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Bottle opening catastrophe undone
Nov 27, 2021 6:10 PM
brigateere
148003
1925
85
Bottle opening catastrophe undone
ezekiel9247
My God, she's lucky it didn't KILL her! Champaign corks are incredibly dangerous!
SlimSam
You think the cork was in her mouth? Look again.
ExileonDaytonStreet
Komurairenu
...Well to be fair she didnt spill a drop...?
seenweirdthings
The comments on this post:
The72ndRaven
You surprised? I'm not.
NPMJarvisScrupt
tenet
QuestionsaboutSanity
lovely
BallsDeepinaDragonscloaca
She just wanted to spew something on her prodigious tits
Werewolfoflondon
Beginning looked like a suck job had just finished
whateverittakestostayalive
I only saw the cleavage
Hergovitz
Sucking reflex ?
DamnThatDJMadeMyDay
Every male military service member returning from deployment
genghiskhanit
This stuff is so pornlike...
andreyhimself
SO wish this had sound.... even backwards.
potentiallyunsafe
I mean she was expecting this to happen, why else would she be filming it
voltanton
Anyone have a link to the original by chance?
HectorCaminante
boobies go boing boing
proracing53
DaveSamsonite
She seems to have some experience with this sort of situation.
TheInitiated
They are "bunkbeds with dreamcatchers* old
ToEndLikeThis
It was at this moment she knew she fucked up
MrKomisiripala
tossacointoyourwitchers
tabirdie20110
She has nice titties too....
CompressedInfo
Tig ass biddies
polarbearrodeo
Meh
tommytraddles
Discipline 007, discipline...
MrKomisiripala
Do you expect me to balk?
sjbrooksy7447
BakingMaybes
Coldplay, "The Scientist" (2002)
Bugguts1957
She seems nice
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Letitsnow
ikbendewalrus
Now?
jwillustrat
Le tits now, le tits now, le tits now!
salunatics
Gifs that start too soon.
tomatoboy
Kidadults, remember, you can easily find a video on how to safely open carbonated alcohol on the Internet when you’re new to alcohol.
AlmightyThor117
Yeah, you open it just like this
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Evo435
I think the issue is twofold. One, they don't know there is a danger present. Two, other alcohol was probably already consumed.
JustAnotherCynicToo
Don't use a key like they show in "life hacks."
andreyhimself
SCREW THE BOTTLE, NOT THE CORK. Or whatever so we can have funny YouTube clips.
Easykehl
Don’t listen to ‘em kidadults, you got this! Just remember to film horizontally.
tomatoboy
Cork injuries are a real thing… https://www.aao.org/eye-health/tips-prevention/injuries-champagne
SithElephant
Cork fracture can happen during vigorous play.
ProppaGanda
tits
HandoB4Javert
laif
JohnDillermand
bjvanh
BINGO!
jjw9
Untethered. No way those are wearing seat belts.
TheVermonster
Kompa
booba
Ja5per
The season
Calculussucks
nouseforanameforthisshit
https://imgur.com/AuXbvy8.gif
giveittomestraightlikeapearcidermadefrom100percentpears
Human female has typical human female features.. I will take this information back to my planet with me....
Sweddishiggy
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
ThailandExpress
Hunterfisher10
NationalOrganizationOfMenAgainstAmazonianMasterhood
"Moo"
Aforaseem
Dassenator
ApolloSierra
Maitrify
justThisPerson
Can you imagine what it's like, no matter who you are, to be constantly seen/known only for a body part?
RedLanternGrodd
Can you imagine what it's like to have such a slammin' pair of tiddies?
perfunctory
*two body parts. They're independent ya know.
MCpeepantz
Yes, but I do have an amazing patella. The rest, eh not so much.
BUBBLETRON
freeloaderr
Is this how constipation works.
ProppaGanda
Oh god those times when your turd is half way out but you can feel it crawling back in again
garyoldmansdiary
There's a suction tube running behind the guy's arm. Obviously.
AlexSkullUterna
SkynetWithAPoopKnife
White stuff is shooting out of this long, hard object. What should I do? Immediate reaction: *puts mouth on it*
GasBandit
She vastly overestimated her throat game.
phoony
Oh lawd he cumming
Nandortherelentless
tits.
burningeagle
pandemicpolemic
K3rp
ArmathyAndTheUnfinishedBusiness2
Thanks I knew I could count on someone to put it forwards ?
DukeSamuelVimes
When you want to show your tits on the internet, but want to be low key about.
Zardif
I enjoy her heaving chest.
Putitinyomama
jridley
You want to go to the ER for aspiration pneumonia? That's a good way to do it.
shrimpfriri
pandastrafe
Wee-o-wee
VirtualNaut
gohomebaby
Obviously she wanted this to happen or she wouldn’t have been filming