EvilTeddyBear
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Aug 5, 2014 8:39 PM
EvilTeddyBear
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NicestguyonImgur
The Salvation Army could kick his ass.
TheSecondPiewackit
So... you do more than an hour and a half of burpee-pull-ups/ Muscle Failure 3 days a week? 5-10 mile runs 2 days a week?
HeyCasButt
Something tells me he doesn't.
AsSeenByMacaroni
I could be misinformed, but I dont think you graduate dumb. You just stay dumb
AWildLevi
Recruiter promises seal training. Learns to balance ball on nose. Claps a lot. Realizes recruiter was from circus.
basset10
I'm pretty sure he's trolling. I hope. Please tell me he's trolling.
Falalalalanobodyknowsmeonhere
We will see how far that gets him during hell week
fumberjack
Almost looks like an older version of this guy..
TheZuGZwanG
Had a trainning with SWAT -equivalent- and they told us they have many things to learn from us...
burlybax
SWAT equivalent? Many things to learn from who? Air soft people?
mesohornebro
As a former marine....I can't wait for him to fail miserably
HangryBitch
If you have not been in the military AND have been in combat, then you have no right to say you do more, train more, are better than etc..
AWildLevi
So much PT. Like obviously, dude. look at those arms. Buff as Hell.
Mashu22
Says he'll join the SEALS, yet his username is MARSOC. Which is a Marine team.
docsage
They're all seamen, amirite?
JackCoughlin
Seals are basically marines with BUD/s
JackCoughlin
Seals are basically marines with BUD/s
carrotonesie
More PT than Marines and Army put together? And he looks like that?
washismycopilot
"then enlisted marines and army" He's clearly talking about sex.
agonarch
"Potatoes"
TheSecondPiewackit
Challenge accepted, kid. Bring it on.
EverSoSlightly
Congratulations, you graduated. With honours.
allthenamesaregone
What is PT?
HussarRegiment
Physical Eduction or Gym
lettucebroomstick
Physical Training
Mcflyvol
penile therapy
cr668288
Also known as 'wanking' or 'self-healing'
Nemock
*than
TrueNateDogg
To be honest, Airsofters like me actually don't do any PT. BECAUSE WE'RE NORMAL FUCKING PEOPLE. But there are people who fake being military
vvilko
Yep we get weekend warriors or Teflon soldiers at our site.
shadowex3
As someone who staffs a lot of games I hate people who don't do ANY training. They always wind up being heat casualties.
Tariq182
So you just hate unfit people?
shadowex3
No I hate people who should know better but still wind up having a heat stroke and making work for us.
vipe650r
It's not simply unfit, it's unfit who think they're hardcore and aren't smart enough to listen to their bodies (pride>wisdom).
TrueNateDogg
Well there's a difference between Military PT and doing some "Basics to airsoft." I will upvote you though for pointing out this problem.
shadowex3
People massively pedestalize everything military to the point of fetishization and worship. Military PT is just freaking exercise.
TrueNateDogg
My mistake then. My bad man.
shadowex3
Yeah, seriously look up the exercise regimen sometime. How much they carry and the length they march is basically the only abnormal thing.
shadowex3
The average marine in WW2 for example was about 5'8" and 140ish iirc.
Telecastr
Unless they make you run til you throw up, that ain't exercise, it's training.
Whiskey461
Feel free to sign up cupcake. http://www.military.com/join-armed-forces
rdrdtheta
There weren't even any cupcakes!
NotAnAligator
Hehe
doxpara1337
I did get a free powerade from my recruiter the day I signed my contract and swore in, yippy!
sowetoninja
Fuck war. It doesn't make you a 'man' joining the military. I know this is prob not your intention but I hate how this is being glorified.
ITSTOOREALROY
No one says it makes you a man, I have respect for people who do things I never could (joining the military)
sowetoninja
It's pretty straight forward how being military=manliness in this image and thread. I don't think joining the military=respect.
ITSTOOREALROY
again, that is not what I said. The respect comes from the fact I couldn't do what they can do it has nothing to do with manliness
ProCheeseburger
As someone in the army.... That's cute
schuey
is that idra?
schuey
sadly in my world this should be top comment. I don't belong here.
