Apr 1, 2019 10:36 PM
gpm1120
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derkeethus
thistriggersme
They think it's some greenery for them to eat!
woodbanana
Aranyszin
Don't touch the turtles.
ufindjosh1
natebitatibetan
Don't touch the turtle ya jerk!!
MetalSkeletal
Wow. I'm like so one with nature. Oh shit! Oh shit!! Get it off!!
muscletank
people are fuckin dumb
idontknowmaybeno
tegfdd77
womblestiltskin
He not protect. He attacc. He got round bacc.
hypnoBoobs
SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!
gripplegrapplegrippinggrapples
I heard his voice
TheFourthLaw
There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Ya used me, Skinner! YA USED ME!!!
galapas
Must be a box turtle
OrRo77
What turtle?
tonyjarrets
Later that day, the turtles were too tired from their exploits to compete with master Splinter
fathersisterberzerker
How long have you been waiting for this opportunity?
My work is complete. [David Banner Hulk end theme]
uboughtmeagirlsbikeyouidiot
Used to a diet of plastic bags
Rongari
dntcallmewhite23
How imagine the turtle looking when he swam up to her
CheerlessBooch
If she's in Hawaii, which it looks like, then it's pretty illegal to touch them like that.
mascotkelly
And that's why they eat plastic grocery bags and die. Support plastic bag taxes kids.
Haydzor
How about not putting plastic in the ocean? Taxes aren't going to stop that.
Jag-wagon, no one intentionally dumps bags in sea. Tax= less bags=less chance to be in sea. Go sit in corner and feel shame.
So all the hundreds of tonnes of plastic trash floating in the ocean is put in there un-intentionally? Step out of your bubble.
Huw7000
a great amount of the plastic in our oceans is there unintentionally, anything that gets washed into rivers by rain will end up in the ocean
that's not to say it's only unintentional, but reducing the amount of plastic we use will still help reduce the amount that's dumped there
No we sell it to China then they dump it in ocean. Less bags =less plastic. Fuck, get Netflix, jag wagon
So you are saying they intentionally dump it in the ocean?
flarflarf
a school of sea turtles can skeletonize an adult in under 5 minutes.
thedevil
A group of sea turtles is known as a bale of a flotilla. Not a school.
tangripper
wot
*or
DutchOvenMePlz
Beware of any man with a salt water aquarium.
JebidiahBeetus
OutrageousHemmorhoid
They look cool, but I would be nervous having that beak anywhere near me while I was in the water
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was recently in Mexico. We were told the turtles loved bananas. They do. Very much so. Holding the banana was terrifying.
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Yarp
PatrickDiomedes
MadMupp
Why do I feel these people would be the worst kind of people?
TreebeardLikey
Because they touch turtles. Don't do it
Emilia21
Because you're judgemental?
WouldThatThisDeskWereATimeDesk
Envy?
Fairdinkums
Bitches trying to get good photos when you can guarantee they don't care about the actual animals?
martymars
Loser alert.
Keffdogmach
Bunch of Chads
JupitersWitch
Because you've seen enough shitty people to recognize one when you see them.
MeowMachine12
The high pitched fake sounding scream for attention speak miles.
Noob3rts
And carries for miles. These people give me a fucking headache and I'm glad I am not the only one.
Khandash
I agree.
SoLongFriedRiceHelloFriedChicken
lovefromAustralia
That's a fucking cracker of a username you got there
Idontwantmybrothertoknowmyname
Wow this is so appropriated
BruceBannersButtplug
AtsaMattaForMe
v
memepolice420
Spacebandit
DiscountOneLiners
76000BatteryLlamas
Meh
VIadimirTarasenko
“Where’s my son!?”
Best comment
Sergio1d
Thug life
Agent670
I'm dying
BmanBerry
I've never wanted an image to become a meme more
[deleted]
Sherlocksvillain
TheRicM
MrChurch
NdotGreeze
Get out me ....lagoon
PeerPressureMadeMeDoIt
Like, in all seriousness, its us who invade their habitat
abortionwrench
implicit989
I’m gonna fuck you up boy.
Ilikestyx
plastic is bad for turtles
dghammer
And visa versa
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
And probably looks like food too.
MacDaddySmitt
Yes but as you can see its like catnip for them.
It's ok the turtle didn't bite the girl
CallMeDuffman
Cue the airhorns
AlmightyThor117
SeriousCloud
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
This is a double-dip comment that I approve
vinpolo
Spookadook
barbos007
I had to come back to upvote it.
genmcgruff
Yeah I get it, you're not referring to the plastic that is part of the crocodile...
