May 10, 2022 2:08 AM
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WhatD0thLife
Kids are idiots.
Grahran
My daughter gets scared if someone dresses up as Peppa Pig, she'd have lost her mind if she was at this party! ???
SuperDramaticFusion
slotheroll
Dad on the way home
HoochIsCrazzy
There is no other way that was going to go
jenzhere99
Fuck them kids!
Clymenus000
Now that I've seen this, my dream is to hire myself a birthday dinosaur one day.
imgonnaralph
cyounghmfce
HOW IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT!!!
MuldoonJP
LittleDragon
Yeah. That dinosaur didn't catch a single child
wurstkaesescenario
Stormtroopersaurus
Snooj
Oh man, going into the ball pit opening. He made some memories that day.
J3lek
Moms are gathering the kids reinforcing the terror. dads are just laughing.
PoorSucker
spitslap
MotherSekmet
What was the plan exactly? because this seems to be going quite well.
liltortellini
To be fair this is exactly how it went when Barney showed up to my 3rd bday. I was into it, the other kids were traumatized for life.
Thegreenestthumb9
Barney is traumatizing on a whole other level from this thing. Could only be worse if it was polkaroo.
Obnoxious
Best job ever. Wearing a dinosaur costume AND scaring children.
Beardologist
Clever girl.
mamimi22
ALAN!
DocHarriers
Need more Jurassic Park theme.
ExquisiteConundrum
I cant stop laughing ???? I habe an almost 9 hear old. Should i???.???
Kaleopolitus
Look at the results, do you want your kid in that situation? Screaming, in absolute primal terror while their parents -laugh-?
Dryheat
I think you already know the answer to that question.
ennuii
yes
3PiecesOfBread
Yes
NecroNikolai13
Only if you film it and share your results with us
CaverExtrordinaire
we will be wating
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
go hame- sleep bomb that thing then shock trap and pit trap. with 3 bows + HBG, should be enough to down that monster fast.
can also KO lock that thing with sticky HBG.
percatac
Come on, this thing is clearly a drome. Even a corner horner could solo that with their eyes closed
you have a point there.
Cutthroatlemur
So many wrecked underpants.
Chort26
BklynPunisher
Mechame
ahorseelbowdeepinme
NEXT TIME HIRE A DINO WRANGLER TOO!!!
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
That's a core memory, right there.
roflipop
We’re those the brown coloured ones?
Soufange
Their brains are gonna try and make sense of this one day by telling them their parents tried to feed them to alligators at some point.
ultralunar
So many pants shat.
Chimpanzeezeetop
If they're on tiktok worst parents.
aduvanz
"Trauma" and confetti on three; 1 - 2 - 3 ...
jimfalconer611
If you don’t give your kid PTSD, did you even parent?
THESHADOWOFJECT
spicy nostalgia?
Redyls
the best trauma comes with confetti
BulkSausage
Imagine being a kid and seeing a huge "monster" run into the room and chase you while your parents just sit back and laugh. Scary shit
Someshithead241
For some kids that's just when their uncle comes over for some special time.
chiapOpDog
Sort of but kids also like to act scared as a game too.
yeah but its hilarious to people watching
justaguuyyfromgermany
but...but... the clicks and likes and stuff. Sure worth some trauma and nightmares <3
don't you have a health and safety manual to write somewhere?
already did :) you commented on it. Congrats <3
drziod
trauma aside , thats a fantastic costume
AbelardSnazz
I still hate the dick who attended a crowded comic con in one of those.
HelloThere1812
I love that you can just put the trauma aside lol.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
The secret is it not being *my* trauma.
FellaWithUmbrella
Well, that’s a pretty cool costume
homoerection
Most of us have been putting trauma aside for most of our lives, so…
Not me. It controls my every decision.
TheMellowMoron
Correction: It went exactly as planned
theUFCfan
charondaboatman
This. +1
DooksandPooks
The perfect party!
FritoParadise
Shit I'd say it went better then planned
Icameheretosharecatpicturesx
I love it
TsubakiTragic
Kids love dinosaurs cos they have all been dead for over 100 millio... holy fuck, feet don't let me down.
