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Oct 15, 2017 8:28 AM
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AdrianDunne
I wonder how much glitter gets posted back to that company.
mydogsarebetterthanyours
Thank you OP I have now just sent an asshole I know craft herpes.
METAAAAAAAAAL
Can we send this to the White House?
f00g3n
I bet the guy who runs that company gets this shit sent to him all the damn time.
thissuperglueworksjustfine
I like the way the person who received it, immediately had to tell the internet they're a douchebag.
Nubasaur
the new one now is ruindays dot com. i got myself a little bday gift the other day and bought one for my boss.. u can even track it.
starrychloe
I don't know, glitter is awesome. I would love sparkly floors. When I get a house I'm going to get the granite sparkle walkway.
lexifornow
This isn't even the worst glitter
marsii
Or get invited to an Avon/Mary Kay party.
EmperorGraviton2814
A former coworker sent this in a box to someone they hated, when opened at their work, there was an explosion of glitter with a dildo inside
Sauroctonus
Doesn't this make the person sending it as bad, if not worse, than the recipient?
LastThoughtsOnWoodyGuthrie
I thought thats was blood at first.
OneShucklak
5P4C3M4N
Use a poster tube and a spring to make a spring loaded glitter cannon that fires the glitter out as soon as your enemy opens it
SlightlyRelatedToThePost
Someone lost an eye due to glitter. That's not cool, dude.
Bellerophone
once. in how many billion times glitter has been used? Just a freak accident
KingWadeWilsonIIV
I'm pretty sure people would be against shipping "sand bombs" which throw sand in people's faces, well they are basically the same thing.
Monka42
I just had a horrible roommate move out and left her room DISGUSTING. Rotten potatoes in the pantry too. Thanks Imgur!
Onionpurplejive
I'm making a list right now of people to do this to.
CiraEssera
You can send real, steaming shit through the mail. There is a company for that too. And a bag of gummy dicks.
Trelfar
Sure, and you can get arrested for it, too. http://blogs.findlaw.com/legally_weird/2015/01/is-it-illegal-to-mail-poop.html
gonzar09
I still remember the story of the guy who sent himself glitter at work, knowing his boss would open it without his permission. That was...
gonzar09
...some world class revenge, since his boss tried to get him in trouble for it, but ended up implicating himself. What a tard.
graffiti62
I am totally doing this to the boss who fired me after I stood up to her stepson for verbally harassing a gay co-worker.
burritomm
Writes down the URL...
tenebrisangelus
Tnat
sgtsyphilis
Was looking to see if anyone else noticed this
thinmint
Not to rain on anyone’s parade, but one of my dads employees sent one to him. It’s kind of hard to find this funny when you see how (1/2)
thinmint
Bad and hurt it made him feel; just because he was doing his job, being the boss, and some immature ass didn’t like being told what to do.
thinmint
Also, read the note and imagine how it would feel if someone came up to you and told you that you were a terrible person and a waste of air!
RupertR
I'd laugh, but that's mostly because I'm not a massive pussy who let's words hurt him.
ZKrock
What the fudge did you DO?
BenderBenderBender
My thoughts exactly!
Sprinkleton
...went on 9gag
ZKrock
Atria
The only problem is that the sender is “Gaggifts.com” or something. My boss got one of these and he just read who it was shipped from.
MacPhailia
Sucks being unemployed, huh?
RheaButt
There's actually a ton of different sites that sell these so it really depends
Atria
That’s true. If I ever send one I hope my receiver isn’t as perceptive as my boss was. Ha!
ColoradoGirrl
I’m a personal fan of sending a bag of dicks. dicksbymail.com
Icouldntthinkofacreativeusernamesoijustdidthis
Misspantouf
Omg haha
drbreezymd
bored45
We did that to the person in the apartment next door not to long ago. They file complaints on everyone. Two people moved to get away from em
IdkWhatIsThis
I sent this to my ex who was holding my stuff hostage. He had carpeting. I got my stuff back.
thejester207w
Add a wind up butterfly: http://flyingbutterfly.com/
villhelm
Craft herpes
silkspectre92
AnotherNamelessUser
From a Demetri Martin joke: "Glitter is the herpes of decorating supplies"
TheLost1
Stripper herpes (the better kind)
RawSuger
its a little weird this is legal...is this legal?
dev89
I'd call it littering en masse.
