Mar 17, 2018 6:22 PM
LustyLush
227316
6795
71
doodleinthemargins
No touch da fishy
imasandwichho
Bhahahaha
grandmafistmageddon
Anyone actually work there and know if people have peed or pooped themselves? Seems so possible
coderpete
This is why transparent displays will be the best thing to happen to my car's passenger windows.
GINO11111
v
artemis2227
Ive been there, I think its the spy museum in washington DC
Kreith68
firee
lifebaSmasher
Falls on his ass, shark didn’t even touch him! Dude must’ve been a soccer player?
meltstrap
XD
fredrikzilla
Bubbles what are you doing
EyeSirius
That face!!!!
gymrat231024
I hate how anything now is immediately sue sue sue!!! Fucking stupid.this shit it hilarious..that dumb fuck shouldnt be tapping on the glass
UranusSpelunker
It’s a tv screen great white sharks haven’t been successfully kept in captivity.
BangBangLuckyLuke
KapnKershaw
Chum
pradabenz88
Holy SHIT!!! Just peed.....LOL
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Great.now someone has to get in there and fix that
ProfProffesserson
Maybe Samuel L Jackson
soAngryIFeelLikeSwearing
His heart?
ocel0t
Dude that's a flatscreen tv
Trassation
Yeah! And now someone has to fix it!
IAlwaysUpvoteRepostStatistics
JerseyDriver
DogsDidNothingWrong
Dude thats the joke
rarararararararararararararara
Oh I wonder who downvoted each of these comments
ShoppingCartRodeo
Not to be the Debbie downer but even if that were real, its not nice to tap on aquarium glass.
HorribleWifey
I feel like that's the point they are making with the scare
wa27
It says "touch at your own risk", not "do not touch".
Zenkyai
They don't have great whites in captivity. They die within a year. True story
Cilvaa
I cannot comprehend how anyone can look at a "window" and not be able to tell it's a 2D display and not an actual window...
GerberLegalTeam
I know right? Maybe if you have one eye, and that one eye isn't particularly good.
TheMostModestMouse
You havent seen good HD screens now then. And thats part of the reason its dark, makes imperfections harder to spot.
It's the not the quality I'm referring to, but the lack of parallax in 2D screens when you move around them, gives it away instantly.
What about depth perception?
Bizzarfish1
If anyone wants to know where it is, i think is the Oceanarium in Bournemouth England
ExistentialGamer
For those who don't know, this is at Washington D.C.'s Spy Museum.
LovelyLadyLumps
Ah The Spy Museum in Washington D.C.!
HenryHolmes101
I was expecting the shark to be wearing a "Come at me Bro" T-Shirt
Debbywithawhy
It's a video shark...right?
RatBastard516
That’s got to be a tv screen
RogueArt
It's a virtual shark tank at a museum. Not a real shark and that glass wasn't shattered
Rexli78
Was it the fact that there are no great white sharks in captivity that tipped you off.
ImCherokeeJack
FromDenmarkWithHate
Oh really?!?!
drzozzy
We need people like you
Sickinthepants
Nope. It's real and that was a real shark.
igoslow
upvote for trying
DuelingBrothers
I'm an IT guy, can confirm. 100% not not a touchscreen.
WombatsPooCubes
Like what you did there
https://nerdist.com/museum-shark-tank-glass-crack-prank/
sweet
SergeantSalsa
Fake news, it's a real shark
aTokenOfMyExtreme
That is absolutely ridiculous
handbanana13
That old gag? Front page? Really? Fuck you all.
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
I've been here two years and never seen this. Would you like your "fuck you all" back or should I donate it to the Trump 2020 campaign?
Trump please.
Ihavenoideawhatishappening
Wasn’t she in GOT?
nabtab
Looks like a type of interactive video to me. Touching it activated that event. Maybe.
You don't say?
No, I typed it.
MrJane12
What would they do if someone had a heart attack from that?
down4whateva
Take a pic and lol on.
ADegenFromUpcountry
They'd say "Stupid motherfucker didn't read the sign"
Janusha
I think the amount of people stupid enough to fall for that is absolutely astronomically small
oneoliner
Sue the victim.
cvnk
Free shark food
Phled
Delete the file.
siler7
Point at the sign.
ha idk
Maraak
Put him in the room with the others...
roguekiller23231
They'd be sleeping with the fishes.
tomkaz1982
Nothing. It clearly says touch at your own risk.
