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*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me, you're probably wondering how I got into this situation, it's quite a good story if you'll bear with me.
#recordscratch #freezeframe #pics #bear #pun
DaveyLD
Simply unbearable...I'll show myself out.
Knightkiller0o
I thought it was a piñata
FantasticGeronimo
Ah, the towers...a place of wonder
mrcomix
Upvote for amazing title +1
PeatyMcSluggy
BENZODIAZEPINES!
Cattsass
Flying Squirrel / Black Bear breeding.......huge mistake.
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where's repost statistics when you need it?
SlightlyDodgy
Apparently somemod stole them but I don't get the fake points for mods saga. Im not into politics.
JohnRamboSaperstein
Bear's Facebook profile picture right there.
AnOldJudge
Non-Australian drop bear.
eddas
Hey Earl!
Shelest
Baba O'Riley starts playing
steikewaffel
plot twist: it's a trampoline and he's doing sick flips.
therearenomoreusernamesleft
Four officers found dead after a prank involving removing a trampoline out from under Mr bear during his picnick day at the park.
cousteau
The bear would scratch them so badly, it would be a record-setting scratch (which is what I thought the title meant at first)
thechelonianshelmet
At first glance I thought someone had taught the fucker Karate and it was doing a flying drop kick. I read way too much manga & sci/fiction
heliosascension
#dropbear I knew they were real!
unpopularopinionlord
You forgot *cue Baba O'Riley.
GamiCross
Australian Drop Bears are real!
AManWhoWasntThere
Matrix bear
ExtraZOIDBERG
I remember this!! This was in Boulder, CO when I went to college there! Look up the video if you haven’t seen it.
Weneedbees
Ahh Albuquerque! Where stoned bears levitate.
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
Took me WAYYY too long to see the trampoline when I was to busy looking for the rope
BaptizedByBeer
Now I'm treeee, I'm tree fallin'
Canofminus
She’s a good bear, She’s crazy about honey, likes salmon, and her berries too
ThatsGrimKraken
It's a long day, living in the Forrest, there's a freeway, running through my yard
HillOfBeans
And I'm a bad bear, cuz I don't want to live here
Eternalcowboy182
@standeme105 probably the best title I have ever read , Gold I tell ya , GOLD
Standme105
Freeze Frame!
Jaqdakloun
Was i the only one that read that intro in Daniel Stern's voice ?
Walksie
Good morning Mr Ranger Sir.............
Mercenarity
The scratch//freeze-frame thing is probably one of the most personally annoying narration mechanics I can think of.
d3cad3nce
is this one of those australian drop bears?
DavidAmazing
No its from Boulder Colorado, I was there for this one. The bear died a few days later :(
DavidAmazing
http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_20485529/cu-boulder-police-bear-climbs-up-tree-near
Comet112
I want a story now :(
DavidAmazing
http://www.dailycamera.com/ci_20485529/cu-boulder-police-bear-climbs-up-tree-near
StoneManListon
+1... just for the intro you did there.. excellent.
bigblindguy
Same exact wording as the last 10 times this was posted.
Ioffersex
Fucking awesome. I thought I was rewatching 13 reasons why +.5
Nightspear72
Fuckin’ loved that series.
ArKade
Voiced by either Ben stiller or Eddie Murphy
Zhoid
...no. David Spade. Man you threw off my groove!
kippkopp
Seen this. Bear panicked and stuck on tree, got shot with narcotics to sleep. After getting drowsy, it fall into the safety mat. /1
kippkopp
They bagged it and released in the wild.
DavidAmazing
and then it got hit by a car and died a few days later when it tried to come back into town
kippkopp
I dont know about the aftermath, but read up until that point years ago. Well, I guess not every story ends happily. Shit happens.