Hoenet
ctrl+f idra, u win
Hoenet
it was the first thing that i saw, greg fuckin fields
MnemonicMonkeys
Seeing as the Navy SEALs are smarter than the average Harvard grad, and this guy can't put together a proper sentence, I'll guess he won't
ShamnusMcfee
This isn't true. They are clever and receive a ton of specialist training, but it is a very different kind of 'smart'.
Sinus23
Then why do they send those "smarter than average Harvard grads" into possible death when they could be making future military weapons? :|
voltron7812
2) your feet in high pressure scenarios is completely different from being able to design stuff in a lab, but they are both forms of
Sinus23
I'm sorry you had to live the war. Something that I wouldn't wish my sworn enemy to endure. But kick those asses that deserve it.
Sinus23
Making=designing. Ran out of space.
voltron7812
3) intelligence.
Sinus23
Read further into the thread and you'll find that I already beat you to that conclusion. But I agree which you would see if you could read.
voltron7812
you do understand that i was formulating my comment when you came to that conclusion? you could tell that if you could read timestamps.
Sinus23
Still Not seeing any proof for your original statement.
voltron7812
1) the average Harvard grad can't even design military weapons... also, there are different forms of intelligence. being able to think on
Studoku
Oh, like street smarts?
voltron7812
not really. more like being able to think quickly and adapt extremely well versus being able to design something under controlled conditions
Studoku
Oh, like playing Dota?
Sinus23
True which is why I said 2 minutes before yourself that there are different types of intelligence.
voltron7812
sorry i didn't go back and look to see if you had finished arguing with yourself before i posted my comment.
Sinus23
Are you me? It would make the world a better place since there would be a lot of doubt but no casualties. Live long and prosper man ;)
Sinus23
As stupid as the comment on the first picture was you still haven't proven your own statement with facts.
Sinus23
Proof or get the fuck out :)
ThatEngineer
It kinda sounds like you're having an argument with yourself.
Sinus23
Yes it does. There are different types of intelligence and I thought that the person commenting was over-simplifying it. Pissedmeoffabit.
Sinus23
I got hell from an navy SEAL. I do not know why I give them the satisfaction of capping their. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzhoURAKoMA
Sinus23
Acronym.
RepaidRapidDave
Just curious hat makes you say that and is that comment supported by anything at all?
shadowex3
I have absolutely no empirical ability to back his statement up but my family was Navy so I'm going to stand by him on this one.
Klingon00
That may be an exaggeration but they are required to pass rigorous mental tests as physical so most are far smarter than your average bear.
MnemonicMonkeys
It's a quote from the documentary show "Surviving the Cut" from when they focused on the SEALS
CoyoteSabre
It might well be true of the officers. It's also true of Berkeley or IIT graduates.
AllHailMegatron
Yeah, this post got my curiosity, but that comment has my attention
blackmuttracing
Some SEALs are officers having at least an undergrad, otherwise, all go through a buttload of high tech training. Dunno about Harvard comp..
MnemonicMonkeys
Also the point I'm making is that this guy is too dumb to realize what the hell is saying and in no way would be accepted into their ranks
RepaidRapidDave
Oh I understood the point that you were making and agree with that general conclusion but I was also curious about the origin of your claim.
ron2d2
It was mentioned in some documentary by a BUDs instructor. He was basically saying how the ones to get through BUDs and subsequent (1/?)
InkognitoV
The documentary follows class 234, it's all on youtube.
ron2d2
training were the ones with Type-A personalities and since the saying is the training is more mental than physical, they also have (2/?)
ron2d2
the drive and mental stamina to rival the typical Ivy-league student. Not to mention many who complete the training actually have (3/?)
ron2d2
university degrees at top of their class, high standarized test scores, and are accomplished athletes (marathons, triathlons, etc). (4/4)
whyohwhyshoulditry
aren't there many different types of intelligence or are you an advocate of strict standardized testing?
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
Can I just say that SEALS scare the living shit outta me? They're like, Captain Americas without the mercy.
