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Season 1, Episode 4: Picard is getting used to the new features of the Enterprise D and is testing out what buttons do.
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Season 1 Episode 14: Picard is getting sick of self-destructing but does not know how to turn it off.
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Season 1 Episode 20: It's been 87 days since Picard accidentally activated the automatic self destruct and he has not figured out how to turn it off.
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Season 2 Episode 3: Picard gives up trying to turn the self-destruct off.
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Season 2 Episode 4: In fact, Picard begins embracing the self-destruct feature the very next episode.
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Season 2 Episode 17: Picard finally learns how to turn off self-destruct but forgets.
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Season 2 Episode 21: Picard plays a prank on senior staff by engaging the silent self-destruct feature.
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Season 3 Episode 11: Picard asks Data to investigate the main "gas leak" on the bridge by pulling his finger, which he had linked to the self-destruct.
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Season 3 Episode 19: In an attempt to curb the unusually high frequency of ships self-destructing, Starfleet replaces the alarm with a mariachi band.
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Season 4 Episode 4: Picard grows used to the mariachi band alarm.
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Season 4 Episode 15: Picard surfs the net, but takes necessary precautions to prevent his dick pic from leaking.
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Season 5 Episode 1: Picard is negotiating peace among a Bajoran settlement, but is one upped by the Vulcan diplomat.
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Season 5 Episode 12: Picard teaches the punk who threw a snowball at him a lesson.
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Season 6 Episode 3: Picard destroys the Enterprise to get alone time with Dr. Crusher.
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Season 6 Episode 4: Picard realizes he made a mistake after spending 24 hours with Dr. Crusher.
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Season 6 Episode 21: Senior staff try to reason with their Captain.
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Season 7 Episode 1: When reason fails the senior staff take more drastic measures, but it is too late.
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Season 7 Episode 9: In an attempt to forgo Captain Picard Day, Picard kills 57 children.
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Season 7 Episode 20: Picard is put on trial for destroying the Enterprise D and endangering the life of his crew. Starfleet command argues that no sentient being would destroy itself. Unfortunately the trial was held on the Enterprise.
Peppersworth
I was surprised but not disappointed
chiefwill
MajyykPhD
Alpacaknight
This feels like a 90's Conan bit.
DrMarioSThompson
Little bit less funny every time but I still laughed every time. Agreed
MyBigMouth
Season 7 Episode 1 was awful, Troi ruined the whole plot.
The701
*Season X Episode X's B-story was awful, Troi ruined the whole plot. (Ok, not entirely. But...I'm having a tough time coming up with some-
The701
thing to contradict that. But, I was more into the show for the sci-fi aspect, not for the "soap opera in space" stuff.)
BaconLord49
VizzleDizzle
imnotlostinlifeijustdonthaveanywheretogo
natoshi
Woo
Willysmithy13
Fantastic post start to finish!
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BlueElephant92
this is what I came here for +1
MachineGunJeanMaurice
I grunted. Take your +1.
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Genericcaptain
MRW going into this expecting a serious post:
DixonHillPrivateEye
Not canon
TheYoungBear
but just as explosive
Spankywylde
realmdweller
SlyGuyontheFly
Moridin23
Engage
iamerror404
There is little in this world I feel good about, but knowing my beloved Captain Picard continues to inspire as a meme brings me comfort.
MyFatBaby
truebobby
Always upvote TNG. This one is weird though.
CapCap
I was totally engaged. +1
SamElliotsMoustache
Number 11 filled a lot of voids I didnt know I had. Awesome post OP. +1
one1deuce
MRW I try to upvote this post:
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nobodyinpoortent
Every frame of this post was awesome. Me at the end of each one
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Moridin23
Season 5 episode 2. The crew finds out the hard way that the password for the self destruct sequence is “Darmok”
goldcylon
When the walls fell
The701
The Enterprise, Darmoked, in orbit of Tanagra.
OffensiveAndInsultingComments
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra fuckers
goldcylon
Shakrha when the walls fell.
nimodium
Amazing
TheRicM
SHE WANTS THE ENTERPRISE D
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TheBlackWindHowls
Enterprise: *explodes*
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mattbl
LOL I wish I could hug you.