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slevinkelevra
#6 I've never seen this meme used more appropriately. I am legit in tears from laughing
esedwards
Gay, straight, trans, no matter what your lifestyle or personal journey we can all agree fat people suck, are hilarious, and don't deserve our respect.
Dabnoot
#4 I'm thinking this might be unexpected, good news for some.
SacrificialClam
#1 *Apple execs frothing at the mouth*
BansheeLabs
#9 It's an old joke, and I have told it to my parents, years ago, when they both've been alive and well. Dad said: wow! I didn't know. Mum just said: nope, untrue.
tsterling00
#3 Unless you are a cop.
peterbozeman
#3 This is for blue collar crimes. All white collar crimes require proving the defendant knew the law and was maliciously breaking it.
spidermenz
#4 I'm here for this
LindseyRaeMunson
#6 loved this one.
PwnageHobo
What year is it? Can we maybe give all the shitty punching-down-humour a rest? Life is hard enough without tearing each other down when there are actual Nazis in punching distance
dmd3eorg
#4 why is it BAD news
shinagami091
#4 whys it gotta be bad news?
ginarubyking7
You are supposed to clean your Haemotite ring under running water every week to stop it breaking.
FunkJunkey
#4 if I can’t love Spider-Man and be straight, then I don’t wanna be straight.
Syovere
#2 This must be why I can't sleep worth a damn
MechaNinja
#9 I'm so tired of this one. There are poles that do both, and many of the poles that spin can also be locked to not spin. Ideally, one uses the right pole for the routine one is doing.
Martellus
#4
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SternLecturePlumbing
#9 both exist. Pole aerobics is a fun class.
infinitecasey
As someone who learned on a static pole, the 1st time I tried a spinning pole i almost went in to orbit! I was not prepared!
SternLecturePlumbing
Same! Very scary
WubBug
#9 It's both! Some poles spin, some are static, and some can swap between the two :)
TheHeroPotato
#1 everyone in this post is fucking stupid
NotSoFastener
Georgia's state law is open access, but the commentary, rulings, and precedence are copyrighted property of the state and may not be distributed to the public. Lawyers must buy an expensive subscription for access.
LC1232
Wait, the pole moves?
pooFIinger
#6 Wirtual approves
amp99
Moasseman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq1iqwGQblo Source for those not aware
DongleDingler
#9 I found this out on prom night when the limo turned out to be a stretch Hummer with a striper pole. The moms went to check it out first. All of the moms tried the stripper pole
darkdragonempress
Technically it’s not accurate. Spinning poles and static poles both exist. Spinning poles are actually more terrifying.
DongleDingler
Well that was a spinning pole and I was tempted to try it, but there were 20/22 of us crammed in there and I don't know where another ass would possibly fit. A guy sitting by it did an impressive-looking spin on the ride over. The other couple got rear-ended in a hit-and-run, but the car left its license plate behind and they made it to prom just a little late
ComoSeIguana
#4
MyGreatestFearBoner
Likes the dick
Or the muff
Can't decide the decision is tough
Look out here come the Bi-derman
muffmunchies
BrontTheGoodBoy
Not quite gay
Not quite straight
He'll take anyone on a date
GCRust
Can't have friends
Only Prey
Look Out! There goes the Bi-derman!
AnotherDiscordianAtLarge
...somehow this thread of replies went from being a rip on Spiderman to a song about Deadpool, and what's worse, I think both would've approved of it.
figuringeights
#4 is this ony for men? Or is this how one would learn they are a lesbian as well? This feels very straight man specific. Not that there's anything wrong with that I just wanna know the psychology.
alantosai
you're reading too deep. it's a made-you-look, the intent is to point a finger and call the viewer gay because calling people gay is intrinsically funny. aka 90s era casual homophobia
figuringeights
Are you a straight man? Bc this is for you then.
alantosai
am i just hallucinating that my last comment was written in english? what do you mean by this?????
figuringeights
I'm not sure what's upset you here. My original and last comment were just casual commentary on how this seems particularly directed at men. I don't know that it works like this for women bc part of women's socialization isn't always to objectify women. But I'm not a psychologist so really it was a question. Not sure why you're upset about it.
alantosai
more baffled than upset but certainly still baffled
bamblebimble
#5 more fat shaming on imgur, what a surprise
Arook1
I'm fat so I feel I can say this. It's not healthy and fat people shouldn't ride animals it's cruel. Now if she is subduing that dangerous animal to allow others to flee to safety then she should be praised for her swift thinking.
bamblebimble
Sure, but the meme itself is laughing at her. Whether something is wrong or not, that doesn't mean she should be laughed at.
