DarkMatterDesi
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Take my money and buy me a beer glass!
This device converts bottles into glass/cups
More information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs
Jul 20, 2016 9:44 PM
DarkMatterDesi
70816
3693
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This device converts bottles into glass/cups
More information: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QBq-LacdSs
BulletsForBreakfastTacksForSnacks
Waiter- and to drink, sir? Me- I'll have entire fucking bottle of vodka...with a lemon. Waiter- very good, sir.
didntthinkofthat
Met someone who would use methylated spirits to make sliders from bottlenecks for his 12 string guitar. Hipster before there were hipsters
TimeFoDat
Out of curiosity, how many glasses could you buy with the money required to purchase this device?
nothanksnothanks
You know they sell proper glasses at places called "stores", right?
dwimmerlaik
pretty cool. pricey but cool.
hedgewizard
Not for $60....
SuckMyFace
Note - this is NOT a good way to open a full bottle. it doesnt end well. I tried.
jalalabi
And every drink you serve in them tastes like despair...
SeanEubanks
As seen on TV: New old shite from Ronco!
LoodGookin
Ron Popeel here, Do you like to make Jerky, dried fruits, and anything else dried? Well buy this huge item that won't fit in any cupboard.
Prosecutrixxx
I have one. It's harder than it looks. Still working on getting the technique down.
BurtTurglar
Don't use the rubber rings. Fill the bottle with hot water and lower it into bucket of cold. Score should open right up.
Prosecutrixxx
Thanks for the tip, I'll try that.
brickius
Or just use string soaked in lighter fluid...
lurkymcderp
I would feel slighted somehow, unless everyone was given a piece of garbage to drink from.
MonsterMashGrrrrr
Masi Valpolicella! Yay, Italian wines!
TryToNotBeACamel
My favourite wine!
russrob84
After drinking from these...http://cdn.playbuzz.com/cdn/575dd839-5b8b-4397-af25-938de4420a59/7a89fc60-b9d6-41e7-8163-e74f02db2e92.gif
Ihadonejob
But I actually want to get the deposit that I get from those bottles.
hardatsmirk
..and cut your lips off on the jagged edge
SpyrusCogwheel
Sanding
hardatsmirk
...is for pussies
Dwargh
That product is totally crap. One of my colleagues tested it with two of his friends... only 1 or 2 of 10 bottles could be cut properly...
Grandiesel11
I have one. Once it took a bajillion tries to get it to work properly, it was awesome and we made all our wedding centerpieces with it
MyDragonHeartedSpirit
So did you have to do it like, 100 bajillion tries to get all the glasses?
INeedAnUserNameButNoneIsFree
I don't drink, but I think I need one of those. Too bad it cuts only circular ones... :\
JuanitoElCaminanteDeLoiza
Soak your water in bottles!!
BrownHoneyBadger
$49.99 for those interested
RevelryInTheDark
hurveyuos
I do that with salsa jars
LeahShine88
Why is everyone in this so bad at pouring beer?!
Tombodacious
I have this, the success is low but when it works it's amazing, lots of work to have a nice rim job
Kurianichi
Yeah a good rim job is kinda rare
feeltheice
I'm assuming you have to wait till you find the right one for a nice rim job
BeerInfoNetwork
I got this as a gift and it was horrible. Only a few bottles end up being usable. Much better using anything but this!
BurtTurglar
Glazier here. Got this. Pissed off. Made it work like a champ. After scoring the glass, fill bottle with hot ass h20, lower into cold h20.
Tombodacious
I need to try that,I had better success with a blow torch after pouring cold water on the line
LoboRugger3
Don't spend money. Use alcohol soaked string and a lighter! Way cheaper than I'm sure this device is.
Gherkincensed
What kind of string? It just burns and breaks when I tried.
meltedfaceguy
Must be cotton
vonfunkenstein
Essplain?
SweetJackal
A ring of an intense heat source pressed tightly to the glass then shocking the area with cold water will create a breakable seam. This 1/
SweetJackal
is because glass is hard but brittle. The rapid expansion and contraction of the glass will break it. This stress is why you do not 2/
SweetJackal
put glasswear that is straight from the oven into water, the stress imposed by the rapid cooling will have it shatter and explode. 3/3
cityofthefireflies
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vonfunkenstein
Thanks for the explanation. Learned some science and more or less how to do this on my own! Up votes to you, @SweetJackal!
theherowemaynotneedrightnow
String soaked in alcohol and a lighter. I have about 40 of these, make easy gifts and I get drunk
demonhawk
Probably way cheaper than this too.
neverfinishescomments
How did you master the technique? I always tend to get wavy uneven line or the glass cracks from to much heat. I've all but given up on th
theherowemaynotneedrightnow
I made a slipknot, and really it was just lots of drinking and practice haha
kdm36
I've felt the hate rise up in me...
DarkMatterDesi
But..but wasting Alcohol to cut a bottle, bad premise.
justorderalargefarva
Rubbing alcohol, darling.
TypeIV
You're thinking of the wrong kind of alcohol
feeltheice
What is this.. "Wrong kind" you speak of
xXPawnStarrXx
depends how hardcore they are.
