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Watermelon Tequila Shots
Cooler Sangria
Grapefrute Granita
Margarita Bar
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW7XhvOHDlI
MagnustheJust
Love the cooler sangria idea... may have to borrow that one... also, the watermelon one is better with rum or bourbon.
Thenameideserved
I tried this last month. The watermelon does not take in alot of the alchohol from the bottle, I let it stay in for 32h+ only 1/5 bottle.
miscelliamous
I love a fresh grapefrute
JonSnowNotedWindmillExpert
Cooler sangria, from the people who brought you bathtub gin.
blazerz
favoriting for a party that I will probably never have
sedated
drinks
danielsdesk
I'm glad the white powder in the first gif was clearly labelled salt; I was just about to use cocaine
hernibs
...can I come party with you?
adhominem
"Leave in fridge overnight." I'll just drink vodka raw now.
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
instead of 'raw', try saying, 'neat'. See, now you're classy.
adhominem
Does that make me fabulous too?
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Nope, that's just the correct term.
adhominem
Damn.
listen2mylies
That is to much time to prepare for an alcoholic
dropeleven
I've never gotten the watermelon thing to work. The vodka barely drains becasue there's so much llquid in the melon already. Ideas?
dombro
have you tried chopping it up first? and then letting it soak in the alcohol?
dropeleven
yeah...that's great for barbecues and stuff, but if you wanted to say, sneak a fifth into an outdoor festival disguised as a melon...
dombro
Actually, I"m trying this tonight ... so I can let you know if it works or not ...
timberrrrrrr
Did it?
dombro
Not really. I ended up cutting chunks of melon & letting that soak in the booze & that was MUCH better than just sticking it in the melon.
IShootPplInTheFace
As a Bartender at a Mexican Restaurant i can say with expert knowledge these recipes are shit. Margarita = Teq, Triple, Lime Juice, and Ice
IShootPplInTheFace
Sangria, peaches, lemons, limes, oranges, strawberries, blackberries, brandy, cabernet, white zin, triple sec, peach schnapps, and sprite.
Dyayo
Directions unclear, stuck inside watermelon
AVerySexualMidget
Mobile users, just take shots of the first alcohol/mixer you can pick out.
xmsbeanx
Hahaha just got off work & waiting in a drive thru, was thinking "well shit guess I'll wait to get home to look" :/
theStead42
10MB gif its like my phone is passing a kidney stone.
nightaccio129
Ok so I'm not going crazy. Thought my phone was just being extra special
thgrlwndr
I would suggest using frozen fruit in the sangria to eliminate the need for ice. You know, to avoid watering it down...
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
Nah, soak the real fruit in brandy for a few days beforehand. Nothing like an apple shot hiding at the bottom of your drink.
werwerwere
Alternatively soak the fruit in Cointreau :)
LMNOParis
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p0ck3ts4nd
I AM an alcoholic (sure, a functional one). I also associate with many other alcoholics. None of them spend this much time on a drink.
jewcanoe
nope. we took alcoholic fruit once [to take into a waterpark where we couldn't bring bottles] but it was just soaked in a bucket of vodka.
jewcanoe
we also went to the bar first and drank in the morning before we went, because alcoholics, so the fruit was just to keep the buzz.
amaroyui
Waste of a good watermelon.
ohohimwithstupid
God that Sangria must be so so so good I think I can taste it through this monitor..
AnnoyedOverlord
CaptainJackSbarro
Or, you know, chop the watermelon, toss it in a bowl and soak in tequila over night... saves a bit of space...
criticallyacclaimedfuckwad
Aaaand.... AA was a waste.
SwedishHouseFurniture
Rum Ham?
Jelloo
"You're eating your liquor now?! Now thats genius!"
EndiSky
http://38.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvhb9yH0w1qavq2fo1_500.gif
Counterfit
Ham Rove
69tigers
MRW I am too young to buy liquor
screwusernamesimapotato
I know that feel
XIIIm
You're never too young if you know where to go.
69tigers
I know. It's just an inconvenience.
