warmyourbeans
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I'm so glad I'm not alone
Jan 23, 2017 9:01 PM
warmyourbeans
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Angrymilkman
That church in Austin... I'm looking at you.
TheStealthHippopotamus
Ain't gonna lie. I've done this
Keru
Ahhh, I remember being 14 and doing shit like this because I legit thought it would get girls to notice me.
Isawic
I did this at school... why is "everyone" doing it?
RumiN8
I'm often like... please no one notice I have exceeded my limit of chairs and am nervously waiting for this to explode out of my hands
CidColetti
In my experience it's not how many, its how you set them down. Look all bad ass carring 10 but a complete idiot when you can stand them up.
verydisgruntled
He must be holding at least three in that photo
AnonOmis1000
@OP as someone who was event staff for a year. Nope. I'm trying to not be exhausted doing this job, not impress people.
IrishNexus
Ladies love seeing a man who can carry stacks of chairs
bobidly
Witness him.
TurquoiseTortoise
Mediocre!
DocFunesto
WITNESS!
Chewbaccabra
Who let Jared out of jail?
TheyCallMeGstar
now that's news!
Werewolf4619
Worked for a rental company. We made a competition of this when we did set up and tear down.
fifidarlingf
That's a lot of chairs, my ovaries are ready
YouJustCantGetaGoodUsername
12
HempmonkY
He's a light weight
bluefacepaint
My boyfriend turns into a little boy showing off for his parents when he does this stuff "baby look!" "yes very good" "You're not looking!"
paulpounder
He would make a hell of a wrasslin' character.
Montego1987
Mr steal your girlfriend
Iloveanonymityandilovebeingnoticed
I'm relevant?
wtkphoto
I carry as little as possible so people notice and don't ask me to help next time.
KcKilla
Personal trainers HATE him!
aethoneagle
*remembers band*
quaggledoo
Way to crop out The Onion and not give a source. -1
warmyourbeans
Source: The Onion
formula145
So true
Chernobyx
Our formative years were great, weren't they?
CarryTheZero
Yes...I definitely only did this during my formative years and not last week...no sir...
Tekbill
Yup
BillyYumYum2by2
Who holds them like this?? Hold it like your flexing... You can carry them way more comfortably
BillyYumYum2by2
* you're -.-
JagerSergal
Having grown up in the Mormon church...this is nothin...
rexnerdorum
Mormon Olympics right there.
reiryo
Please explain?
Dartmuthia
as possible and prove our manliness to the females simultaneously. 2/2
Dartmuthia
Members usually help stack the chairs after meetings. I.e. there's no setup staff, so everyone just helps. And we want to do it as fast 1/2
Praetoriate
Gotta show off for the Mia Maids.
TubaBandito
Dudes a deacon level.
killerclacks
That's how you determine whether they're a favorable match or not
Runvus
Just going to post The Onion without a link? http://www.theonion.com/article/man-hoping-people-notice-how-many-folding-chairs-h-35929
seemill
I know, it feels weird. Cherry picking something from The Onion as a meme just seems too far down the rabbit hole.
griever92
Seriously. The green bar at the top was immediately obvious.
skoomaddict
Or or ooooorrrrrr there's a fuck ton of chairs and he doesnt wanna make a million trips
AGroupOfPugsIsCalledAGrumble
Or or ooooorrrrrr this is an Onion article and it's just a joke
yarcf13
Don't you dare go against popular opinion!
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FriendshipSeven
I love this comment for the way I said it in my head
MichaelScottsPRguy
Check it out ladies. Got like 12 of these bad boys.
xR3V0x
That picture looks like a bad photoshop but I don't doubt it's real
SethRah
That's the point, because the onion posted it
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Only 12? I've got 16!
MrBuylowSellhigh
Only 16? I've got 20!
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Only 16? I've got 24 now!
TheGoodestBadboy
Nice, now I don't have to carry any chairs anymore