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Oct 15, 2016 10:21 AM
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tbrown37
better pizza, better ingredients... papa Johns
thehelpfuljew
murica its in the food
Zer0th
Excellent advertisement for Papa John's.
Flowerblossm
Except they failed to deliver to me two days ago cause they lost power. No calls, just waiting, hunger, and dissapointment :c
MEGALOAF
Gladys? From the front page? Is that you?
leakypete
Uncle Enzo delivers.
cannotgetaxeout1
Papa makes everything alright...."Papa John's".
scopegoat
gladys plan failed
Anthf
This is just pizza papaganda
idontknowyoufromadam
Nicely done ...
FlappinBurgers
Papa John's? Hasn't she suffered enough?
tshort006
Should've called jimmy John's instead.
notthemama
Smugglers in Palestine deliver KFC chicken illegally.
CheapBeerAndBadDecisions
smart thinking
TheRealJeffLebowski
all jokes aside this is truly a genius idea, theres no way the city would go out of their way to find her.
GDhunterrider
In all fairness the police and fire departments have a lot on their hands
vickyyoublonde
My husband and I are actually moving in with his grandmother since she lives alone and her children don't give a rats ass about her.
sarasrandomlongassname
NeilGretzky
wat
Scorchedurth
Free delivery, and proof of life. How do you know she wasn't just abducted by the staff of Papa John's?
nothingtowritehomeabout
Maybe she didn't want to be found
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
Full circle.
somecanuck2016
@repoststatistics
Dihanio
My favorite Dusty Springfield song - "The only one who could ever reach me, was the PapaJohns pizza man!"
MeisPip
meanwhile currently waiting on my Papa Johns from over an hour ago :|
borislives
To be fair, the emergency services are dealing an entire coasts worth of damage they can only do so much in the time.
solairepraises
As a papa johns driver, can confirm. We will drive through hell and high water to get you that pizza
ManLonG
well when your other option is get fired...
wadatahmydamie
It's too bad Papa John himself is such a douche, the employees universally seem pretty legit
TimeFoDat
That last part isn't fair; police & fire might have had their friggin' hands full, seeing as how there was a friggin' Hurricane.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
AcrimoniousDragon
Three people who are nearly unstoppable : The mail man , The pizza delivery person , and the Tax collector
mikeg713
Papa johns deserves a medal
Actualdeadpool
Papa bless.
TheRealBertyz
Big tip?
FallenOne008
Couple sody pops.
GuylnTheBack
Bow in the house!
SweetGandhisTittySprinkles
Hey guys we have a special guest I know you'll love
Ruhig
I think it's more that the fire and police forces had a huge list of "definitely in trouble" to get through before checking on the "maybe" -
icookfoodandfightfire
yeah thats exactly what it was, they were inundated with calls and a welfare check isnt gonna be high on their priority list
Ruhig
"Can you check on grandma?" "Sir, the city is literally on fire and under water. We'll get to it when we can."
Ruhig
" in trouble" list.
NaMaParus
still a good idea. Doesn't mater WHY police and and fire departments couldn't check on her. Guy still found a way, that's ressourcive + cool
Ruhig
I'm not disputing that, it's that it's framed like the police and fire didn't care about her welfare, which isn't true.
tpgreyknight
In Pizza We Trust
Quizsicle
Should be In pizza we crust.
tpgreyknight
I feel like such a failure
ATreacherousFoe
Pizza delivery is strange. I know a guy from Bosnia. He said you could get pizza delivery through the lines during the war.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Because pizza is important!
thefatlonelyjew
Well yeah. It's pizza.
sparklepantsthedestroyer
Seriously. Which side is going to fuck with the pizza delivery and get cut off?
Goodnewwseveryone
Was that like the early 90s war u talking bout? Honest question
ATreacherousFoe
Yeah. Terrible conflict.
Goodnewwseveryone
Yeah. I know someone who moved here as a young child because of that conflict, basically. :/
Actualdeadpool
Not on the chetsnia side. I think that's a place. Ignore me, I'm tired.
TactileEnvelope
Chechnya maybe?
Actualdeadpool
That looks right.
mwppmarauders
And then there's a pizza place in my area that won't deliver to my hospital because it's too dangerous.
mwppmarauders
Not blaming them, obviously. They should keep their employees safe. The contrast of the situations is just amusing.
BlastedSand
Is it 1916? Is your Hospital situated in No Man's Land at Verdun?
SkinknamedJormungandr
1918, October 2-8, Argonne Forest, France.