derpyder
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I better post it now, cause in another couple years things might start to wrinkle and fall off.
Aug 5, 2016 11:43 PM
derpyder
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3427
373
I better post it now, cause in another couple years things might start to wrinkle and fall off.
UhhhhhNick
I bet your kids have alot of friends that want to come over.
MERGATROYDER
Forty? Well damn.
kenderman1
Milf
knightsniper468
crnkitup71
Well done!
strangeprimate
Wow!
lordcaric
I'm 41 and dayum!
Fatboy333
that's fit for any age.....nice curves....wow.
richtp
Magnifique
ThisIsNotABeedrill
Pretty hot from the mouth to the knee.
Allitis
Son that ain't no girl....that's a Woman.
DarkSock
Roger that
dickdiggle
40/10
IfIfitsItits
Show us your dog!
McKavian
You, madam, are indeed fit for 40 - and these pages.
absolutelyido
StraitjacketClassy
Aha! Jokes on you, because now I'm in love.
derpyder
outlawjosey
The naughty little hint of bra makes this picture
MaxximumB
✅
rugmiem
Great!! You look fantastic. Do you exercise? What about special diet? @op
derpyder
No special diet , no exercise. Just do portion control kind of and stay busy doing housework n taking care of kids and animals
rugmiem
I wanna be an animal then!
derpyder
And ty for that
Guggiob
I'd love to see more FF40sF here . BTW you are in great shape. Keep walking the dog!
EverythingDynamite
I think shes fit for just about any age...
AlexanderVT802
I would tap that like a maple tree.
Oblivion59
You just stick your dick in and never take it out? Not even a little back and forth?
NirvanaNik
You can tell it's a maple tree by the way it is.
OrC23
People don't think it be that way but it do.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
- Black Science Man
pnero000
Would hit it like the first of an angry God, but then never quit it
Magus62
By any chance are you from Canada?
AlexanderVT802
Nope but every close to Canada Vermont.
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BacalaoPequeno
I honestly didn't know anybody lived in Vermont
Thismuchistrue
YUM, I request the highest of fives, my upvote brought it to 69!
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I'm in orbit. Holding one out for ya. My hand is getting cold you gonna be here soon?
JamesHamilton6969
I'm 46, and they nothing will 'wrinkle and fall off', lol
robshootuit
robshootuit
*you're
lb01
Can I get some nudes
UnhelpfulAnswers
Smooth
derpyder
kenderman1
Best. Response. Ever!!
IFUCKEVERYTHING
Fucking lol
Bystandr
User name on point
MyFartsHitMyBalls
As a 42 year old on here.. NICE.
derpyder
Ty FartsHitsMyBalls, your a gentleman lol
MyFartsHitMyBalls
Always, darlin'.
Chris1888
You look magnificent. Good for you
derpyder
Ty:)
MyUsernameIs63CharactersLongBecauseThatsTheImgurMaxForAUsername
I hope you realize all these comments aren't just being nice cause your 40, you look really good just cause!
Stockyhome
*yore
MyUsernameIs63CharactersLongBecauseThatsTheImgurMaxForAUsername
Whoops, I've seriously never done that in my life. Ugh I'm cringing now...
derpyder
Ty, that's nice to hear
chattox73
42 years old here and woman....Id say you have nothing to worry about anytime soon
IwanderAlot
Same here...the best part is having great boobs ????
derpyder
Yayyyyyy!
DontEverMoveHere
First line in your profile says "40ish father of two". Whut's up sit dat?
derpyder
What??
DontEverMoveHere
Something freaky going on at Imgur. When I clicked your username it sent me to a user with 600 points and a profile that said that. Dont now
rbrandall
need to see more for verification purposes.
deadpooliolo
Agreed
circlebreaker
Yes, how many can she fit.
TheSanvichMann
Sharpies?
150lbs
Sharpies
NinjaTroii
R/buttsharpies
ididnotseeanyofthiscoming
This is banana science damn it. It's difficult to explain but we need this for data points
derpyder
NaughtyCannibal
Cowbells you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5xJW-jHI24
beerGoogles
Mmmmm, that's good Cow Bell!
ISayFuckAllTheTime
Not what I was hoping for, but acceptable
thdudedude
Show us your...you know
Flubna
Cat photos?
lordcaric
http://imgur.com/EeDlVMQ
PeachZ90
I need more for verification as well.
soggyscone
You can't just post one photo. It's against the wishes of humanity.
IMTHEONEWHOSTOLEALLOFTHECOOKIESFROMTHECOOKIEJAR
Hear that? He wants MORE COWBELL!
FatJesusOMG
DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
soggyscone
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
-the fox
Compound515
No... not this again
Zippla
He's got a fever.
Lemuffinmannn
And the only cure:
JudgeRhymehold
Penicillin?
PointMiner
Plenty of liquids and some Tylenol.
DapprBadgr
NO!
Barlort
If that's 40, you must have been amazing at 25.
toleaz
so smooth
AgentBlackJack
So not true. People I knew from school look better now than before. Then, you have those that went the other way. Also some are dead. Life.
derpyder
Yeah being dead makes looking good alittle hard
jeffeff
I'd bet she looks better now than at 25. 25 year olds don't have that waist to hip ratio that makes me weak.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Amen. My ideal woman is in her early forties.
pnero000
I found that a lot of women I've known looked super hot between 29-32, dunno why
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
27 - 32 for me and usually if the have had children :)
pnero000
I hear you man. A woman who has cracked herself open to bring life into the world, then continues living like it wasn't a big thing? Mmmmff!
Gasnia
stuntchicken
Yeah but she was probably a complete bitch at 25.
derpyder
Why would I be a bitch? I'm nice and a push over
stuntchicken
Boy did I get crucified for this one. I was generalising, I find most woman in there 20's have massive chips on their shoulders, were as....
stuntchicken
older woman are more grounded, I believe this is why there is an insurgency of young men being attracted to older woman. here is a pic of...
stuntchicken
my cat as way of compensation.
roopawtattoo
Better a bitch at 25 than a neckbeard for life.
DiscDoctor
Nice
derpyder
I was better I guess at 25, 26-32 wasn't pretty . The having kids years
snurx
I'd say it's probably the lack of sleep more than anything else
chieflookout
You are awesome at 40! PM me, I will continue to complement you!
kingoftherats89
Tf?
frodobaggin
Annnnd now it's creepy.
Barlort
We're all a little frumpy in the having kids years. It's the before and after that we have the most control over. Good job on not giving up.
derpyder
I have depression too, , last 2 years were hideous .. But I'm hopefully out of it for awhile again, and started to care that I have a body:)
GregganG
Don't worry about it - you look fantastic!
thorkild91
I think we all care that you have a body. Me and my buddies would probably drive slower if we saw you walking. Keep on keeping on
Barlort
Sometimes, it's hard to get out of that funk and start looking after yourself. A lot of people never get past it.
letmeusemypasswordinstead
My wife and I recently entered the having kids years, feels like parentbod is a permanent thing, reassuring to see it isn't. Thanks!
derpyder
Lol, well they don't go away
derpyder
Oh Nevermind I read that as " parenthood"