I don't think hes ready, supes is jelly

May 17, 2016 3:10 AM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFb-shCeyTw

Oh Yeah!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

congrats on the sex

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Nice

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I have an IUD, this is mortifying.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

https://imgur.com/infhTNU But Neb can't draw varied faces for shit.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I lol'd.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Why would everything be the same except the penis?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why everything be the same except the penis?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seen it

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html - "Man of Steel,Woman of Kleenex" by Larry Niven - a clinical discussion of sex with Superman

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah, the delete scene from Hancock was pretty much this.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have not seen them...yet. I should probably do that.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nebezial.deviantart.com You know for this interested. Other comics are funny too.

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Funny... and on occasion rather, uh, steamy. *cough cough*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago (deleted May 18, 2016 2:50 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

He grew up in Kansas in the 1930s. Sex ed was a crusty sock and a bible.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Do dudes still jizz in socks nowadays?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Honestly, no idea.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yivtalR5V6A

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

that would kill him XD

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Superman ejaculating would be like a shotgun blast. Lois would have to wear a kryptonite condom, but that would kill him

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

How did I go from the verge of hot floridian sex with Brandi to man of steel coital debates with you in the food court?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex." --Randall

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10 years ago (deleted May 17, 2016 4:48 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

You made me laugh out loud in the middle of class. Take my damn upvote

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What're you doing on Imgur in the middle of class?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Umm... Well. Damn. I have no real good reason other than I can

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like extra terresticles amirite, fellas!?

10 years ago | Likes 191 Dislikes 4

Ta dum tsssssss

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If we ever come across alien life, we have to find a way to incorporate this into the lexicon.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You might want to get a doctor to look at that.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's terrible. You should be ashamed. +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

YOU WIN

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You are ovary right.

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

You make a gonad point.

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My man!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This guy^

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