Getdownontheflo
90402
2001
55
Jan 24, 2017 2:27 AM
Getdownontheflo
90402
2001
55
Ernul
A prime candidate for tipping over.
frostwolf87
wow !
was821
Except when you're sitting alone and suddenly hear a knock at the door
CarolinaReaper25
Reminds me of this
TerribleBot
the beach is really too small
Tihadaru
awwe hell yea kame house time!
BOTNiles
"I forgot the milk" - last words
UgaBugaUgaBuga
Can't handle a scenario when I'll hear some noise outside. I will freak the f out.
WhackyDude
How does he/she reverse the plane
borkmeister
By pushing it.
cambur
Seems like the perfect scenario for a horror movie
Merco
who took the picture? O_O
classicgrinder
Couple chickens for eggs, goats for milk, a green house for veggies, still for booze and a Costco membership. Set for life.
stabbedintheface
Is there fiber optic internet?
RamenFlavourPacket
Is that a piper cub?
AliThePolishViking
Where is this?
graphiteisaac
That driveway looks a bit plane.
GhostlyGentleman
Until your dog starts barking at something it sees in the night...
syffi
Is this where Zukerberg lives?
DisMaDoggo
Internet connection?
DROlD
4g
Fubar68
This is where the Internet lives ????
troublecliff
No
classifiedairspace
Satellite internet
bcurly
I'd love to bring my date here, because of the implication.
lassievegas
Until Anders Breivik comes to visit.
SpecialProjectY
But there's no internet.
SpecialProjectY
Breivik had sued Norwegian authorities for he's limitations and containment, he has PC but no internet. IOW, he won't come.
TrueLegateDamar
Fuck that's dark
CarmenRedgenal
Mmmh, spiders!
thinkforyourouryourouryourself
'Do NOT shit on the goddamn island! If you need to, use the goddamn plane...'
jkeith8752
Yes please
DGoody
Why does this guy have so many FPs in such a short time and why is he lying about his work???
LurkyLurkerLurkin
Because it's the internet.
couscousisgood
Trying to do the math myself
mechanicalchaos
Wut
kellogleo
With no internet? Hah, yeah right!
OfMiceAndMenus
It's only about $300 for a reasonable 25km point-to-point from the nearest mainland.
JettisonX
Satellite Internet
DasFerrus
Gags
OfMiceAndMenus
Enjoy your 1996 speeds
kellogleo
Yeah..a guillotine sounds more pleasant than that.
Chiluzza
i think id rather have no internet...
DumpsterSauce
Enjoy your 900 ping
natabus
Well, maybe after SpaceX gets its LEO sats up, they are expected to have 35 ms Latency.
nasukkin
You don't seem to understand how the speed of light works, my friend.
natabus
Do you know how high an LEO satellite is? Planned at 715 to 823 miles. That's ~8 ms round trip from satellite to ground-station.
BlastTheStrongestHero
Have fun getting groceries.
CpaoV
"Oh Damn I forgot to buy eggs" -Them probably... everyday
SpotIsInDaBLDG
There is a walmart across the lake.
ReleaseTheKracken
Then i could deal
docweird
He has money for a plane - he can order a boatload delivered...
Musicosity
You're surrounded by food and water
yesthisisturbo
Precisely
fuckyouandyourwittyusername
Considering you have to take a plane there, I'm guessing it would be
NerfHerderTurdBurglar
Just order everything from Amazon and let them figure it out
tawaiii027
If you're rich enough to maintain a home like that, the groceries come to you
Ikillmiceforaliving
Oh honey, I forgot the milk!
MladyFiend
Grow Your veggies/can them. And then buy meat. In bulk and freeze.
KuistiPanu
No electricity?
LavaAxe
Solar panels
MladyFiend
And possibly a water ran Wheel that generates electricity? Those were my 2 guesses For electricity
LavaAxe
That would probably be way more difficult to build so that it's in any way useful. And there's no rivers on that island.
Getdownontheflo
You have a plane!
isexuallyidentifymyselfasatoaster
Good luck refueling it
ronangelo
Runways?
SuperNull
Once a month, And super fast internet. I couldn't be happier :D
tatercake
What happens when it's Sunday and you're hungover as balls and want Pizza Hut?
OlCaptainDrunkeyMonkey
Pizza Boat?
Dorsk84
Looks like fun and all. Yea have fun with storms, fog, backing up out of there against the wind.... septic system....
BlastTheStrongestHero
Ha! Good answer but that's kinda what I meant. Slightly more troublesome than driving a couple blocks.
JessGal
Takes forgetting to buy something at the store to new heights.
doucher
Yeah and 1,000x more fun!
Ynigmatik
But for the ability to shop literally anywhere.. seems ok
JessGal
Takes forgetting to buy something at the store to new heights.
ShortCircuit908
Could do it Alaska style and stock up for the year
Sephority
Fresh fruit and veggies? Crisp sooooda? Fresh bread and pastries? You can't be great at making everything.
Kinkybobo
Can buy soda and frozen veggies and meat in bulk. You can freeze bread too ya know.
LavaAxe
Bread ain't hard to make
IntrepidGamer
bruh I have a hard time stocking up for a week!
BungusAmungus
You would learn pretty quick...
Bodie1Knobie
A good place to wait out the zombie hordes.
imakeeper
Until the drowned ones start walking out of the lake.
ekstw
Excellent point
gunnsgalore
I like to think the fish would eat them first
JapanesePizza333
Yeah, but you would probably have time to build defenses.
Heroasteral
You build defences before the breakout
imakeeper
I'd be concerned about defending that plane. How do you keep zombies from overrunning it, while keeping it on the water and accessible?
ReleaseTheKracken
They would ignore it while its quiet
LavaAxe
You still won't get to it if it's surrounded
Pycnonemosaurus
I think he means how would you get to it if the water surrounding it was full of zombies. Also the chance of one grabbing on during takeoff.