Kalen
Perks of being the youngest of 5
MrDragonfyr
Oh another set of fucking gifs to explain something useful. That il never use.
edwardelricsnipples
...Eh. *funnels Everclear into own ass*
godzillasgreatleader
Hooiser?
caunphety
That's dangerous yo
PooPculture
Buttchuggers UNITE!!
Thongy
The fact that your name is "PooPculture" makes me not doubt in the least that you've tried this before.
FridgeCat
RIP
11shutupbabyiknowit
Thats 1 of a 1000 ways to die .The liver is pretty important apparently.
lpooptoomuch
I don't need fancy gimmicks to pour alcohol down my throat
jewcanoe
right? i'm a bartender and i'm looking at this shit as major overkill.
walnutbreath
1/2 That sangria recipe is shit. Don't add OJ, but do add triple sec and brandy. And make sure to use a dry red wine to offset the
bexybexy
Bobby Flay recipe FTW. http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/bobby-flay/white-peach-sangria-recipe.html
adp5025
that sangria recipe looks like; http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3y4TYfx9fLaefawDXRL60O1rlMbvAgGjzzni2y_MjX-hg4hUl
ZaphodsFriend
Orange liquor is bloody gorgeous with sangria. I also had it with apple juice once, so good
ChickenandFishMakesAGreatDish
Pro tip - soak the sliced fruit in the brandy for at least a day beforehand. Apples, pears and grapes work best. Stay away from soft fruit
schmeagletheregalbeagle
Dis. I like dis. And sangria.
walnutbreath
2/2 sweetness of the fruit and sugar.
DrChub
2/2 wet, wet tears that are streaming down your face as you drink a whole cooler of sangria to yourself.
Swagrid6969
+1 WE NEED MOAR UPVOTES!
Choscura
I'd use mint + lemongrass, caramelize fruit, palm sugar. I'd also add brandy, and wine == 1/2 cabernet and 1/2 shiraz (full + dry).
LeslieElaine
I'd be in love
thefirstofhername
I always put gingerale in my sangria, I might just really fucking love gingerale though...
walnutbreath
Yeah, I tend to do that sometimes to, but you have to cut back on the sugar that you add.
BobbumManInHisBobbumVan
people drink red wine that isn't dry? fucking plebs
axelasdf
It might not be dry, and it may come in a box, but it's cheap, and it works.
bythetimeyoufinishreadingthisyouwillhaverealizeditsaysnothing
Yeah. I raised an eyebrow at the margarita recipe too. No simple syrup--triple sec, preferably nothing cheap.
tupacshomie
Simple syrup is pretty common in ritas.
millicientbystander
Argave syrup works well if anyone wants an alternative
marquisdechocula
Argave syrup is what pirates use, along with the limes, which prevent scurvy
LithiumXIX
YES! As a bartender, fruit dy noth make the sangria, BOOZE make the sangria
icanspeakdinosaur
Tequila has too much of a buttery texture to be infused into a watermelon. It would not turn out well. Also, watermelon's flavor is too mild
LeslieElaine
Substitute Vodka in watermelon, then freeze the second day. Yum!
hazezu
Yeah wouldn't be rhe best drink, but if tour un college you justo need the drunkedness part tequila Will give you
catwithacat
Yes that.
LaBotte
commenting for futur sangria ....thanks
FinallyRElephant
Add lemon and lime too. And none of the fruit besides the orange
NeckPlant
2/2 victim before penetration.
drewtender
bitters and/or a spicy sweet vermouth also add nice depth of flavor
Lurkermego
2/2 lack of color. eh I tried.
LithiumXIX
As a bertender. YES!!! Sangria is sangria, not because of fruit, but because of BOOZE
forResearchPurposesOnly
So much sugar=Headache in a glass.
ibroketheinternet
Why the fuck would any of you ruin red wine like that?! Fucking uncultured heathen swine!
TrunkMonkeyUSMC
1/2 Here here! I soak half the fruit with Brandy or Vodka and pummel the other. Mango is a must in cooler sangria. Freeze the grapes....
TrunkMonkeyUSMC
2/2 ... To use as ice cubes. Instead if sugar and OJ us Citrus Fresca. Busts a nut in your mouth every time. Hit of the summer parties.
