The 19 best scenes of the 19 best episodes from Star Trek The Next Generation

Oct 7, 2017 1:56 PM

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Season 1, Episode 4: Picard is getting used to the new features of the Enterprise D and is testing out what buttons do.

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Season 1 Episode 14: Picard is getting sick of self-destructing but does not know how to turn it off.

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Season 1 Episode 20: It's been 87 days since Picard accidentally activated the automatic self destruct and he has not figured out how to turn it off.

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Season 2 Episode 3: Picard gives up trying to turn the self-destruct off.

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Season 2 Episode 4: In fact, Picard begins embracing the self-destruct feature the very next episode.

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Season 2 Episode 17: Picard finally learns how to turn off self-destruct but forgets.

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Season 2 Episode 21: Picard plays a prank on senior staff by engaging the silent self-destruct feature.

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Season 3 Episode 11: Picard asks Data to investigate the main "gas leak" on the bridge by pulling his finger, which he had linked to the self-destruct.

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Season 3 Episode 19: In an attempt to curb the unusually high frequency of ships self-destructing, Starfleet replaces the alarm with a mariachi band.

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Season 4 Episode 4: Picard grows used to the mariachi band alarm.

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Season 4 Episode 15: Picard surfs the net, but takes necessary precautions to prevent his dick pic from leaking.

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Season 5 Episode 1: Picard is negotiating peace among a Bajoran settlement, but is one upped by the Vulcan diplomat.

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Season 5 Episode 12: Picard teaches the punk who threw a snowball at him a lesson.

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Season 6 Episode 3: Picard destroys the Enterprise to get alone time with Dr. Crusher.

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Season 6 Episode 4: Picard realizes he made a mistake after spending 24 hours with Dr. Crusher.

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Season 6 Episode 21: Senior staff try to reason with their Captain.

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Season 7 Episode 1: When reason fails the senior staff take more drastic measures, but it is too late.

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Season 7 Episode 9: In an attempt to forgo Captain Picard Day, Picard kills 57 children.

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Season 7 Episode 20: Picard is put on trial for destroying the Enterprise D and endangering the life of his crew. Starfleet command argues that no sentient being would destroy itself. Unfortunately the trial was held on the Enterprise.

I was surprised but not disappointed

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Well done OP! Front page ahoy!

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This feels like a 90's Conan bit.

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Little bit less funny every time but I still laughed every time. Agreed

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Season 7 Episode 1 was awful, Troi ruined the whole plot.

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*Season X Episode X's B-story was awful, Troi ruined the whole plot. (Ok, not entirely. But...I'm having a tough time coming up with some-

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thing to contradict that. But, I was more into the show for the sci-fi aspect, not for the "soap opera in space" stuff.)

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Woo

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Fantastic post start to finish!

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this is what I came here for +1

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I grunted. Take your +1.

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MRW going into this expecting a serious post:

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Not canon

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but just as explosive

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Engage

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There is little in this world I feel good about, but knowing my beloved Captain Picard continues to inspire as a meme brings me comfort.

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Always upvote TNG. This one is weird though.

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I was totally engaged. +1

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Number 11 filled a lot of voids I didnt know I had. Awesome post OP. +1

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MRW I try to upvote this post: v

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Every frame of this post was awesome. Me at the end of each one v

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Season 5 episode 2. The crew finds out the hard way that the password for the self destruct sequence is “Darmok”

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When the walls fell

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The Enterprise, Darmoked, in orbit of Tanagra.

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Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra fuckers

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Shakrha when the walls fell.

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Amazing

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SHE WANTS THE ENTERPRISE D

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v

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Enterprise: *explodes*

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LOL I wish I could hug you.

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