GiddyKipper
Point to the sign ...
bactchan
Point to the sign reading "touch at own risk."
drumber13
Call 911, probably.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
more likely 112
80percentlegs
Nah it’s 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253
CardinalCanuck
apolloin
I mean... They have sharks. Just sayin'.
iamkarlpilkington
Perform CPR?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Play it on the other side for the shark to see.
FIuxuation
Laugh heartily, and drag the body away for the next fool.
90sByNature
Haviduck
Call saul
Falos
Call them an ambulance - and a lightweight.
wtforero
There’s a sign saying touch at your own risk, like if you go on a roller coaster with a heart condition, you were warned
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Call the wambulance
RenegadeSci
The Wha-wha-mbulance?
bingotown
Dial whine one one for the whaaambulance!
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
CPR
Artoris
Laugh?
InOtterSpace
FanOfFanboys
Exactly my response
GimlisaurusRex
They fuckin’ _told_ him “touch at your own risk”.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
They lol
poorwhitetrash
Call an ambulance.
domestomp
better than getting eaten by a shark
somethingawesomeandgreat
Touch, user gives consent to die
SendMeDogs
Pull out the terms and conditions and see them for touching the screen
TheBrofessionaI
Whatever, dude. v
ThePunisherJB3
It does say "at your own risk"
Turner17
What if someone other than the person who touches it has a heart attack?
SpookyChihuahua
They now have the risk of being sued for touching
WorkerLurker
My question as well, it does seem a liability at that point.
sparkleowl
So can you sue Walmart for having a heart attack at Walmart?
If the pop up adds cause it, yes
V1adimirPutin
Somewhere Dick Wolf is frantically taking down notes
Sordiy
Probably a sign saying that people with heart problems should not go in there
eetsumkaus
what if my heart has problems feeling human emotions?
theyar
What if someone touches a heart attack?
DwightKSchrute69
CidColetti
That'll totes hold up in court.
InsideTheForest
It will actually.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Sure thats part of the reasoning behind beware of dog etc
ddriscoll3
A Veterinarian told me by putting up that sign your admitting that you know your dog is vicious..and without doubt responsible for injuries.
ayemapirate
But you’re not supposed to enter private property anyway.. why still put the sign if it’s not public space?
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Sometimes u have to enter p. property to do work when owner not home without permission. If I get bit by dog, its on owner Id assume. 1/2
ducttapeforum
Liability. Thieves have sued people over injury incurred while trespassing cause Murica
People stupid enough to.... Literally fall... for that, are people who should probably stay at home and never play games.
Grudgebearingmidget
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
DefinitlyNoOne
Unfortunately it will. That’s why it says “Do not ingest” on tide pods
SurelyNotHitler
But doesnt say "ingest at your own risk" tho.
Because some idiot will then say "challenge accepted"
Asgarus
Unfortunately? If something like that is written on a sign, it is common sense to assume something unexpected will happen.
"unexpected"? They aren't going to turn fucking purple.
The “UN” was unintentional. Sorry
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
What do you mean unfortunately? It should hold up. Fortunately it will hold and people should be held responsible for themselves.
Lombravia
I mean sure but maybe they just shouldn't let people be able to touch it in the first place.
ColoneISanders
Oldmemedigger
What happens if you enter the room and someone else does it? and you're a bystander?
UnoriginalPoster2000
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song. And I’ll try not to sing out of key.
Mayhempenguin
laugh
735824
Watch.
xxJohnxx77
Opposite to popular belief, being (jump) scared can not cause a heart attack.
Osthyvel
Dot for when someone confirms
nicebackpackwheredidyougetit
Really
1Plebian
I'm not certain you are correct
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
A lot of people would oppose you if they weren‘t dead by now.
AmbulanceAbuser
Please explain your results professor.
BOOOOO!!!!!
cchausman
They DID take a risk. shrug
NachoPete
Feed their corpse to a real shark.
blessedarethecheesemakers
CarnivorousAxolotl
SHARK BAIT MOO HA HA
LumburgOR
MasterKatarn
Brutal
MoistWomble
whereistheheinz
doodleinthemargins
No touch da fishy
imasandwichho
Bhahahaha
grandmafistmageddon
Anyone actually work there and know if people have peed or pooped themselves? Seems so possible
coderpete
This is why transparent displays will be the best thing to happen to my car's passenger windows.
