doubt it, that IS how you make friends isnt it"
SaraSlaughter
Can confirm. I have used the laugh/cry as savage cruelty when my ex acted like a douche.
PatrickTrimble
Im with you on this one. Fake posts everywhere
KrisBP
Fake posts for fake points.. New-world problems
DownvoteMeMore
That's all anything in the internet ever is these days
MileHighLivin
...why would that disqualify it for being real? "Babe, I just saw a bulldog in a tutu ::laugh cry emojis::" ... "He's busy ::emhojis::"
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
That or like "hey babe you're totally not with another girl right now are you?!?! ::laugh cry emojis::
ThrobbingTaco
CODY3446
But you actually said that though
shoutoutgeeks
She is surely bitch
LANAAAAAAAA
I looked her dead in the windows of her soul! And I said.... Biiiiiiittccchh
DillonTillman
Through her optic stems!!! Hahaha
DennisReynoldsIamtheGoldenGod
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3bdallah
Dont worry, I upvoted yours
QUIBICUS
It's getting great points I'll post it in a couple of weeks and see how it does. ;)
PhilbertPhrog
Ooh me next!
DefinitelyNotAShittyGameDev
E7018
Lemme ask you this, are you Kaleb? No? Then you recycled it, just like this OP.
MANBOST
tacophile
LOL
AssumeAnemone
Vicious.
PotatoSkinsWithCera
Freskitah
GET THAT BITCH
palmettofire
Keanu +1
Reyndeer
Keegan biting his lip made that scene for me
AnonTheGreat
One of the funniest Key and Peele skits ever
boogaloobear
Especially cause this skit is the whole reason the last two seasons are in a car instead of in front of an audience
iwuvfood
Do you happen to know the name of this one?
CouldHaveBeenHitler
"I Said Bitch".
iwuvfood
Thank you!
Ryebread91
Peele has a nice joker mouth.
PyroDragon
"You said that?!"
causeimagoddamngenius
But you actually said it?.?.?
Murdockalicious
....ye...yeah, I said it.
Mrrrod
I laid it out right I says I says...(looking around)... I said biiiiiiitch I'm the man of the house.
GeraltofNivea
You really said bitch tho?
ImortalCow
Ain't nothin but a thang
Thorlin
Yes sure sure sure
Zuphalas
What you..you mean you never say it?
BojanglesTheFlyingCar
I did! I said ᵇᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᶦᵗᶜʰ!