Mar 11, 2020 12:41 AM
DaBoss365
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ConsumerOfStories
Lights went out. Still had to shower. Spider jumped on my face.
db629
Honey badgers don’t give a fuck remember
verdea
Back before exotic pets were illegal someone's pet ostriche got free and wound up in our backyard. Quiet the surprise.
hillaryslegsarebeingdigested
Dog bite. Neighbor's malamute bit me when I was 5. I'm missing part of a finger now.
Destrophyryker
I locked eyes with a seagull once. He took my lunch and beat me up. I’ve never eaten outside since.
JustBoone
A pissed off bear. Or a mountain lion, both of which have been sighted in my area not so recently. Doesnt help I work nights, solo guard-
funeralpyre
Age twelve. I was at a sleepover at some kid’s house. Their doberman spent the entire night staring at me and growling with it’s teeth bared
LordRussell
I guess I sound like a pussy... my story was fighting a doberman from tearing my knee off when I was 12-13.
TsubakiTragic
6yo me, mom says lets go to the pool, me runs naked into back yard gets swimsuit off the line, one leg in, other leg in...
huge huntsman spider sitting in the crotch.
ConsumerOfStories
Lights went out. Still had to shower. Spider jumped on my face.
db629
Honey badgers don’t give a fuck remember
verdea
Back before exotic pets were illegal someone's pet ostriche got free and wound up in our backyard. Quiet the surprise.
hillaryslegsarebeingdigested
Dog bite. Neighbor's malamute bit me when I was 5. I'm missing part of a finger now.
Destrophyryker
I locked eyes with a seagull once. He took my lunch and beat me up. I’ve never eaten outside since.
JustBoone
A pissed off bear. Or a mountain lion, both of which have been sighted in my area not so recently. Doesnt help I work nights, solo guard-
funeralpyre
Age twelve. I was at a sleepover at some kid’s house. Their doberman spent the entire night staring at me and growling with it’s teeth bared
LordRussell
I guess I sound like a pussy... my story was fighting a doberman from tearing my knee off when I was 12-13.
TsubakiTragic
6yo me, mom says lets go to the pool, me runs naked into back yard gets swimsuit off the line, one leg in, other leg in...
TsubakiTragic
huge huntsman spider sitting in the crotch.