GINO11111
artemis2227
Ive been there, I think its the spy museum in washington DC
Kreith68
firee
lifebaSmasher
Falls on his ass, shark didn’t even touch him! Dude must’ve been a soccer player?
meltstrap
XD
fredrikzilla
Bubbles what are you doing
EyeSirius
That face!!!!
gymrat231024
I hate how anything now is immediately sue sue sue!!! Fucking stupid.this shit it hilarious..that dumb fuck shouldnt be tapping on the glass
UranusSpelunker
It’s a tv screen great white sharks haven’t been successfully kept in captivity.
BangBangLuckyLuke
KapnKershaw
Chum
pradabenz88
Holy SHIT!!! Just peed.....LOL
suckonthisfrizzlefry
Great.now someone has to get in there and fix that
ProfProffesserson
Maybe Samuel L Jackson
soAngryIFeelLikeSwearing
His heart?
ocel0t
Dude that's a flatscreen tv
Trassation
Yeah! And now someone has to fix it!
IAlwaysUpvoteRepostStatistics
JerseyDriver
DogsDidNothingWrong
Dude thats the joke
rarararararararararararararara
Oh I wonder who downvoted each of these comments
ShoppingCartRodeo
Not to be the Debbie downer but even if that were real, its not nice to tap on aquarium glass.
HorribleWifey
I feel like that's the point they are making with the scare
wa27
It says "touch at your own risk", not "do not touch".
Zenkyai
They don't have great whites in captivity. They die within a year. True story
Cilvaa
I cannot comprehend how anyone can look at a "window" and not be able to tell it's a 2D display and not an actual window...
GerberLegalTeam
I know right? Maybe if you have one eye, and that one eye isn't particularly good.
TheMostModestMouse
You havent seen good HD screens now then. And thats part of the reason its dark, makes imperfections harder to spot.
Cilvaa
It's the not the quality I'm referring to, but the lack of parallax in 2D screens when you move around them, gives it away instantly.
GerberLegalTeam
What about depth perception?
Bizzarfish1
If anyone wants to know where it is, i think is the Oceanarium in Bournemouth England
ExistentialGamer
For those who don't know, this is at Washington D.C.'s Spy Museum.
LovelyLadyLumps
Ah The Spy Museum in Washington D.C.!
HenryHolmes101
I was expecting the shark to be wearing a "Come at me Bro" T-Shirt
Debbywithawhy
It's a video shark...right?
RatBastard516
That’s got to be a tv screen
RogueArt
It's a virtual shark tank at a museum. Not a real shark and that glass wasn't shattered
Rexli78
Was it the fact that there are no great white sharks in captivity that tipped you off.
ImCherokeeJack
FromDenmarkWithHate
Oh really?!?!
drzozzy
We need people like you
Sickinthepants
Nope. It's real and that was a real shark.
igoslow
upvote for trying
DuelingBrothers
I'm an IT guy, can confirm. 100% not not a touchscreen.
WombatsPooCubes
Like what you did there
RatBastard516
https://nerdist.com/museum-shark-tank-glass-crack-prank/
igoslow
sweet
SergeantSalsa
Fake news, it's a real shark
aTokenOfMyExtreme
That is absolutely ridiculous
handbanana13
That old gag? Front page? Really? Fuck you all.
IdonotknowwhatthehellIamdoinghere
I've been here two years and never seen this. Would you like your "fuck you all" back or should I donate it to the Trump 2020 campaign?
handbanana13
Trump please.
Ihavenoideawhatishappening
Wasn’t she in GOT?
nabtab
Looks like a type of interactive video to me. Touching it activated that event. Maybe.
aTokenOfMyExtreme
You don't say?
nabtab
No, I typed it.
MrJane12
What would they do if someone had a heart attack from that?
down4whateva
Take a pic and lol on.
ADegenFromUpcountry
They'd say "Stupid motherfucker didn't read the sign"
Janusha
I think the amount of people stupid enough to fall for that is absolutely astronomically small
oneoliner
Sue the victim.
cvnk
Free shark food
Phled
Delete the file.
siler7
Point at the sign.
meltstrap
ha idk
Maraak
Put him in the room with the others...
roguekiller23231
They'd be sleeping with the fishes.
tomkaz1982
Nothing. It clearly says touch at your own risk.
GiddyKipper
Point to the sign ...
bactchan
Point to the sign reading "touch at own risk."
drumber13
Call 911, probably.
LjubljanaJeNajlepseMestoNaSvetu
more likely 112
80percentlegs
Nah it’s 0118 999 881 99 9119 7253
CardinalCanuck
apolloin
I mean... They have sharks. Just sayin'.
iamkarlpilkington
Perform CPR?
