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Shut up Mike dumpling
Aug 12, 2016 11:59 AM
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ExitLeftThenRight
Anyone else read this in morty's voice
ICallPeoplesBullshit
Nice suicide squad spoiler... At least wait till it's out of fucking theatres
PigsWeGetWhatPigsDeserve
The Steven Hawkins one. Just thought of that some time ago...
IDidItForTheSlunk
Shut up Mike!
Twinklepot
Going to see Nickelback in Dublin on Oct 9th, for educational purposes only. Will get back to you with the result - Trump or Nickelback
Shelest
Nickelback for President! #Chad2016
OblivionCityGuard
I never heard another song from them, but I remember that I licked "rock star" so, to me that band is ok ...
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Trumpelback? Nickelrump?
FedEXguy
Good job. If you know their real names you have power over them. Get out there and fix the world!
TechPriest97
Make a post about it
spookyu
Actual Puffin: Nickelback's first album wasn't the worst thing ever. Not great, but the hate is mostly a band wagon.
waunakonor
I forgot about how Nickelback have only released one album.
CarolinHR
I think they're pandering af and not very good, but not much worse than a lot of other popular stuff. it is bandwagon fo sho
Nutinbutbootson
I don't know. I really hate the singers voice. So whiny.
badgerkin
This... I agree and honestly I enjoyed it. I watched them live when that was the only album and I enoyed it. Then they went all Sugar Ray.
portmanteau79
Gay the pray away
pribadiija
@h95herman
Bedpostghost
What is a kombucha?
theherrings3
Kombucha is a variety of sweetened black or green tea with supposed health benefits.
pomosephymama
Dates?
Immortals4Centuries
I love Nickelback.
WonderfunkJones
I lost a bird. Got her back.
bossness00
Lol
Robotdevil28
More than Nickleback? That's impossible ! :)
Vlaatu
Picture Gene Simmons' tongue. Now it's a dick. Every male snake has two of those and can control them with the same dexterity as Gene. Woo~~
TheSilhouette
So that's why Garnet hasn't said much this summer.
mau2107
The kombucha one works. A homeless man spit on my friend for claiming he had no money while carrying a Fuji water.
Paraiyan
The Hawking one is legit. He refused to have his voice changed because it's iconic.
Selenalways
Wait so joker did kill the country security guard?
ePhantoMe
#Adele..Enya sold over 100 Million albums without going on tour
C7768Yosef
@SerAs2017
TheToadofTruth1218
I lost it at Roomba with a bomb
tangentfreestyle
I have posted lost bird posterd
tangentfreestyle
*s
whotheflipdoithinkiam
Shut up Mike
miker26
Sorry I didn't know I was talking
assumtionscreateproblems
But actually does anyone know what the point of advertising a sold out show is? Isn't that just a waste of cash?
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
If it's sold out, it must be good -- or at least popular. Nobody wants to go to a show with 6,000 tickets available. We value exclusivity.
grantavius
To cause this: "Hmmm, this Adele person must be good, I should check out some of her music"
DukeDarkwood
Am I the ONLY ONE who chose to deliberately misread the billboard as saying "ADELE SOLD OUT"?
Applefaces
The space will have been booked and paid for in advance. The poster is put up anyway to highlight brand success and + to keep staples happy
FernandoRumdebum
Isn't the show called sold out ?
burgermei5ter
Well that would be very confusing
Pharya
Nah. Shows people what they're missing out on, and tells people that she's so good her shows sell out. People will want to see her next time
RickHalcyon
There's an interesting dynamic where artists benefit from scalpers even without seeing any of the inflated money, so maybe that's the angle
RickHalcyon
I heard about it on NPR on "Marketplace" a while back. Look it up yourself, the info is SOLD OUT!
boroq
Merchandise. People willing to pay inflated prices have the money to buy merchandising from the artist too. Big names make $$$ off that shit
RoundThreeFIGHT
Sold out may have been added after the original sign was put up to promote the tour
deathrae13
No this is in LA, I have seent it. Printed that way.
1navn
Answer the snake question god damnit!
1navn
Ok so apperently a lot of People did. Not sure i thrust Them though
NeneJPhilly
Why would you talk to your tattoo artist? I didn't say two words to mine.
