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Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Boop
Beep
Bop
Ding
Dong
Blip
Bing
Toot
Tink
Mimimi
Yo
Ding
Woof
Meow
Tick
Tock
Boom
Bam
Heh
Hissss
Bop bop bop
Bop to the top
Meep
Nahda
Wooooooooo
Ohhhhhhhh
Tink
Hehe
Lol
Alrighty, hope you enjoyed all this mush.
All my love and admiration to ya all.
Boop
Beep
Poke
Awwwww
Moop
Sneep
Snoop
Woah
Rad
Biff
Bonk
Neigh
rubberbuscuit2018
too many hormones here.....ugh.
cyborgunicorn
These make me happy and sad at the same time.
hokyshirt
I did one of these tonight! I told my wife I love how creative her swears are when she runs into the corner of the counter.
pkerteam13
boop
Buttrumblur
Cooooooool just got out of a LDR on Thursday.
PookyButt
I'm going to send one of these every morning to my girlfriend... She is going to be confused as shit when I get to the game grumps one
GiantButtHead
A bit too much for my taste.
MizKriss
PharmaceuticalEnhancement
Single, but with a vivid imagination now...
KarlPhylos
A lot of these are creepily romantic if you assume one person is dead.
SonderingStrike
I'll save these for my significant-oh... right...
onecowboytoo
Hand?
serra
I need more of these. Pronto.
Ihavedecidedtomakeanimgur
I used to feel this way about my wife but things change.. we grew apart and I fear that I'm starting to hate her..
btchfaaaaace
this dump is so.. cringey
thatdudethatslonely
I’m gonna be okay... I’m gonna be okay...
Laylah77
You keep on telling yourself that
newfirem
Dude, you are gonna be OK.
GiddyKipper
I'm recently in love for the first time in a while (was married for 14 years so this is new and different) ... thanks for sharing these !
RapturetheCity
(You have a beautiful smile. I got it from you.) That actually made me think parent child first, then romance haha
velveteenbones
So fuck my non water proof mascara then.
PerseusJackson
Some if these are a little creepy.
kozzillakilla
Anything that implies your only source of happiness is another person is creepy.
ReginaKasteen
"It's all a really bad idea and will lead to trouble of the worst sort. But no matter what, every minute in her presence makes my life 1/2
ReginaKasteen
a minute more complete." - Jasper Fforde
blackholevoid10011
hmmm How can I top this? I wanna put an egg in your arse and fuck you til it scrambles
beatingoffinfrontofapegasus
Slothhugswanted
Oh my ldr shattered heart. Ill live, but man do these hit close to home and I cant share anymore.
MollyNapQueen
I'm gonna use #2 on my crush. Not that it will matter because she's straight.
cleverandoriginalusername
#1 Random thought: Why were Mama Bear and Papa Bear in separate beds in the first place?
S3joh22a
I like these.
TauCommander40K
And yet this compounds the crippling loneliness and jealousy issues in me. Or maybe I'm just a cynical cunt.
370zSteve
KPuff
upsidedownyhead
Gaaaay
kozzillakilla
Phattyphat
TygrF
Well that one about the Pride parade sure af is...
InariKitsumaruChan
Why, yes. Yes I am.
Teasaurus
True, you should be in the kitchen, making me a sammich (should go without saying but issa joke)
jennym123
I like the line "If they're worth it, make them a sandwich. If they're not, why are you with them?"
tomyironmane
"Fuck you!" "Promises, promises..."
Dukenewcmb
annnnd now im sad and alone.
Thatburga
we all are ?
Zaradearm786
?
youknowwhatiamsaying
+1
EmosewaHidden
Me 2 :.c
hnngh
111509slartibartfast42
So many of us are
Idontknowwatiexpected
BreakfastFoodsAreBestFoods
Well if any single girl in NY wants to get over this together, just let me know.
KitchenClean
You’ll meet someone. Look for kindness and avoid red flags and even yellow cards.
LoveYoutootoo
I'm on the lookout for red flags. I need someone unstable and psychotic. You're giving good advice just saying there's someone for everyone
KitchenClean
You’re hilarious. I had a friend like you, he looked for “bat-shit crazy”.They’re interesting but they’d just abruptly leave. Heartbreaking.