TrunkMonkeyUSMC
Oh, 3/2!! And cranberry pomegranate juice!! The ratio is 2 parts wine 1 part juice 1 part fresca. (2:1:1)
TugAndChug
Thank god someone else knows that Sangria is more than just wine and fruit...
pandasaurusrexx
Could I add brandy and a dry white wine?
averagesizedbirdhouse
SangrÃa is red wine and peaches or something similar, plus a second or third fruit for flavour. Period. Anything else is extra.
NellRaiser
Alternatively: just pour vodka into the gaping void of your heart.
hypotenoose
Pls
Ravenandthemoon
You're funny I love you.
martymcflyindahouse
Good man. I'm on your side.
cookiemcjingles
That's what I do.
mymomthinksimspecial
gaping. hehe
LoganEcholls
FrellingFarbot
Classic Kramer
ILikeNewEnglandBeer
Or into another gaping void
rebeck10
http://gifatron.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/clear-alcohol.gif
jsktrogdor
This recipe might be a little more your speed:
ForbiddenFreedom
Lol
gone2fishagain
Why even dirty the glass. Save time, drink from the bottle.
ImOutOfSpace
I get sick just from thinking about that, i'm so far from being russian it's crazy.
NellRaiser
Looks good, might try it on the weekend.
jackketch
I'm pretty sure that's a tuesday night kinda drink
amishcannoli
The tea residue is for subtle flavoring. It's fancy and shit.
ButIDidntDieThoughItWasAJoke
Where's the egg?
teeshady
I acually drank a 0.5l bottle from a cup in one go... it wasnt fun. Half of it came out right away and the rest sorta made me sleepy
whydoeseveryonehaveacoolusernameexeptme
Ahh...russian cuisine. The best kind of cuisine.
KraftDurchKoelsch
No real Russian would drink that peach crap. Good for mixing though
BradleyCooper123456789
I meet people and drink alcohol.
aryasnark
Sounds about right. Substitute tequila if you're feeling festive
Spanked84
Already do.
jaminjimmyjames
Mom?
NellRaiser
Jimmy go back to your room!
kissmygrits
a good motto to live by!
AlrightLetsGetAName
i like to pour vodka in the gaping void of my heart. .
mmmerf
Try it with scotch!
CallmeWrex
Damn, it's like you've read my to-do list!
baconbeerandbooks
that's what i do
Bsmyth
You can also pour it up your butt. . .
azurepenguin
wow much deep very sorrow much regrets
a3sir
Whiskey. Far greater varieties of good whiskey
OfSkotfre
Every fucking night.
Islander255
I prefer vodka in the gaping void of my asshole. :)
AndrejZlatkov
don't fprget to make it as cheap and nasty as possible
stevetehpirate
TIL my mouth is connected to my heart.
bghozali
Or whiskey. Counter productive but it helps you sleep at least?
skizzit
Legacy91
Flight with Denzel Washington. Good movie.
helpidontknowmyname
I saw my mother-in-law do this once. Then she put the lid on and calmly walked away.
sprayfartmaster
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GreatYouHaveChosen
thought they were all steps in the same drink
EndiSky
I just updated w/ titles, hopefully that clarifies things!
acme64
it disappoints more than anything, really
EndiSky
No one said that it CAN'T be! http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/bbb.gif
mrobnoxious
Who the fuck has room in their fridge to put a bottle sticking out of a watermelon?
jpsnow
No need for it to be cold leave it on the counter!
photomas
american fridges are bigger. lol
ArchieDukeShotAnOstrichBecauseHeWasHungry
Ask any student. They'll make it fit.
nipperthomas
put the watermelon in a cooler and pour ice around it?
Warranty
I am poor. I have room.
punforaname
We have one giant older fridge in the cellar, anyone wanna parks their melons?^^
alivicwil
You can always pour, re-plug the hole, let it sit/absorb, then pour again. (Did it with vodka for my 21st)
thgrlwndr
College students.