TheRagingRiver
Just a question but what does OP stand for? I know that it's the owner of the post but I want to know what it stands for
pgdave
Ordinary Pastafarian
mynameissamantha
Original Poster
ILOVEFARTING
Origami Penis
pgdave
Ostrich Peddler
pgdave
Oblivious Panda
pgdave
Overt Pedophile
pgdave
Optional Person
FedEXguy
It stands for Optionally Pornographic. It's because the original poster can choose to mark the post mature or not.
Housemaster
Optimus Prime
onepinksheep
Organic Penis
Knillis
Those things are overrated, not nearly as good as the ads say
pgdave
Ornery Politician
DukeDarkwood
Now listen, I say listen, that's no way to speak of the honorable Senator Claghorn!
SwiggityDiggitySwoo
Orange Peel
WhatANut23
Omnivorous Pedophile
squeezyjean
Gay sex away the pray camp. If only.
deluxury
Right!?
passbi
I fucking dying after reading that who is this national treasure
happenedtomeonce
Everyone back to the pile!
FlyingButtPliers
https://youtu.be/Supji8wGVyc
IcyLucario
What happens if you say "Oh god" during?
DukeDarkwood
They mean the OTHER kind of "camp".
TheGayPenguin
It could start with that concept but it would definitely just become gay sex camp without any pretense of avoiding prayer.
itsmurdernotmuckduck
Wouldn't that be Camp Imgur?
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
aaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
CloisteredMoistOysters
...macarena
letmeslipintosomethingmoreFreudian
A-ay!
pgdave
*g
Chemnerd263
Thank you
MagicHasArrived
ImNotAlwaysAnAsshole
You got my good side
AnnaNimitee
I love that Imgur brings me the best of Twitter so I don't have to join Twitter
NoTurtles
You can read most tweets without having to sign up. It can be a pretty good source for news, depending on who you follow
theotherladyofthelake
Amen ????
Warpman
This is so so true.
UserAnon91
I might be following the wrong people but it's all corporate for me
silverbean
I actually like twitter! I make really stupid jokes and shower-thought tweets and a bunch of strangers validate my crap-sense of humor!
FrostTide
Same
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Ditto. I don't use FB/Twitter/reddit anything except imgur b/c I'm socially disabled.
WaGreatimes
Wish I could up vote this more than once
Paraiyan
Yeah, I have a Twitter. It's pretty lame.
Katrin931
And Tumblr
Katrin931
And Tumblr
gitarrenkoala
I have an account, but I seriously don't know why.
Cornealeus
I made mine to exploit a promotional, but i don't know why I still use it.
NeverWithoutMyMoleskinePocketNotebook
I have a Twitter, but this is how I feel about Tumblr
samii1010
Tumblr can be fun, at least the photography part
420blazeitbitchez
It's the same with tumblr
samii1010
You're not missing much in general
Brenbop
Yeah I deactivated mine yesterday, imgur fills my needs
SonsOfMoog
Joined recently and have made so many new bot friends. @SonsOfMoog send me robot beeps and boops to confuse the remaining hoomans.
SonsOfMoog
3HallowsNotHorcruxes
Yep, it is getting full of fake woke people who get triggered by anything
samii1010
Like imgur? Mostly follow photographers actually
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I'm tempted to join twitter just to follow tohkay and streetlight manifesto.
afhisfa
I love you be my best friend streetlight is my favorite band and Thomas is a legend
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Yes! Best friends! Streetlight is also my favorite band of all time, and Thomas is my hero. O saw streetlight live finally last month and
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
it was one of the best experiences of my entire life.
sleepingprsn
I have twitter mainly for following sports teams for free swag or autographs, and for BBC news. Otherwise it's pretty bland
paulthebipolarbear
yup me too like following ufc fighters and news
BecaauseImBatman
You really have to pick the right accounts to follow. Most of the anons are content theives. Pick the right ones and they're hilarious.
Haackv2
Tohkay masterrace
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
I want to see him play live. I've seen him with streetlight and the show was fucking amazing, but I love his solo work too.
Haackv2
Especially his streetlight covers
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Also, I'm pretty sure I'm the biggest Kalnoky fanboy ever. It's stupid, but the man is just amazing. I love everything he does.
Haackv2
Agreed