How Juno got to Jupiter

Jul 7, 2016 2:22 PM

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I could watch this all day. Sometimes humans are amazing!

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Damned space probes stealing our velocity

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's what I call a motherfucking trick shot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Deep Space Maneuvers sounds like either a terrible college jazz fusion band or a equally terrible porn.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

piece of cake.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

thats how they got back in interstella 5555

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Slows down? Generally you'd have to accelerate to raise the periapsis. Some can be compensated by a gravity assist but why overcompensate?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's Juno?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just thinking of the mathematics that made this feasible makes my head hurt.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh sure but when I try this in Kerbal it's "a catastrophic failure" and "tantamount to murder"...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Neat.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it slows down Jupiter's orbit, our plan all along.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So Juno is bigger than Earth and Earth is really close to the sun, got it

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah, I'd much rather have an exact scale, where Earth and Jupiter are a few pixels and we can't even see the probe.

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Whats so crazy about all this to me is that the video made back in 2011 (launch date) of this said it would hit july 2016.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was only off my one second when it came to their calculations.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some serious math here

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Slingshot.... engage!" http://i.makeagif.com/media/6-12-2015/k8JcjF.gif

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

KOBE!!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

God damn, imagine the amount of math they had to go through to do this. I would've been losing my mind just watching them do it.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Slingshot engaged

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TL, DW: Witchcraft

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 3

"Well, I guess I must have torqued that bolt after all."

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+1 for the actual quote

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

very cool

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Where are the pics from this thing already??

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't have a very good camera, iirc a camera originally wasn't even included. It's just not a priority this time.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Too bad, imagine the amazing photos of Jupiter's atmosphere it could take so close

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But scientifically they're not worth allot compared to what we have from Hubble. That's what the other instruments are for!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do this kind of stuff in KSP all this time, with only minor kerbin casualties.

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Does some poor bastard at Nasa have to translate every thing from metric because Americans are still working in pigs and goats?

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 5

It's bacon alright BACON. That's how we've sent shit all over the solar system and beyond.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

1) the sciences all use metric now (finally) 2) we aren't the only ones using fucky systems *cough*Imperial*cough*

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Only one that doesn't is meteorology. Fahrenheit is more precise.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Excuse me! We call those FREEDOM UNITS here!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

Love a good freedom unit. 1 eagle point

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

dat math doe

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NASA probably had to use Kerbal Space Programme and MechJeb to plot this +1

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So we have a repost of something, with the top comment being a repost of my top comment on the original?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

It's like these people don't realize you're the only one that knows what math is... The nerve... The fucking nerve

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Waaaaa waaaa wa. I'll remember to check all your comments before I ever make one in the future.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I always wonder how much better I would be in KSP if I used math instead of saying "fuck it" and eyeballing a trip to the Mun.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

A lot.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I did a derivative once

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

I learned we can't have MP3s without calculus.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for posting something other than boobs and/or cats.

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I want cats... :(

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew I was missing something @tarataqa

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even if it was posted a couple days ago. Looks like the one i saw last has been deleted since i can't find my comments on it

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Or Pokemon go.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's refreshing isn't it?

10 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 4

like a cold bubbly soda on a hot sunny day!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@OP this is the 7th time this was posted

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Neat!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Cunt

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Don't be a cockslapper

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Excuse my Chinese accent

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can slap are the cocks I want

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would say it's a free world, but then again you're Chinese and I'm sure cockslapping is regulated.

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