HeyCasButt
bullshit. They aren't bloodthirsty but when the decision has been made they don't hesitate.(2)
NoOtherExplanationIsPossible
That's the other thing, how kind they are normally. I don't exactly know why that scares me, but it does.
HeyCasButt
as a kind of facade that a lot of people find troubling or so they tell me.(2)
HeyCasButt
Its the fact that because you know how lethal they are some people find it hard to reconcile with how they act so it just comes of(1)
HeyCasButt
I live in Virginia Beach and I can tell you, SEALS are honestly some of the nicest people I've ever met, they just don't tolerate(1)
Jesterface
I had to +1 each of your first comments because they were appearing in reverse order and it was doing my head in. I agree with all of it tho
colonizethesun
That person has never done a push-up.
ChalupaBatman834
But but he does more pt than the Army and Marines combined. Surely he can easily do 50+ push-ups and 20+ pull-ups.
HeyCasButt
If tries anything like that at boot camp he certainly will be though...
BlackHoleSHadows
I think he's the kind of guy that will be looked in his locker and turned into a jukebox for his drill sergeant's enjoyment.
AIRBORNEALLTHEWAY
Nah, he'll get stuck taking exhaust samples and scrubbing the sunshine off of the sidewalks.
kevlarkate
If he makes it that far. He's not getting anywhere near my vehicles.
Trollopatomus
This guy is the real life Napolean Dynamite
razorik
Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip!
roomtemperaturemashedpotatoes
Ugh, my Uncle Rico is such a freagging idiot
ItsAlwaysTimeToDiddle
Wanna see me throw this football over that mountain?
AmericanAirlines
So I was masturbating earlier today and my pee came out white. like wtf does this happen to anyone else
Jesterface
I'm not sure how this is relevant but I can't stop laughing so +1
AhFineWhatever
No, you're probably fine. As long as it isn't coming out more viscous (or gooey) than normal: if that happens, definitely seek medical help.
Apocal43
No. See a doctor.
guairdean
Recruiter promises Seal training. Motorpool in 3.....2.....1....
EliteFTS
More like services. Hahaha
Pencillin
I think everyone I knew in high school that decided on the military was promised some sort of Special Forces career path. Most washed out.
AnAlligatorWithBoltCutters
screw that. Send him to the Marines. He'd make a great 1171
flyjacket
OORAH WATER DOGS
usernumber84
http://imgur.com/F8Whe8e
ThisFrkinName
My recruiter tried this on me. "Oh Motor T is basically the same as infantry"
BigUncleHeavy
I hear they need more personnel in FSS.
deluxe05
People that special usually become cooks or grunts (infantry). That's where our Motor Transport washouts went.
DontSayRepeat
No no, this guy has S-1 written all over.
EliteFTS
More like services. Hahaha
CrazyZonie
Oh, if he puts special forces as one of his schools, they have to send him there. Of course, nothing says they have to keep him there.
MrAwesomesauce101
He wouldn't last a fucking day in any of the Naval Special Warfare schools. It would be pretty entertaining to watch.
CrazyZonie
Ooooo... (Rubs hands evilly) I think we need to make this a thing. And have someone film his entire (-ly short) career.
atcguy01
I'll get the popcorn.
MrAwesomesauce101
I'll bring the soda and the chairs.
IGotOneHandInMyPocket
I was a seal, but I got failed at the clubs
Wibblywobblytime
a proper LOL
kevlarkate
As a mechanic in the military: fuck no he's not setting foot in one of my bays. He can go into human resources...
kevlarburrito
Another kevlar...we are multiplying...tonight imgur....tomorrow....THE WORLD
kevlarkate
What are we gonna do tonight Brain? (Holy fuck that username though)
kevlarkate
What are we gonna do tonight Brain? (Holy fuck that username though)
kevlarburrito
The same thing we do every night Pinky!
kevlarburrito
I was also in the Army too, so there's that.
TheuserformerlyknownasDan
he will never be able to sing as good as him no matter what training he has
emergencyhotdog
Yeah right. You want to go medical huh? Here's a wrench go heal that truck.
