Small dump of stupid but funny inventions

Okay so I have seen a few of these on imgur and thought you might enjoy more. All of these pictures come from a german book from 1984, the author is called "Uli Stein" and the book "Leicht behämmert". For every picture there is a text explaining it but I didn't bother uploading it because it's in german. The scanner on my printer is terrible so I took the pictures with my phone camera. It's not perfect but you can see it at least. And maybe the bad quality prevents it from being reposted - ah who am I kidding...

eating chinese food for beginners

baking cookies is fun and save - with beer and brakes!

Ever bothered by too much fluid in your soup? Just let it out!

elbow warmer for cool drivers

the perfect filter for every situation in your tie

double the spoons, double the productivity

If your dog needs to be on a diet but you don't want him to know

The safe shovel!

painting easter eggs for lazy people

Ride safe in the dark!

never spill yout tea again!

"car sausage"

when you can't make it to the game but still want to support your team

secretly check your wines temperature on every formal event with the wine tie!

sneak up on every animal without being detected with this cabbage camera!

for the hungry reader

No explanation needed

For cold ears in the winter

umm yea

before the age of google maps, that's how we figured out how long we had to drive

cold feet - never again

we can also help with that cold ass! That's it! I hope you liked it!