HandoB4Javert
AwesomeName
Unforgettable birthday.
OneCraftyHooker
I would say better than expected.
Freebite
I'd say not as planned, but as expected.
aface62
~Dad
Grimmrog
Best, one day the kids will remember and say "damn remember back then when we all were stupidly scared"
Dafoosa2
Do something everyday that scares your children.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Footnote: my son is an asshole, as are all the parents my spouse has met at moms and tots ... as are their kids.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
People are assholes
DoYouLikePinaColada
VaardArk
So are hotdogs
ManaNoBananas
If you think everyone you meet is an asshole, you are probably the asshole.
I'm doing a bit. I'm an A1 virgin
yaminohonou67
You underestimate the number of assholes and the guy was talking about mostly of other parents in their school/class but not all of them
But yeah, if his kid is an asshole they might have to reflect some on their own behaviour as parents
shyguy03
This song is for you https://youtu.be/FNCRrOHzcCE
peachesforme
man i love Stephen Lynch but have to be SO careful not to have his songs stuck in my head at work
KazabWebShaper
Thx the song is awsome
Pavloval
They're going to need to hose out that trampoline, I'm afraid.
LordProudspire
They were too
Cmycherrytree
The ball pit is now a pool.
DaveTheScientist
Let's be honest, that was going to be necessary anyways.
catherinecc
Let's be even more honest, it never gets done.
vcgetdown
It's like a cast iron pan
Ibringchocolate
Ewww
HedonistBeard
Just full of crusted in child pee that never gets cleaned out?
wherethehorriblethingsare
[R. Kelly wants to know your location]
eetsumkaus
PSA: if you have a neutral-pH soap like most of them these days, washing your pan is perfectly fine. It's acid that's bad for it
HasteTheFool
Does it get bad trips on acid?
WhatD0thLife
Kids are idiots.
Grahran
My daughter gets scared if someone dresses up as Peppa Pig, she'd have lost her mind if she was at this party! ???
SuperDramaticFusion
slotheroll
Dad on the way home
HoochIsCrazzy
There is no other way that was going to go
jenzhere99
Fuck them kids!
Clymenus000
Now that I've seen this, my dream is to hire myself a birthday dinosaur one day.
imgonnaralph
cyounghmfce
HOW IS THIS NOT TOP COMMENT!!!
MuldoonJP
LittleDragon
Yeah. That dinosaur didn't catch a single child
wurstkaesescenario
Stormtroopersaurus
Snooj
Oh man, going into the ball pit opening. He made some memories that day.
J3lek
Moms are gathering the kids reinforcing the terror. dads are just laughing.
PoorSucker
spitslap
MotherSekmet
What was the plan exactly? because this seems to be going quite well.
liltortellini
To be fair this is exactly how it went when Barney showed up to my 3rd bday. I was into it, the other kids were traumatized for life.
Thegreenestthumb9
Barney is traumatizing on a whole other level from this thing. Could only be worse if it was polkaroo.
Obnoxious
Best job ever. Wearing a dinosaur costume AND scaring children.
Beardologist
Clever girl.
mamimi22
ALAN!
DocHarriers
Need more Jurassic Park theme.
ExquisiteConundrum
I cant stop laughing ???? I habe an almost 9 hear old. Should i???.???
Kaleopolitus
Look at the results, do you want your kid in that situation? Screaming, in absolute primal terror while their parents -laugh-?
Dryheat
I think you already know the answer to that question.
ennuii
yes
3PiecesOfBread
Yes
NecroNikolai13
Only if you film it and share your results with us
CaverExtrordinaire
we will be wating
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
go hame- sleep bomb that thing then shock trap and pit trap. with 3 bows + HBG, should be enough to down that monster fast.
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
can also KO lock that thing with sticky HBG.
percatac
Come on, this thing is clearly a drome. Even a corner horner could solo that with their eyes closed
5GFPLaqZ4nAy2QwrqOEI
you have a point there.
Cutthroatlemur
So many wrecked underpants.