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
They love fruit. I met one and he told me.
What was his name?
NZSheeps
The fruit?
The turtle
HighFlyKai
Henry
HPTradecraft
The average sea turtle commits around four murders per year.
Bossco20
What about the attractive sea turtles?
lykwo
Yeah, well, dolphins rape people.
NeoNeuroNebula
Is this an April's Fools joke?
Booooooiqqqq
No, they don’t observe April fools in the tortoise community
LittlemissEm
Are we considering murder the killing of a human,the killing of any reature, or the slaughter of ones own kind?
stilloldbull
False. It’s just the 24 hr. news cycle that over inflates these incidents.
MorrighanWolf
...what?
pdp1
Also the average person eats 8 sea turtles per year during their sleep
Rengii
real news
Those are rookie numbers
DarkSideoftheForce
you gotta pump those numbers up
i heard those are conservative numbers
So how many liberals do they murder?
GoofyGoobers
dadsstrength
Thank you for this.
You're quite welcome.
thevaginator
False. Its just one sea turtle that commits millions of murders every year and is throwing off the average
Skuggen
Yeah, don't blame all turtles just because of a few bad ones!
turtle georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
READTHISUSERNAME
That is why the median is generally better for the "average" rather than the mean of a statistic, to remove outliers and extremes
The median turtle just killed the above poster
TheRealFireFrenzy
Welcome to why the difference between mean and median is so fucking important... THANKS FRANK you asshole
scnottaken
Anus georg
taymac0
I dont think anus georg would be recognizably turtle.
TrollePWR
Explain please
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Georg anus
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
It was a meme primarily endemic to Tumblr a few years ago. It was a copypasta about disproving the myth that the average human eats (1/
3 spiders per year, stating that someone named Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 10,000 spiders a year, is an outlier that (2/
derkeethus
thistriggersme
They think it's some greenery for them to eat!
woodbanana
Aranyszin
Don't touch the turtles.
ufindjosh1
natebitatibetan
Don't touch the turtle ya jerk!!
MetalSkeletal
Wow. I'm like so one with nature. Oh shit! Oh shit!! Get it off!!
muscletank
people are fuckin dumb
idontknowmaybeno
tegfdd77
womblestiltskin
He not protect. He attacc. He got round bacc.
hypnoBoobs
SAVE ME FROM THE WEE TURTLES!
gripplegrapplegrippinggrapples
I heard his voice
TheFourthLaw
There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest!
IGotTheMusicInMe425
Ya used me, Skinner! YA USED ME!!!
galapas
Must be a box turtle
OrRo77
What turtle?
tonyjarrets
fathersisterberzerker
How long have you been waiting for this opportunity?
tonyjarrets
My work is complete. [David Banner Hulk end theme]
uboughtmeagirlsbikeyouidiot
Used to a diet of plastic bags
Rongari
dntcallmewhite23
How imagine the turtle looking when he swam up to her
CheerlessBooch
If she's in Hawaii, which it looks like, then it's pretty illegal to touch them like that.
mascotkelly
And that's why they eat plastic grocery bags and die. Support plastic bag taxes kids.
Haydzor
How about not putting plastic in the ocean? Taxes aren't going to stop that.
mascotkelly
Jag-wagon, no one intentionally dumps bags in sea. Tax= less bags=less chance to be in sea. Go sit in corner and feel shame.
Haydzor
So all the hundreds of tonnes of plastic trash floating in the ocean is put in there un-intentionally? Step out of your bubble.
Huw7000
a great amount of the plastic in our oceans is there unintentionally, anything that gets washed into rivers by rain will end up in the ocean
Huw7000
that's not to say it's only unintentional, but reducing the amount of plastic we use will still help reduce the amount that's dumped there
mascotkelly
No we sell it to China then they dump it in ocean. Less bags =less plastic. Fuck, get Netflix, jag wagon
Haydzor
So you are saying they intentionally dump it in the ocean?
flarflarf
a school of sea turtles can skeletonize an adult in under 5 minutes.
thedevil
A group of sea turtles is known as a bale of a flotilla. Not a school.
tangripper
wot
thedevil
*or
DutchOvenMePlz
Beware of any man with a salt water aquarium.