Koantum
Anyone in the Navy in good physical condition can start Seal training. They keep incompetents out by making the training feel like torture.
dinosnore
Not females. I have mad respect for special forces and know that I could never do it, but that is a point to consider
MrAwesomesauce101
Many females would not be physically up to the task. They had to dull training to allow more females to enter. Point to consider.
7isMagic
Ring that bell boy, and your suffering will be all over.
CrazyZonie
Correction, they make most people wash out by making the training feel like torture. Usually, it's the incompetents that leave first.
Koantum
Well I was using the word incompetent to refer to someone who is incompetent compared to a Navy Seal, so most people.
DoctorWatchamacallit
Yeahm
CrazyZonie
I prefer the term, "Physical Requirements Incomplete" for myself. This guy gets the term "Dumb ass". (Sorry, my inner Red Forman popped up.)
DoctorWatchamacallit
but this guy is incompetent because he's a dumbass, not because he can't handle the training.
MichaelAndersen88
Probably can't handle the training either.
MichaelAndersen88
Probably can't handle the training either.
kevlarkate
As a mechanic in the military: fuck no he's not setting foot in one of my bays. He can go into human resources...
ToxicPineapple
He seems more like an MWR kind of guy.
Apocal43
I always upvote trucks.
kevlarkate
I always upvote people that upvote trucks
the1whotellsknocknockjokes
Fuck no! So he can mess up pay or anything career important? Mess/DFAC/Chow he goes!
kevlarkate
Human resources dispatches our trucks. Top takes care of promotions. Financial does our pay. I'm not eating something he fucked up!
Telecastr
Fck no he aint stepping on the dfac or anywhere near any quartermaster functions. Get him to administrative -92G
CajunMedic
Sure a hell don't want him in my supply room!-92Y
usernumber84
*heavy sigh* something tells me he has a D20 somewhere. Comm techs'll take him. I guess. Ugh.
KidneyBeene
there is the truth
colacp
This wins.
Candymostdandy
I can hold my breath for a long time underwater...think the SEALS would take me too?
baronridiculous
I can take long baths. Not to brag, but, like, really long.
CantCatchForShit
Initiation is catching 10 whole penguins.
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
And avoiding the orcas, getting eaten is a disqualification.
MahiMahiFreedomActivist
Good, because I would feel really bad about showing up with only 9 1/2 penguins.
BuffaloMan96
How long we talkin?
megaepicllama
about tree fiddy
Quesly
GOD DAMNIT LOCH NESS MONSTA I AIN'T GIVING YOU NO TREE FIDDY
DoctorWatchamacallit
three minutes and fifty seconds? PROMOTE THIS MAN!
TheNordicMage
But.. i can do that (and even longer), might have somthing to do whith me being a deepsea diver tho...
Apocal43
Holy fucking shit.
stillcleaning
Holy shit! Never mind the seals.... Up your math scores and become an astronaut! Call NASA!
BuffaloMan96
Perfect. You're the exact type of super-soldier this country needs.
AodhOFarrell
http://imgur.com/6IqSg4q
dredknought
I would be forced to slap it at one point.
Jkally
This is my first time seeing that. That is pretty funny!
GandalfTheWhiter
that is a radar. you just sit there and listen for enemy airplanes. I have always wondered what would happen if I scream next to it... AH!!!
BluHaze
I don't think you know what radar is.
GandalfTheWhiter
Well it isnt an actual radar that uses signals and sonars, but it was the closest thing they had back then to identify aircrafts.
BluHaze
RADAR uses neither signals, nor sonars. It uses radio waves, hence the name. Radio Detection And Ranging. It's an acronym.
GandalfTheWhiter
Thank you for the information that im not gonna remember in a few hours. But thank you anyway.
ThereIsJustNoWay
i don't think you know what radare
MrFastZombie
I don't think you know what rador is.
TheGayPenguin
This was legit a pre-radar method of listening for enemy aircraft.
BluHaze
Sure, but that doesn't make it a radar system. We can't just go around calling every method of listening for aircraft "radar".
TheGayPenguin
*shrug* It gets the point across.