ThatChixx
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Sep 17, 2016 11:03 AM
ThatChixx
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TheEponge
My skin only has two states. Vampire and burnt tomato
WhileYouWereReadingThisLongNameIstoleYourCookies
I prefer pale skin over tanned
FabulousOtters
sauce?
timeflatcircle
My face stays red for two hours minimum after any cardio whatsoever.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
It's so bad, mine's like that too! I tried taking super cold showers, but that does nothing. I can't exercise before going out anywhere nice
Yaira
I have tan skin but I still get red really easily. Not just blush red, actual "Oh my god. ARE YOU GONNA DIE?" type of red.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I don't just turn red, I turn red in blotchy patterns. Once I was presenting and someone asked me if I was okay because my skin looked sick
scarywaffles97
When I was little I used my pale skin to fake sick. Every time I said I didn't feel well, the teacher would go "yeah you look pale."
onepinksheep
Zlimeshili
https://31.media.tumblr.com/919c7def926a50f796ee0ac9c4fe655e/tumblr_inline_mzu1ttP7SP1rldl5d.jpg
EtiolatedRaven
I'm pretty pale, so like just avoid the sun sounds like a good weekend plan.
2141bc
Fair (pale) skin used to be considered as beautiful. The more pale you were, the more beautiful you were.
1234canIhavealittlemore
I think I need a new definition of "problem".
ZombieHugsAreBestHugs
If I look at the sun=freckles. If I go out into it=boiled lobster. Even with spf black hole.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
I often wear SPF 100. It does prevent a lot of the burning, but I'll tan with it. It's ridiculous.
CorneliusCornwall
Pale girls are cute
JackVanFrost
Happy to find someone who agrees with me.
CheerfulChemist
Who's the artist?
SaucyWinkWonk
sauce please
Phayzzer
The face powder I use is translucent... That's how pale I am.
brumbievan
I've got a family friend that buys the palest foundation powder her favorite brand has... and adds something to make it more pale
TinyPear
I do that too! Glad I'm not alone lol
rudestcanadian
I'm half French. My Ukrainian grandma used to always ask me why I looked so sick all the time because I have fair skin.
hoofbeatsandsnowflakes
My grandma does that to me. She's Italian, but I've part Irish and all the italian genes skipped me
bobyran
I absolutely love girls with pale skin...
ThatChixx
High five
MermaidPrincess
I tell pale people that they are just creamy. They seem to like it when I tell them that.
Talmorean
GINGER SKIN FTW! (Not really, I blister everytime I sunburn.)
Iforgetmyusernameeasily
Pale girls are pretty though, a pale red head? Now that's sexy
Jerthanel92
Pale brunettes though
maddoggaylo
I find pale chicks really hot for some reason
ThatChixx
reason no.1: THEY HAVE PALE SKIN
maddoggaylo
Can't bet that logic
ThatChixx
ofc you cant :D
Catzetan
Pale skin here, pale as shit, whenever I laugh for more than 10 seconds everyone thinks I'm crying because my face goes red, fuckit
jpasco2013
Pale skin is sexy skin in my opinion...
ImmortalAzrael
Agreed.
BedraggledGoof
Seconded.
fogeck
I don't know what about it but pale skin is super attractive.
HerWords
Thank you. A rare opinion these days but very welcome.
doublem235
Fuck no dude. Pale is hot af
KillerTofu615
There are dozens of us!
HarcosXP
Same! I have naturally tan skin but i love me the sight of porcalean skin
AllTheDopeNamesWereTaken
My wifes very fair and honestly I find it pretty attractive. I thought it was just me.
IncognitoPanda
Ever been to China? You become a sex god!
poronkusemania
BookWyrme
Wut?
poronkusemania
You don't like the fleshed out Lenny face?
TravianTrav
aegis27
The difference between a friend, and a best friend.
StaleMeme
BenOwings
That is so fucking cute!
Askerith
http://imgur.com/bBio5
AroAce
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StaleMeme
ZuffsStuff
Username checks out
YouCapturedMe
Jondor*
Insomnia297
John Dorian*
IDidNotHitHerOhHiMark
Did no one get this joke?... Okay.
MrRandom314159
Gif/Jif?
NitranAlpha
I think so
thatmangodude
It was an innocent joke and you don't deserve the hate... but you're still wrong you shitter +1
YouCapturedMe
shrugs
BrontTheGoodBoy
Listen, Legoland...
BridgetoTerabithiawasshit
Quit downvoting him. It's a solid reference to an outstanding gif, you bandwagoning, unoriginal shitwanks.
