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Jul 9, 2017 7:07 PM
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c0nman
i don't know what i expected, but it certainly wasn't that
nikknolte35
Yay ohio?
Mavgurian
Grammar question, school is a bit in the past now: "I have been doing stuff since", does it mean he has once or he still is?
LicensedMemer
@UserCommentIrrelevant
Spackler7
Omg
Lynngoespop
The hero the world deserves
AOCsUnshavenChode
dems: -2, gop: -2, lib: 1
Jaqdakloun
Of course she was turned down, one of the requirements to be a model is anorexia.
RoombaTheAssaultVacuum
SCOTT! STERLIIIIIIING!
BlckHwk13
He was a teacher at my high school! That’s my small attachment to this post. Carry on.
TheBlackBolt
Douglas Kyle? I'm. British
Stuebydoo
wat
DrJesusMD
Makes sense now why he is a former teacher
TheUsernameChecksIn
Majinbuu1
lol he looks like he eats ass
Stuebydoo
wat
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Stuebydoo
OITNBON?
GeorgeGeef
Nah, that's that cinnamon roll chain that is always in airports for some reason.
Stuebydoo
wat
iReportStuffYouJackOffTo
xizar
I read "OITNB" as "one in the butt" and was very confused. Then I noticed the "N" and wondered what the hell kind of show that was.
Mavgurian
for buttocks of darker complexion
supraman2turbo
Please tell me someone has made a parody account for HuffPost White Voices
Chrispybobispy
Please put this on his tombstone. Douglas kyle, teacher, father, husband and asseater
fusrohjordan
"paw always told me to eat the booty like groceries. He even wrote a song about it. But he sold it to some musician"
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
*since the 60s
courtster
Jajahhahahq
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Asseater should be first.
Lexsteel11
Weird thing his school was Milford High School in Cincinnati OH which is right down the street from me
Chrispybobispy
He ever tongue dart your fartbox?
Lexsteel11
He did not.
wieloryba
since the 60s
notabrainlet
A number that continues to appreciate.
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SomeDetroitGuy
You do realize that one of those us a nationality and the other is a race, right? She's a black Latina, from the Dominican Republic.
MaryGoRound12
There are a ton of black people in the Dominican. You can be both.
ActualTttony
You can always tell a Milford man.
gaystoner
Schizamp
Neither seen nor heard!
scorpiophenox
I'm from that area of Ohio...Milford kids were, different...
RitzCracker14
Eastgate signing in
NotWhoYouThoughtItWas
Here here
DuckThatBarks
The adults are too...
Tonvisage
As someone who lives in Milford...Yea, you're right
notposhspice
She also looks like a goldfish
farnsworthparadox
Cleo!!!
fusrohjordan
fusrohjordan
Calm down people that's a quote from the show
CherryEmpress
Shut your pie hole, she's gorgeous. I'd give my left tit to have her lips.
notposhspice
OITNB reference - when pensutucky said it. Geez you guys are cunts.
CherryEmpress
Is it? Fair enough. Also, am I really a cunt for lightheartedly saying "shut your pie hole"? I didn't even downvote.
notposhspice
You're right, I'm sorry. Cunt is my favorite word. I apologize tho, I love you( insert handshake emoji)
CherryEmpress
Aw, apology accepted. I love you too.
Maturepostsandcommentsmayincludesexuallysuggestive
Sooo.. does anyone realize that someone prob. made an account with this guys name, in order to make him look bad. or what's happening here?
Yojoo
Talk about backfiring. The prank, I mean, not Douglas's career in ass eating.
brownbricks
Backfiring may indeed end a career in ass eating fairly quick.
Leanna879
He probably doesn't realize all his fb friends see that comment in their feed
TylerTheAnarchist
All 25 of them. I just added him actually. Ill be number 26. I want to see what this guys does during his free time.
fastestmilkman
They succeeded in making a hero.
Maturepostsandcommentsmayincludesexuallysuggestive
& that's what's pissing me off. The guy shouldn't get this kind of glory without any effort. When I type stuff like that I get downvoted
JackFistfight
i bet you also think women are tramps because they won't sleep with you
Maturepostsandcommentsmayincludesexuallysuggestive
It's just science!
fusrohjordan
Probably just a fake account honestly
HeyItsHitler
I'm ten minutes from Milford, I choose to believe this is real.
fusrohjordan
Just a suggestion, but if I were Hitler I wouldn't go broadcasting my location online. You're supposed to be dead.
HeyItsHitler
It's to throw everyone off the whole Argentina thing.
diabolischereintopf
Probably just DOM manipulation
theUniverseMomentum
Nah it's a screenshot, it must be true!
Wiwwil
Mmh, talk me dirty. $( document ).ready(); oh yeeeah
diabolischereintopf
Sometimes if I feel adventurous ~leans in to softly whisper in your ear~ I use the style tag in my HTML documents *wink wink*
Wiwwil
Oooh, that's dirty