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Dec 8, 2016 11:46 PM
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JustAnotherCynicToo
30. Male. Cried.
HollyRex
I've been in parades at Disney for over 11 years now. This is why I do what I do.
SatanBakes
It was always my dream to work at Disney. My nephew's were so thrilled when they got to go &just see Cinderella's castle.
thehighestofways
Yup crying on my way to work...
esQueSK
Who cut all these damn onions?
AlannaOfConte
I used to work in the character department at Disneyland. Being friends with Mickey was the best job I ever had.
AnnaBunnyDubai
Perfect
petitedeath
Not all heroes wear a cape.
lepikkorapu
I was really expecting three fiddy and the Loch Ness monster.
registeredtoproveimawesome
I'm always suspicious of stuff like this. They were kids from overseas, but knows English? From britain, australia, new zealand? Maybe.
mochara
Depending on their ages this isn't unusual. The majority of kids in European countries learn English at a very young age and can speak it.
BoredBird
Also the fact that they were not being handled by their origin countries embassy or that their parents had apparently gotten one way ticket?
beerbarrel
Americans are almost the only people who don't know more than one language. Ex-English colonies all over too, don't forget.
Zekarul
Read that as Tor Guide first time. Carry on.
squirrelfartsy
@repoststatistics
2amDanceMoves
This was before that other one...
wrknsmart
I'm wrecked. But so glad I saw this. Thanks, OP. I had been having a tough day.
DurendaI
Those little girls... they may carry that weight, but reddit OP lessened the burden, even if for just a day.
nipplepanties
Oh mans. Guise. This one bolly wopped my ticker.
AmusedAndAroused
I'm not crying, YOU'RE CRYING!
MenagerieManager
We're all crying, like little bitches!
HughLaurie
You're right, I'm crying.
EverybodyLiesAndItsNeverLupus
Or are you lying?
CaptnTightPants
So many tears. So few words.
IllPinkYourFloydAllDayLongBitch
You wanted tears? WELL YOU GOT TEARS BUDDY
cuttlefishsticks
Fuck man, I already read this story once, told it to someone else once, I don't need to cry a third time today.
isitsafeinhere
I'm not crying.
UnfriendlyWolf
My god! I'm crying so much
cuddlydingo
Imgur has ruined me. I spent that entire story waiting for the part about Mickey being a giant Scottish sea creature who needed about $3.50
Bloodseeker
Honestly I was waiting for someone to actually be a trebuchet
Altaren
Haha i saw that too, wait you're talkin abouy the one earlier... Right?
Bloodseeker
No idea what your talking about, I was just expecting it.
DurendaI
Capable of launching a 90 kilogram projectile over 300 meters? Yeah that one.
HungryHungryHippocrite
Buddy of mine was "Friends with Goofy" and occasionally was scheduled for meet and greets at Arnold Palmer for terminally ill children (1)
HungryHungryHippocrite
He said those were his hardest days, but by far the most rewarding (2)
2amDanceMoves
I think that's something I could never do work with dyeing people or even worse children my heart would be broken so fast.
MegWasHere
...I feel like taking two small kids to an amusement park shortly after losing both parents is kind of a fucked up thing to do.
tonythetiger583
Super fucked up. I don't know how this is heartwarming at all.
joshyjosh
it was to refund the tickets to get them money to try and get back home, they weren't expecting what followed
WhatTheFrench
This. And keep in mind, if they'd been discharged from the hospital, they'd have nowhere to go, really.
BoredBird
That makes no sense whatsoever.
UndercoverDumbledore
I'm with you. Since when would a hospital make 2 young children go somewhere to get a refund? They'd contact family and insurance!
BoredBird
Or, y'know, an embassy?
UndercoverDumbledore
And if they want a refund they aren't expecting to go in "Hey, come with us to see the fun you could be having if your family hadn't died!"
HPWombat
Yup. Crying.
NihilistChristian
Yep. Me too.
MadamLadyBoner
Lost my mom a year ago on the 22nd. The roses part killed me. Sometimes I still accidentally use present tense.
2amDanceMoves
It got me too
sheapet
Me too
Izzdelp
papituamor
I'm pregnant and cry easily anyway... I'm all snot nosed and hiccuping right now.
TedTheMan
yay!!!!!
GrendelTown
So many onions
TheDuckThatCantQuack
Im at work trying my best to not cry and it's not working
ThisIsSteel
I knew I would right from the start. I don't know why I did this to myself.
dfrnz
Omg I know q
NotSoDarkKnight
Come here. Let me make it better.
MrOvechkin
BlatantDissregard
I'm not crying, I'm chopping onions!
Yinyang107
Expected Mickey to turn out to be 10 ft tall and from the paleolithic era.
2amDanceMoves
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/5h7gq8/comment/day38fu?st=IWH1I62C&sh=0eea3c65 Link to the comment if you want to talk to the guy
ilovedogknots
172 golds is that a record
Bombideer
That is honestly the most upvote and gold-heavy post I've ever seen on all of Reddit. And he deserves it.
2amDanceMoves
I was thinking that too it's got to be the highest voted comment on reddit or atleast most gilded
flameface11
Guy
Big8ooty8iches
Was that necessary?
zenoshogun
Or give him even more reddit gold, he's now over 10 years worth from that post.
upthehillandtotheright
What does Reddit gold even do besides saving comments
FiatLuxIam
Waste real money.
Elphienis
No ads, some subreddits require you to have gold as well