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YouCapturedMe
Thanks, but we'll let it slide today.
Insomnia297
They downvote him but upvote you. Imgurians sure are fickle creatures.
AnIntimateGatheringOfCrocodiles
Why the hate people?
YouCapturedMe
Idk
ShinyBottom
I've been assured that my extremely pale skin is actually not the most unattractive thing about me!
ParaBailarLaBamba
I really like it!
fireeternal
As a pale person, i love my skin colour.
Arcian
No, that would be your Nickelback collection.
Frapa
I came here to say that Pale skin look extremly hot...but..seem I'm abit late for the party!
dylan16hl
No that's your face. ohhhhh
YourTypicalFriend
I'm a dark tan dude and if we make a kid our kid can be a normal looking person
thatonelostraspberry
Yea i had a girlfriend in highschool,no blemishes on her skin, even pale everywhere. I called her my porcelain doll, pale people are nice
MayForever
If you go to asia, especially to countries where whitening is a thing, your skin color is the most attractive thing lol
carebearsandstares
its sexy, pink everything.
Foundling108
Is @ShinyBottom a reference to your pale skin, or is it a brag?
Argofuckyourself
I can assure you it's extremely hot.
someswedishgirl
Well, what is?
CadenTheGreat
I went after the pale girl at work. We are now engaged and getting married next year. Pale skin is sexy don't ever think it's a bad thing.
soulman901
Id take one and ring it myself
PubstarHero
Username related?
Wolfyboy
Username relevant? And yeah pale is hot as fuck but maybe that's just me
InfiniteSynapse
Pale skin is never a bad thing. Heck, all skins are attractive (except unevenly colored).
Raig228
Hey; colorful patterns can be fun, too!
youfromthefuture1
My Swedish skin gets so pale and translucent in the winter you can practically see my internal organs. How's that for attractive?
fireeternal
uh... are you ok?
youfromthefuture1
I'll let you know in January when I can see my liver.
WhatzitTooya
Why do you think the old masters carved their sculptures predominately out of the fines white marble they could find?
FjordFiskursson
If you had lived in the 18th century, your pale skin would had made you hot as fuck.
racerxonclar
I find pale skin sexy as fuck. So put that in your confidence pot
Jonesy343
What about super pale guys? :/
theoldlickaroo
Flawless porcelain skin is beautiful... unfortunately most of us aren't flawless and any blemishes look 100 times worse on pale skin!
TheOtherBrotherOfTheMotherOfDragons
Flawless porcelain skin would be unnatural and creepy as all hell
Arconyte
Speak for yourself. Freckles and moles look just as good. It's like saying Picasso is better than Rockwell. To me, they aren't comparable.
theoldlickaroo
I said blemishes, not freckles and moles, you dope.
Arconyte
Technically speaking, they are blemishes. https://imgur.com/Lze1fPW
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Saaaame.
FANGSUP7
Ditto with this bloke. Some dudes or lesbian dudettes find pale skin very attractive.
Hoenet
Do pale men have a chance?
purplepandasquad
I like pale men... Unfortunately i AM a pale man, so this might not be what you were looking for.
FemaleINTJ
Husband is pale, i love it. Cousins husband is pale as well and she loves him. No worries.
SwingAwayBatter
No. Sorry bro.
Hoenet
Damn
ThatChixx
i have super pale skin, so i dyed my hair black,and always wear red/maroon lipstick, so i don't really care what they say....
PenisShapedPoops
You're either goth or trying to look like Snow White.
eskimojoeshow
TheRedBeniamin13
Marry me. I'm good at cooking and cleaning and French kiss.
ThatChixx
ye..i was married since i was born so ye...
chakarakarama
Snow White? spent a little time in Kyrgyzstan & the women there looked like that. Pale, jet black hair, nice eyes. Russian/Arab/Asian mix.
ElonMustToke
that is actually extremely attractive. keep doing you
PoppaBigBear
Cara mia!
Justapartofyourimagination
So my type then. Gotcha
Chillingworth
Sounds like Elizabeth from Burial at Sea.
randomweirdness
marry me Morticia
ThatChixx
(lol she's my idol) xD
Mayokopp
now kith
randomweirdness
I always had a thing for Wednesday (Christina Ricci version)
Lambourtitty
Hey, but super pale girls can rock ANY colour lipstick!
ThatChixx
true, i am trying black
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ThatChixx
Ye, morning.....uhh thanks? Have a nice day too.
flaccidfather
Your reaction I assume. Haha
ThatChixx
hehehe ye sorta xD