TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
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Sep 25, 2017 6:47 PM
TheAnalFistingPornStarLegendJohnnyShitKnuckles
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kongurous
ducks shit everywhere and are rapists. i don't get the fixation with them.
RonaldBilliusWeasley
Johnny Shit Knuckles! Been awhile since I seen you
ProphetOfCod
BoyThatEscalatedQuickly.jpg
Deficek
Duck you!
FicklePickleWithANickle
Duck yeah!
Zarcyn
See it, like it, buy it.
Hutchy01
Dammit Joey.
CommentHijacker
nosoupforoldmen
"Hey baby, you want a duck pic?" - that guy probably
solaruin
literally the story of how i now have two doves.
zipfel73m
that’s one cute duck. i love your duck too!
mikeatike
I want a new duck.
Retromorphic
A Duck is not just for Christmas. Wait. Bad example.
MotherofVodka
This is literally how we ended up with 8 chickens. Walked into the feed store, and the second the door opened I heard distant cheeping 1/2
MotherofVodka
lost my breath, grabbed my mom's arm, and we spent over an hour playing with them before bringing them home. I love my chickens. 2/2
BedBugDude
vincenDoggo
He must be so gay because he finally got a duck
DidIJustJoinTheDarkSideOfTheInternet
Retromorphic
These are things I have, also do you have any drugs?
RXJ235231
This is the face of a man who turned away from drugs and invested his happiness with puppies and a duck.
Bystandr
Enjoy cleaning up that duck poop, cause their bodies wont allow you to house train them.
magoichi75
goldensky
and where in heck do you get a duck
oldguyexlurker
Plot twist. His original statement was supposed to read "I want to fuck." Now he's stuck with a duck. Damned autocorrect.
ItsPronouncedImageER
DickPicEnthusiast
Muthafukin' BREAD CRUMBS!!!
RecommentStatistics
No it's not. It's called Im (impossible) gur (girl). Fuck the devs, viva la nombre mas bueno del Mundo! (We know it isn't catchy, so be it!)
ItsPronouncedImageER
WhereWhoWhyHow
This will never not be the best
SupremePizza
Hey, got any grapes?
Icreatedthisaccounttoupvoteyourcomment
I had a friend who wanted a bmw. So he went to a dealership, pointed at the one he wanted, traded his new car, and now has a bmw..
SupermassiveBlackHoles
Ducking adorable
DeathclawDefibrillator
piccolodew
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b1/20/f7/b120f79df4e5f7aee241c87422322316--baby-ducks-duck-duck.jpg
EveryoneWhoDisagreesWithMeIsLiterallyHitler
Dat username doe
LSAH
Good story. Definite beginning, middle and end.
Totallyscrewedinaustin
It's going to poop everywhere
HelloMyNameIsHuman
*Squirt
chllnpart
More worried about the future potential duck rape tbh
Nyralt
As a person who once had two baby chickens living in my bedroom, I can agree
aeolk
Joey?
HatsAreEssential
They literally make duck diapers.
Silverforte
As opposed to figuratively
gakio12
Virtually