Arook1
I mean you're not wrong but that can be said for a lot of stuff so that's not really a fight you are likely to win.
amp99
#7 "Most oil reserves were formed between 65 and 252 million years ago. While this does overlap with the ‘dinosaur times’, oil is a marine sediment made of the remains of algae and plankton." https://www.sciencefocus.com/planet-earth/dinosaurs-in-fossil-fuel
BlackHeartConstructs
Thank you, I was wondering how so many animals were dying in such large numbers
TicoMachi
YOU'RE a marine sediment made up of the remains of algae and plankton!
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
So you're saying petroleum is vegan. Got it.
NowhereMan313
Wrong. Dinosaurs.
filurilurl
Wrong again. Oil is actually just oil, and it comes from the now fossilised car wrecks created during the Middle Ages when AoE2 players used the "how do you turn this thing on" cheat.
amp99
MrDrMatt
And sharks are smooth
trigonman3
Smooth as hell!
ignimbrite
I bet you're the kind of person that thinks that sharks aren't smooth
NowhereMan313
First of all, how dare you.
GigiDundas
"but everybody knows that oil comes from dinosaurs" really makes you wonder what "everybody knows" today that we'll find evidence that we're wrong about. I think this might be one of the most repetitive concepts throughout human history.
donutposse11337
You mean besides “Jesus Christ died for your sins”?
amp99
CoinedWatcher
Whatever, back in my day we had 9 planets
MisterFluffi
We still do, I'll be long in my grave before I'll take away the title of planet from that good boy Pluto (or they find that elusive extra planet they keep theorising about)
Kiotetravels
If Pluto is a planet we have to include like 9 thousand other planets. So which is it? Do we have 8 planets or do you personally have to help every school child make a Styrofoam planet model with all 9 thousand?
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
And isn’t coal all of the dead flora that couldn’t decompose due to fungi not having evolved to break down the lignin?
notchoosingone
No, that's another myth. Fungi that could break down lignin were extant with the first trees, it's just that atmospheric and continental conditions were right for incredibly high growth rates of terrestrial forests.
GigiDundas
No, santa has demon elves making coal in his "other" factory.
iamlegendinjapan
#4 boobs!
Whatdoyousaytoanicecupoftea
Friendly neighbourhood boobs!
reichstein
Spider Boobs!!
Fellkartoffel
I saw spiderman. As a woman. Married to a woman. So, still bad news?
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
It took me a minute to figure out what was even going on before I saw it, confirming how ridiculously gay I already know I am.
OnePieceRoboFranky
I saw spider man. So did my wife 😂
Beanholio
Eh, pink shading outside the boobs forces the Spiderman. No arm lines = weird torso.
tsterling00
Sorry to tell you this but your wife is gay.
OnePieceRoboFranky
SilverPossum
I also gay this mans wife
YellowCottonDress
I also man this wife’s gay
FaecalJacksonPollock
#1: [Ea-nasir's ghost furiously taking notes]
Denvercoder09
Somehow Ea-Nasir has returned
DeepSpaceNetwork
Hematite is just naturally brittle, it's stupid to make a thin ring out of it
uzetaab
It occurred to me that we only have one data point on this. It is equally possible that there was nothing wrong with the copper and it was just an Ea-Karen.
casinodoug
That single data point was hundreds of complaints the dude collected. Ether it is true or dude made the weirdest self insert fiction made.
GCRust
I feel like the effort and energy to carve and fire a cuniform tablet seething in rage over the substandard quality of copper and treatment of a representative kinda weeds out Ea-Karens.
lljkstonefish
who else would go to that effort?
ParryLost
IIRC they literally uncovered an entire trove of complaint clay-tablets in the ancient ruins of the guy's basement
ParryLost
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Complaint_tablet_to_Ea-n%C4%81%E1%B9%A3ir#Other_tablets