Chort26
BklynPunisher
BklynPunisher
Mechame
ahorseelbowdeepinme
NEXT TIME HIRE A DINO WRANGLER TOO!!!
TheUsernameIWantIsNotAvailableAnymoar
That's a core memory, right there.
roflipop
We’re those the brown coloured ones?
Soufange
Their brains are gonna try and make sense of this one day by telling them their parents tried to feed them to alligators at some point.
ultralunar
So many pants shat.
Chimpanzeezeetop
If they're on tiktok worst parents.
aduvanz
"Trauma" and confetti on three; 1 - 2 - 3 ...
jimfalconer611
If you don’t give your kid PTSD, did you even parent?
THESHADOWOFJECT
spicy nostalgia?
Redyls
the best trauma comes with confetti
BulkSausage
Imagine being a kid and seeing a huge "monster" run into the room and chase you while your parents just sit back and laugh. Scary shit
Someshithead241
For some kids that's just when their uncle comes over for some special time.
chiapOpDog
Sort of but kids also like to act scared as a game too.
CaverExtrordinaire
yeah but its hilarious to people watching
justaguuyyfromgermany
but...but... the clicks and likes and stuff. Sure worth some trauma and nightmares <3
CaverExtrordinaire
don't you have a health and safety manual to write somewhere?
justaguuyyfromgermany
already did :) you commented on it. Congrats <3
drziod
trauma aside , thats a fantastic costume
AbelardSnazz
I still hate the dick who attended a crowded comic con in one of those.
HelloThere1812
I love that you can just put the trauma aside lol.
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
The secret is it not being *my* trauma.
FellaWithUmbrella
Well, that’s a pretty cool costume
homoerection
Most of us have been putting trauma aside for most of our lives, so…
HelloThere1812
Not me. It controls my every decision.
TheMellowMoron
Correction: It went exactly as planned
theUFCfan
charondaboatman
This. +1
DooksandPooks
The perfect party!
FritoParadise
Shit I'd say it went better then planned
Icameheretosharecatpicturesx
I love it
TsubakiTragic
Kids love dinosaurs cos they have all been dead for over 100 millio... holy fuck, feet don't let me down.
HandoB4Javert
AwesomeName
Unforgettable birthday.
OneCraftyHooker
I would say better than expected.
Freebite
I'd say not as planned, but as expected.
aface62
~Dad
Grimmrog
Best, one day the kids will remember and say "damn remember back then when we all were stupidly scared"
Dafoosa2
Do something everyday that scares your children.
xXxSTEVOxXx
Footnote: my son is an asshole, as are all the parents my spouse has met at moms and tots ... as are their kids.
cantevenbewhenicantevenpee
People are assholes
DoYouLikePinaColada
VaardArk
So are hotdogs
ManaNoBananas
If you think everyone you meet is an asshole, you are probably the asshole.
xXxSTEVOxXx
I'm doing a bit. I'm an A1 virgin
yaminohonou67
You underestimate the number of assholes and the guy was talking about mostly of other parents in their school/class but not all of them
yaminohonou67
But yeah, if his kid is an asshole they might have to reflect some on their own behaviour as parents
shyguy03
This song is for you https://youtu.be/FNCRrOHzcCE
peachesforme
man i love Stephen Lynch but have to be SO careful not to have his songs stuck in my head at work
KazabWebShaper
Thx the song is awsome
Pavloval
They're going to need to hose out that trampoline, I'm afraid.
LordProudspire
They were too
Cmycherrytree
The ball pit is now a pool.
DaveTheScientist
Let's be honest, that was going to be necessary anyways.
catherinecc
Let's be even more honest, it never gets done.
vcgetdown
It's like a cast iron pan
Ibringchocolate
Ewww
HedonistBeard
Just full of crusted in child pee that never gets cleaned out?
wherethehorriblethingsare
[R. Kelly wants to know your location]
DaveTheScientist
eetsumkaus
PSA: if you have a neutral-pH soap like most of them these days, washing your pan is perfectly fine. It's acid that's bad for it
HasteTheFool
Does it get bad trips on acid?