BitchButcher
Why not? Laws are made to protect you not to pamper you.
Cmonk90
I mean it shouldn't be, reposting from 9gag...
DickDastardly404
Yeah its totally legal. Watch any iDubbbz bad unboxing video, and you will see how overstated getting “glitterbombed” is.
randomwcuman
You can also ship-a-dick
VigorousButtstuff
Sort of. It's in a grey area of harassment by mail.
RawSuger
its a prank - but it seems like both the scale and the fact that it's for money are aggravating factors - or should be
CrazyZonie
As long as the package doesn't leak in the mail, it doesn't cause bodily harm or injury, it's not contraband, etc, then it's legal.
ElbowDeepinaTinyOctopus
It could still be legal if it caused injury, but the company could be liable for injuries/damages (criminal versus civil distinction).
dingleberriesm8
I've seen it packaged in such a way that the glitter kinda explodes out when you open it, which probably isn't legal.
TheBlackWindHowls
If it explodes out because of spring release like a "can of snakes," probably would be legal.
dingleberriesm8
Eh, I think a case can be made when considering people can get it in their eyes and stuff. Could cause permanent damage.
IamJustinSane
I got soup in my eye once, should soup be illegal?
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Didn't somebody lose an eye from one of these?
IamJustinSane
No, she was just doing crafts with her kid.
EgoSumRidentiCanis
From one of the popping ones I think, the are/were a spring loaded tube. This is just a folded paper filled with glitter.
IamJustinSane
No, she was just doing crafts with her kid.
RawSuger
still seems like ir should fall under disturbance of peace or something
IamJustinSane
Your comment is disturbing my peace. You’re a criminal and should be in jail.
AliBarber
I don't think that's how it works
RawSuger
disturbance of peace is a rubber ordinance. it fits whatever authorities thinks shouldnt be happening. might also be assault like spitting
Str8Grizleh
It's a little weird that you think this being legal is a little weird
WheelerManis
People's concept of what should and shouldn't be legal always baffles me. :P
Sauroctonus
Well, glitter is evil, so there's that.
RawSuger
what they are selling is other peoples inonvenience
actry
Oh no.
AliBarber
Yeah.. Cos the asshole deserves it
SkeetSkeets
Ok so its only exclusive to assholes according to you?
AliBarber
No.. According to the letter. Did you read it?
ForgotMyOtherAcct
Well, whoever this is purchased for 'deserves' it, whether they are an asshole or not. Anyone can buy it.
LexLuthorForPresident
Well, I know that you can mail an unpackaged bannanna USPS if it has a stamp, so, probably?
HeavyMetalMonk
Reasoning like this is why we end up with ridiculous laws.
atleastfourcharactersinlength34
You need to listen to that Gwen Stefani song a few more times to remember how to spell bananas
LexLuthorForPresident
Sorry "b-a-na-na-s."
latenightstar
A potato also
rezpawner
Don't you mean "a pottatto"?
FluffySeaTurtle
... how do you know this?
BigTruckRegularPenis
That's how a potato was mailed to imgur. Just stamps on the outside of it.
AutomatedResponse
I once received a coconut in the mail with just a stamp on it
McMeowmers
You’ve given me so many ideas
TheJonatron
Did they strip the hair off it? Because I imagine that wouldn't stick well.
Corona688
Better packaging than most things in the mail.
OliverClothesoff70
If annoying people is illegal, then President Trump should receive a life sentence.
mechanicalhemiola
this reference doesn't feel forced at all.
OliverClothesoff70
Whether you personally like or hate Trump nobody can deny he annoys a lot of people. Just his Twitter antics are a huge deal to some folks.
mechanicalhemiola
hehe, i don't like him either, but forcing him into every joke ever is super common and doesn't help his worshippers get a clue
BigTruckRegularPenis
Yes. I remember when it got popular from reddit. We were on a 4 month wait list. They sold the company shortly after. Instant rich.
Anhor
I heard there the company then went downhill after the hype died down and social media lost interest.
BenderBenderBender
I can't fathom how many orders they received where it would take them 4 months to stuff glitter in an envelop and stick a stamp on it.
AquaCrusher
Like a glitter fucking everywhere company
MmmCookiePoops
Id imagine having to glue, glitter, print, seal and mail a few hundred thousand envelopes could take some time being humans...or cyborgs.
Hobbsrox
....or just one well oiled machine