Yeah she says a few things bust most of it is "empty" social expression. Understand this isn't a judgement. It's normal in all languages. Just particularly funny here with a bird.
#1 Just to let my fellow Imgurians know that it's my birthday next month, and if you want to club together and buy me a beautiful bird like this, I really wouldn't mind in the least.
I have seen a video of a parrot tying to take glasses off the mans face. And then saying in the mans voice: Stop that! Stop that or you are going to your cage!
I remember seeing a mocking bird in a zoo near Cancun. In a perfect Spanish accent, he goes "Hola - qual es su nombre?" After I answered him, he goes "Ahh - que bonita!!!"
Beware shower gels. If the label pointedly does not call the contents "soap" that would be because it doesn't qualify as such. Most nations have laws against selling a product as something it is not, as well as rigid standards for what does and does not constitute certain things. Soap being one of those. So if it says "shower gel", that's because it isn't soap.
CampbellsChunkyCyst
#11 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n2UuPR3eRSM
vaultdweller13
"You know what's more impressive than a bird imitating a Japanese accent? A human trying to do karaoke with a mouthful of porcupine quills."
MadKraken
#11
mygodhasabiggerdick
Dr. Bronner's Peppermint soap is wonderful on super hot and humid days. But do NOT use it after sexytimes. Holy Jesus fucknuts it BURNS ! ! !
ItSeemsYouHaveSufferedaTerribleFate
#6
dreikommavierzehn
#11 I Washed My Ass with Menthol Soap again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GSoPxw8FM0
ReusableBastard
It's pronounced Porky-pine.
someonesaid
#8 is that a seagull in disguise?
OuchYoureonmyhair
I love how the dolphin had an audience to her bubble tricks.
GTimgur
#1 They might as well both be birds with how much nothing she's saying haha. #2 The queen has arrived! #3 Want... to pet... must not...
erroniousmaximus
“What’s wrong?”
“Stop with the hair”
“Stop. Happy..”
She’s talking to him, he’s just talking nonsense.
GTimgur
Yeah she says a few things bust most of it is "empty" social expression. Understand this isn't a judgement. It's normal in all languages. Just particularly funny here with a bird.
Tenzil
#1 He's watched you play too much Pac-Man.
Skycravingfrodobaggins
It’s days late, but enjoy my favorite animal gif
Aforaseem
#2
Bunnies007
#1 Just to let my fellow Imgurians know that it's my birthday next month, and if you want to club together and buy me a beautiful bird like this, I really wouldn't mind in the least.
Lysergian
#1 I can see that crow is having about the same luck with Japanese that I am.
Thorketil
#6 Someone should check the spark plugs
AzgarOgly
I have seen a video of a parrot tying to take glasses off the mans face. And then saying in the mans voice: Stop that! Stop that or you are going to your cage!
SomeFukinWizard
#7 Anybody have any idea what that music is? None of my music apps can find it.
HOAMTH
Stay Out by half.cool https://www.youtube">alf.cool">half.cool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pa-6Bebm5yQ
SomeFukinWizard
Hero of the day!! You Rule, thanks!
andydicktracymorganfairchild
Well don't you think I should have a porcupine who comes to eat on my porch?
Kvabben
Judging only by what you have posted, you very much deserve a munching porcupine on your porch, you random, seemingly nice Internet person
CrisprCAS
#3 cute little quill pig
Tyrann01
I love porcupines. Rodents that took all their speed stat and rammed it into defense.
Geek13
What kind of creature picks carrots over apples? I have to say I was kinda shocked at that.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Maybe the texture? They're harder than apples, maybe that's appealing to porcupines.
Tyrann01
Saving the good bits for last.
ImGettinSatisfied
#5 what kind of animal is this???
matriciu
Looks like a chinese water deer.
Twinklepot
#1 that bird (a raven?) is amazing! Love how it's trying to imitate the Japanese accent.
martineb72
Much too small to be a raven. It does however have the neck ruffles of a raven though. So possibly a junior raven.
Medria
Comes across kind of sassy too, love it.
stoots24
I remember seeing a mocking bird in a zoo near Cancun. In a perfect Spanish accent, he goes "Hola - qual es su nombre?" After I answered him, he goes "Ahh - que bonita!!!"
Einstein9073
Wassup Wassup wassup
NeverEnoughFoxes
#7 Skills
thegarts
How in the hell do you teach that to a porpoise?!
mikeatike
I'm pretty sure it's the other way around.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Porpoise-fully.
SomeFukinWizard
I'm giving you the upvote, but uh, the other guests have asked that you leave.
NeverEnoughFoxes
Bunnies007
#11 I use a mint shower gel, and afterwards it does feel like there's a cool breeze blowing up under your kilt!
eggmuffin
Beware shower gels. If the label pointedly does not call the contents "soap" that would be because it doesn't qualify as such. Most nations have laws against selling a product as something it is not, as well as rigid standards for what does and does not constitute certain things. Soap being one of those. So if it says "shower gel", that's because it isn't soap.
Bunnies007
And that's why I use shower gel, because soap leaves my skin feeling dry and weird.