I laughed way to hard at some of these.

Sep 1, 2016 10:45 AM

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Best dad jokes template ever

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I'm in the middle of a lecture right now and I'm trying really hard not to break the silence

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Want to hear a Subaru joke, sorry I'm still building it

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It goes back four seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is? I want one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The nobody nose one bothers me a bit. I think it should be What do you call someone who has a giant nose instead of a body? Nobody Nose!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

These jokes are so bad they're good. +1

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love this whole post

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

It's not the legit pun-husky....but it's still a pun-husky so upvoted.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

few really bad ones and a bunch of good ones must be a +1

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

*Actually*, no, alcohol is a solvent.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I will read these to my son

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Final face improves pun potency.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm on mobile so my FP edit will be down here. Thanks for FP! Don't bother sending something, like I said, I'm on mobile. Yoylecake!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You also reposted this, including the title, way too hard

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 9

What's it like to know you're not ever the first person to repost this? You're sad.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This dog is so damn cute, and I love how he sticks his tongue out - he just does not care what you think of his puns! Haha

10 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 6

Yes, this is the formula for the memes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Does anyone know what kind of dog this is? I want one!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the first jokes i found really flat but it got better and better, +1

10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 4

I feel like the last one would be better as a Mexican train robber or something though. Unless he murdered them with his locomotive?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Reeeeeeeal flat... Not even a giggle.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Funny, I had he exact opposite opinion. But of course I have a different crazy sense of humor a lot don't get.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I got annoyed at alcohol is a solution... It's a solvent. A solution is something dissolved in something else.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pure ethanol is a solvent, but the alcoholic beverages being referenced here are neither solutions nor solvents. They are mixtures.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

well yes. but the comic says 'Alcohol', which is ethanol?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But there are several other types of alcohol in addition to ethanol. The comic is using the term "alcohol" in the colloquial sense.

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