M0MUS
Let's see... bottle of ketchup... beer... yeah I think I have room in here if I move the body
fragtore
People who aren't students often have this. I have.
history0784
You really learn to perfect it in college though. Lots of trial and error for science!!
slightlylucid
You make room.
howdoyouspellyourlastname
You make room.
vitfall
Who the fuck wastes a perfectly good watermelon?
Lugh314159
who the fuck things tequila watermelon is a waste?
AssManProctologist
my fridge is unplugged because I don't have anything that beds to be cold.. not by choice I'm just poor lol
getthismanabeer
Keep the door open so it doesn't get funkified.
AssManProctologist
needs*
Mirage009
Make room, foo.
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
well, watermelons don't have to go in the fridge, neither does tequila, they probably left it on the counter until it was all soaked up.
GuyInTheBack
Guys, I found the life of the party
UsingaLongRelativelyEasyToReadUsernameForaHigherChanceOfUpVotes
Well excuse me... i just wanted to answer the question ;-;
minminminmin
"Poor people dont lack money; they lack imagination." - Albert Einstein
HappyCakeDay
Rich people. ..duh
meddlinpenguin
well, not with that attitude.
jdrocker45
Cut the watermelon into pieces, put them in a container, shrink wrap, and marinade in the fridge over night.
myr14d
Enh. the shelves in most modern fridges are modular. So you just take the middle side one out and put the thing on the bottom shelf.
BeeziBee90
I was about to say that before I saw your comment.. I can move mine for all different sizes it sure comes in handy!!
TheChinamanIsNotTheIssue
Alcoholics.
lncuffs
every time I've tried this..it tasted like shit...ruined SEVERAL watermelons and vodka bottles.... :(
TheGirlWhoCouldntEven
My apartment fridge does....and its not even that nice of a fridge.
drita247
I have a walk-in fridge. jelly?
ColoradoCattleCo
Tip for the melon: don't forget to rotate the melon on occasion or all the liquor just sits in the bottom 1/3 and none on top.
castawayisland
This may sound stupid but rotate how? Like cut another hole?
ColoradoCattleCo
You have to make sure the opening of the bottle is in there real tight and just lay it on its side
Warranty
You could push the plug back in, make a new hole on the other side, flip it over into a bowl (with the other side saran wrapped) and yes.
Gram2021
This sounds like an excellent point that is worthy of mention.
cheddachedda
Can you just chop the watermelon into pieces and marinade it in the tequila afterward?
jewcanoe
you can do it with other fruit, we always use vodka though.
DKasz
Tried to make this once and let it sit over a weekend, rotating whenever we thought of it, the middle was completely saturated in vodka so->
DKasz
we scooped it all out, put it in a giant pot and mixed the dense pieces with the less-so, and make watermelon-vodka soup.
Guod
This makes waaay more sense
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Right now my fridge is just butter and beer. Yes I'm single.
FoxInSoxInABox
I'm not single and mine still looks like that. LOL
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
I have 5 different kinds of mustard, and little bit of half-and-half for my coffee. that's about it.
jezzabelle
This. But I think there's some bread and maybe some shrimp sauce in there too
Pmarisol08
Me too!!! 2 sticks of butter and beer
BluebellsandGooseberries
Same, man! I think there's also a shallot in the back from when I was feeling adventurous
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
No matter how often I forget to buy... You know, proper food. There's always beer, there's always butter.
PrettyflyforaJedi
That's like 5 food groups
eggtart
#singlesunite
AdventureOn
Sup?
CountryGinger
I'm single too. But I'm a cook. So. Anyone NOT wanna have an empty refrigerator?
Andbrie86
No hot sauce?
obsidian3339
No bacon? :(
KillZombieRUN
I'll be back with a butter beer related harry potter gif...
RolandLovecraft
Make Butterbeer silly.
professorfuzz
What beer are you stocking tonight sir englishman?
AnotherImgurianEnglishman
Oh nothing fancy, a few London Prides and a couple o' these
KraftDurchKoelsch
Oh, good one!
professorfuzz
Nice, love me a good german wheat, IPAs myself tonight. Cheers
hyrulebound
2 beers, stick of butter, and a brita. need to restock.