JebidiahBeetus
OutrageousHemmorhoid
They look cool, but I would be nervous having that beak anywhere near me while I was in the water
ThisUserNameIsReallyLoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I was recently in Mexico. We were told the turtles loved bananas. They do. Very much so. Holding the banana was terrifying.
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
Yarp
PatrickDiomedes
Notgaybutenjoybuttsects
MadMupp
Why do I feel these people would be the worst kind of people?
TreebeardLikey
Because they touch turtles. Don't do it
Emilia21
Because you're judgemental?
WouldThatThisDeskWereATimeDesk
Envy?
Fairdinkums
Bitches trying to get good photos when you can guarantee they don't care about the actual animals?
martymars
Loser alert.
Keffdogmach
Bunch of Chads
JupitersWitch
Because you've seen enough shitty people to recognize one when you see them.
MeowMachine12
The high pitched fake sounding scream for attention speak miles.
Noob3rts
And carries for miles. These people give me a fucking headache and I'm glad I am not the only one.
Khandash
I agree.
SoLongFriedRiceHelloFriedChicken
lovefromAustralia
That's a fucking cracker of a username you got there
Idontwantmybrothertoknowmyname
Wow this is so appropriated
BruceBannersButtplug
AtsaMattaForMe
memepolice420
Spacebandit
DiscountOneLiners
76000BatteryLlamas
Meh
VIadimirTarasenko
“Where’s my son!?”
memepolice420
Best comment
Sergio1d
Thug life
Agent670
I'm dying
BmanBerry
I've never wanted an image to become a meme more
[deleted]
[deleted]
Sherlocksvillain
TheRicM
Meh
MrChurch
NdotGreeze
Get out me ....lagoon
PeerPressureMadeMeDoIt
Like, in all seriousness, its us who invade their habitat
abortionwrench
implicit989
I’m gonna fuck you up boy.
Ilikestyx
plastic is bad for turtles
dghammer
And visa versa
ChuckNorrisAteMySock
And probably looks like food too.
MacDaddySmitt
Yes but as you can see its like catnip for them.
gpm1120
It's ok the turtle didn't bite the girl
CallMeDuffman
Cue the airhorns
AlmightyThor117
SeriousCloud
BagelsAreAcousticDonuts
This is a double-dip comment that I approve
vinpolo
Spookadook
barbos007
I had to come back to upvote it.
genmcgruff
Yeah I get it, you're not referring to the plastic that is part of the crocodile...
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
They love fruit. I met one and he told me.
MeowMachine12
What was his name?
NZSheeps
The fruit?
MeowMachine12
The turtle
HighFlyKai
Henry
HPTradecraft
The average sea turtle commits around four murders per year.
Bossco20
What about the attractive sea turtles?
lykwo
Yeah, well, dolphins rape people.
NeoNeuroNebula
Is this an April's Fools joke?
Booooooiqqqq
No, they don’t observe April fools in the tortoise community
LittlemissEm
Are we considering murder the killing of a human,the killing of any reature, or the slaughter of ones own kind?
stilloldbull
False. It’s just the 24 hr. news cycle that over inflates these incidents.
MorrighanWolf
...what?
pdp1
Also the average person eats 8 sea turtles per year during their sleep
Rengii
real news
Fairdinkums
Those are rookie numbers
DarkSideoftheForce
you gotta pump those numbers up
muscletank
i heard those are conservative numbers
NZSheeps
So how many liberals do they murder?
GoofyGoobers
muscletank
dadsstrength
Thank you for this.
HPTradecraft
You're quite welcome.
thevaginator
False. Its just one sea turtle that commits millions of murders every year and is throwing off the average
Skuggen
Yeah, don't blame all turtles just because of a few bad ones!
PatrickDiomedes
turtle georg is an outlier adn should not be counted
READTHISUSERNAME
That is why the median is generally better for the "average" rather than the mean of a statistic, to remove outliers and extremes
Booooooiqqqq
The median turtle just killed the above poster
TheRealFireFrenzy
Welcome to why the difference between mean and median is so fucking important... THANKS FRANK you asshole
scnottaken
Anus georg
taymac0
I dont think anus georg would be recognizably turtle.
TrollePWR
IAlwaysUpvoteSexy
Georg anus
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
It was a meme primarily endemic to Tumblr a few years ago. It was a copypasta about disproving the myth that the average human eats (1/
WhiteCollarOfficeJobs
3 spiders per year, stating that someone named Spiders Georg, who lives in a cave and eats 10,000 spiders a year, is an outlier that (2/