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iamnid
I first read it as "Anal paca"
ThisIsMattness
DumbledoresRme
In high school I trained llamas through 4-H. We showed in Showmanship, Obstacle Course, and Costume competitions at the county fair.
DumbledoresRme
Their spit smells disgusting but at least they usually give you warning signs before they do it.
pinkytyme
I'd like to question your facts.
pinkytyme
Do alpaca not like old corn dogs too?
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
pinkytyme
ProfessorMatt
“Tina, you fat lard! Come get some dinner. Tina! Eat the FOOD!”
savingyours2010
NotSoGreenThumb
If you can take it home in the back of your Outback it's an alpaca, is the rule my cousin taught me.
BeeDragon
Llama llama duck
Dnaria
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little Llama. Fuzzy Llama, Funny Llama, llama llama duck
DumbledoresRme
Did you ever see the way the orange slayed the rake?
jugRn0t
Doorknob. Ankle. Cold.
SirZac26
My gf is a vet and she confirms this list.
schrodingersasymmetric12gauge
Tina, you fat lard, come get some ham!
fluortanten
It really kicks the llama's ass
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
How to tell it's a llama it kills people and eats hands, that's two things.
RelentlessDevastation
llama, llama ding dong
ProffesorGoogle
Strangely acurate
Bizarkly
"A one-L lama is a priest / A two-L llama is a beast..."
AllTheNOPES
Llamas are bigger than frogs.
sammag05
HalfIagoHalfFuManchuAllBastard
A llama once bit my sister.
NeuerStandard
are those Vicuñas or Guanacos?
EricButterform
Both wrong. Source: my grandpa owns an alpaca ranch
GlassLlamaGirl
Everything checks out except their weights.
hisholybeardness
Llamas are kvlt.
auntbealovesyou
You left out spitting. A llama can hock a lugi with deadly accuracy from more than a mile away and it burns through 6 inches of concrete.
Subsound
Who knew I was a llama in disguise?
gogetahaircutyadamnhippie
Mama llama ding dong. Mama llama ding dong. Mama llama ding dong.
PeeteePete
nspriest233
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qD8C6ascuo4
napalminthemorning
My roommate has 2 llamas named Chips & Salsa
sosume
Another way to tell is a llama does not look like Taylor Lautner.
HorsesAreLikeWalkingCouchesWithAnxiety
That's actually a super accurate way of telling them apart, you just blew my mind a little
TheRicM
Still a better love story than Twilight
Glengoolie
Here's a llama, there's a llama, and another little llama.
DumbledoresRme
Fuzzy llama funny llama llama llama .
stealtharwing
Fuzzy llama, funny llama, llama llama duck
leadinurface
I was once a treehouse, I lived in a cake, I was only 3 years dead, the mother slayed the rake.
DeweyDanger
Think thats an alpaca
RyloKen15
Yes. Thats why it look like Tsylor Lautner
rohanban10
He said a llama doesn't look like Taylor Lautner. On the other hand an alpaca looks like Taylor Lautner.
IronMansRightHand
Yeah the alpaca looks like Taylor, but llamas don't
steelinmyhead
Truth
steelinmyhead
Ask Stephen Maturin.
busydad
That's why I use Winamp
SoDoneWithYourShite
Used to love winamp, but use foobar2000 now
simscott
Damn that's going old skool
PunapartainenViikinkiPeruna
busydad
Bibes
Llama tested, mother approved.
psychologicaltrap
psychologicaltrap
also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApI2a1S-4EQ
busydad
This^.
Cameron77
It really kicks the llama's ass
busydad
*whips.