MySpiritAnimalIsTheUnpopularOpinionPuffin
Play it on the other side for the shark to see.
FIuxuation
Laugh heartily, and drag the body away for the next fool.
90sByNature
Haviduck
Call saul
Falos
Call them an ambulance - and a lightweight.
wtforero
There’s a sign saying touch at your own risk, like if you go on a roller coaster with a heart condition, you were warned
BoomIgotyourwalletBoomIgotyourphilliestickets
Call the wambulance
RenegadeSci
The Wha-wha-mbulance?
bingotown
Dial whine one one for the whaaambulance!
BobKelsoDoesntGiveACrap
CPR
Artoris
Laugh?
InOtterSpace
FanOfFanboys
Exactly my response
GimlisaurusRex
They fuckin’ _told_ him “touch at your own risk”.
Displicentlickeroflittlethings
They lol
poorwhitetrash
Call an ambulance.
domestomp
better than getting eaten by a shark
somethingawesomeandgreat
Touch, user gives consent to die
SendMeDogs
Pull out the terms and conditions and see them for touching the screen
TheBrofessionaI
Whatever, dude.
v
ThePunisherJB3
It does say "at your own risk"
Turner17
What if someone other than the person who touches it has a heart attack?
SpookyChihuahua
They now have the risk of being sued for touching
WorkerLurker
My question as well, it does seem a liability at that point.
sparkleowl
So can you sue Walmart for having a heart attack at Walmart?
WorkerLurker
If the pop up adds cause it, yes
V1adimirPutin
Somewhere Dick Wolf is frantically taking down notes
Sordiy
Probably a sign saying that people with heart problems should not go in there
eetsumkaus
what if my heart has problems feeling human emotions?
theyar
What if someone touches a heart attack?
DwightKSchrute69
CidColetti
That'll totes hold up in court.
InsideTheForest
It will actually.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Sure thats part of the reasoning behind beware of dog etc
ddriscoll3
A Veterinarian told me by putting up that sign your admitting that you know your dog is vicious..and without doubt responsible for injuries.
ayemapirate
But you’re not supposed to enter private property anyway.. why still put the sign if it’s not public space?
EverydayIsLegDayBecauseImRunningFromMyProblems
Sometimes u have to enter p. property to do work when owner not home without permission. If I get bit by dog, its on owner Id assume. 1/2
ducttapeforum
Liability. Thieves have sued people over injury incurred while trespassing cause Murica
Janusha
People stupid enough to.... Literally fall... for that, are people who should probably stay at home and never play games.
Grudgebearingmidget
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes
DefinitlyNoOne
Unfortunately it will. That’s why it says “Do not ingest” on tide pods
SurelyNotHitler
But doesnt say "ingest at your own risk" tho.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
Because some idiot will then say "challenge accepted"
Asgarus
Unfortunately? If something like that is written on a sign, it is common sense to assume something unexpected will happen.
InRetrospectIShouldveLearnedToSwimBeforeBecomingaSailor
"unexpected"? They aren't going to turn fucking purple.
DefinitlyNoOne
The “UN” was unintentional. Sorry
OtherPeoplesNamesGetMePoints
What do you mean unfortunately? It should hold up. Fortunately it will hold and people should be held responsible for themselves.
Lombravia
I mean sure but maybe they just shouldn't let people be able to touch it in the first place.
ColoneISanders
DefinitlyNoOne
The “UN” was unintentional. Sorry
Oldmemedigger
What happens if you enter the room and someone else does it? and you're a bystander?
UnoriginalPoster2000
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you a song. And I’ll try not to sing out of key.
Mayhempenguin
laugh
735824
Watch.
xxJohnxx77
Opposite to popular belief, being (jump) scared can not cause a heart attack.
Osthyvel
Dot for when someone confirms
nicebackpackwheredidyougetit
Really
1Plebian
I'm not certain you are correct
WhoNeedsToiletPaperAnywayEh
A lot of people would oppose you if they weren‘t dead by now.
AmbulanceAbuser
Please explain your results professor.
UnoriginalPoster2000
BOOOOO!!!!!
cchausman
They DID take a risk. shrug
NachoPete
Feed their corpse to a real shark.
blessedarethecheesemakers
CarnivorousAxolotl
SHARK BAIT MOO HA HA
LumburgOR
MasterKatarn
Brutal
MoistWomble
whereistheheinz