LookAtMYFancyUsername
I prefer isopropyl alcohol it gets you more drunk imo
tickleteeth
You can actually get cleaner breaks by jus doing hot/cold water. Flame/water is usually too big of a temperature difference for glass.
theherowemaynotneedrightnow
Yeah, it was just the first way i learned and the one i did the most, so it kinda stuck with me.
Sergeiivanovich
How do you localise the heat then? That's why the fire on the string is used. Couldn't imagine hot water on a string holding enough heat.
TheMostCreativeUsername
Hold bottle in near boiling water where you want the break to be then dip in it in ice water? Would that work?
tickleteeth
Sorry, work and then kid. Yes hot as possible tap water followed by ice bath. The flame is too hot and adds heat to the surrounding (1/2)
tickleteeth
Glass with when dropped into cold water increases the chance for vertical fractures along the bottle.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
You.....Arrogant Bastard
robthelob20
This comment may result in OP's... Ruination
DoughGin
You're not worthy.
Widgetboy
relatablesarcasticguy
Haa
googoogagapeepeepoopoo
https://imgur.com/3arEUn4
GreatOdensRaven87
I'm not arrogant, I'm just STONED.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Eyyyyy, looking a little....PALE.
Nikkifulness
I see what you did there.
ashunjew
UsernameNotVerifiedForAccuracy
I like this joke and I like your beard.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Ha! Thank ya!!
TylerTrashy
My favorite beer hands down!
SpockIsMyHomeboy
So good. Saw on their website they have a new bourbon barrel ale which is my fav style. Haven't gotten it here yet!
TylerTrashy
The brewery is like 20mins north of me I love going down there and getting it fresh off the tap it's delicious!
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Holy moley. Nothing like fresh at the tap!
BillietheUnicorn42
You're adopted.
notincontrol
Best of the bastard recipes. Don't really care for the original arrogant bastard.
fatherjokes
You're a double bastard!
brinormous
You're an oaked bastard!
ilikegirlsthatwearabercrombieandfitch
You Lucky Bastard!
SgtSarcazmo
This is a Ruination!!
Theandyd1997
Don't make me call the Imperial Russian Stouts on you.
SpockIsMyHomeboy
Oh just Scru Wit!
SteelFuelCantMeltBeamJets
You southern charred bastard!
joliesmomma
So how do you not cut your lip once the glass had been cut?
KNIVESY
I know it's been said, but I'm still gonna make my snarky comment. "Yeah, if there was only some kind of way to file the edges down with,--
KNIVESY
--I don't know, maybe a file.
Longgone4now
bought this for friends last christmas. the kit comes with different grains of sand paper. Don't think they've used it yet though
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Sanding
SpyrusCogwheel
Sanding
BlackPengu
You lick on it until it's round. Grow a pair
esgedi
Step 1: don't jab the fucking cup into your face.
WereGoingOnAnAdventure
Use a blowtorch if you have one, it will round up the edges. If you don't then sandpaper
FairWestApparel
Get the glass really really hot and pour ice cold water on it make sure your face is close to the cup so you can make sure it's smooth
championofbreakfasts
sanding
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Sanding
SpyrusCogwheel
Sanding
danielsjackdaniels
Sanding?
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Sanding!
CloseupCaptionReaction
Sandwich
MiniHakkero
great answer. Next question!
wardarama
Why do the universe be like it is
corvak
probably a little sandpaper and elbow grease to round the edges
LoboRugger3
Can sand it.
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Sanding
SpyrusCogwheel
Sanding
kutku
I know you planned it
SaintSebastian
Dick bandit.
MayorMcWeed
Cisforstupidthatsgoodenoughforme
"Everything turns to callus eventually. That's life" -Mr. Sir
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
You spend another four hours with sandpaper to make it smooth.
BurtTurglar
Only takes a min with 180 grit to seam the sharp edge which makes it safe. Finished edge takes a few more.
Olestra
or you spend 1 minute with the oxy-acetylene torch and an old record player
orangedirt
Want to know how I got these scars?
rainingmud
Solid gold!
paeches
a straw
Shashingaling
What's this from?
Falkh12
Preacher?
TyrannosaurusDexter
Preacher!
joliegoalie
Go to hell Eugene!
LennyWasHere
According to the cast list on google, his character is named arseface.
Blze001
The instructions point out you have to sand down the edges before drinking, otherwise it's a Joker maker.
imwithcayde6andproud
Joker 2.0
BuyMeBoozeAndWaffles
Sanding
SpyrusCogwheel
Sanding
OmikronRex
Sardine
umpbumpfizz
Spanish Inquisition
Bukkhockey
Sandy
queeferito
Mmmmm, sanded glass in my drink... mmmmm, love me some internal sanding.
nerdyvet
If you're experiencing internal sanding, you are also experiencing Darwin's Law.
Mack1986
My father was a drinker... and a hipster secondhand rephrased kitchen decorator... and a fiend
DangerousSandwich
Hahaha joker maker. Classic
30Jonseredi
Hahaha what a joker