Leonardo DiCaprio Breakup Jokes

Sep 1, 2022 3:02 AM

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I mean... as long as theyre consenting adults who the hell cares? Its not like he's buying kids like politicians do

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Thanks for making me feel old at 28, lol

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Leo is his own little Menudo or Logan’s Run

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#17 €10 says he just looked up a tweet from the last time this happened and copy/pasted.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

I'm only in my 30's and I can't imagine dating somebody under 25 at all, what would you ever talk about?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Men who date under 25 year olds when they’re 47 don’t want the women to talk.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Perhaps it's the age Kate Winslet was when she told him that it will never be! /S

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I thought he was gay and the model girlfriends a cover; helps lift their career while keeping up the heterosexual appearance for Leo ?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Didn't he bite this joke from somewhere?

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Maybe it’s because he knows that if they want kids they’ll be wanting to get started soon and he can’t be putting them off for any longer

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Maybe he could date 3 people with the average of all years being <25

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 6

No, don’t do that. The best outcome from that is him dating three 25 year olds.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Hey if he keeps finding cute <25 chicks who love him for his...personality then that's his and their choice I suppose.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

#19 I... wish I could believe this to be true. This would almost be a good comedy movie right there.

4 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 1

An Inconvenient Truth 2: We already fucked the climate, might as well fuck you too.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

... fuck me I'd watch it

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

#1 Habemus pussy

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Unpopular opinion... As long as his ex's are fine and he didn't emotional or physically abuse them, it's none of my fucking business.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

That said some of the jokes are fucking hilarious.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, it's hilarious to see people so up in arms over two consenting adults. The pearl clutching is real

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4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Honestly i 100% thought she was in her 30s-40s based on some hollywood ladies.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I'm 51, my daughter is 30 yo. I would never,ever date a girl as young as my daughter.

4 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 5

What if you had a son?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good choice

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#14 got a little old after the first few. What's bvb?

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

German soccer club.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That's also the age when women who don't want to marry or have kids, start wanting to marry or have kids. To some it's a dealbreaker.

4 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 2

I asked my now husband two weeks in if he wanted kids. I was falling in love but if he didn’t I’d have to break up. Thankfully he didn’t run

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good point. There's that whole thing for childfree women of "oh youll change your mind, biological clock at late 20s!" etc and its a gamble.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not always that, sometimes women start wanting those around that age. Nothing wrong with going separate ways when couple's needs don't meet.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah I meant that there is the idea that it's going to happen, and odds are a woman will change her mind. Better a breakup than a divorce.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

True.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The most recent GF was the daughter of his friends and he met her when she was 12.

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Get this more upvotes

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gross.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Eww.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

If I met a boy at 12 he would forever seem a kid to me. God some men are just fucking disgusting.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

I wasn't aware this was a trend.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Huh. 8 girlfriends and they all don't make it past 25. I don't normally care who celebrities date, but this does look a little creepy.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wasn't aware people cared? They're not helpless young teens, they're adults. They can vote, sign up for war, make children.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As in I wasn't aware of him exclusively dating women younger than 25. I don't pay attention to who celebrities date because I don't care.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this common with him?

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4 years ago | Likes 60 Dislikes 0

Wow, this is the data i wanted to see. It seems he has a type.

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Whoa I didn't know he dated Blake lively. So she dated him then one year later married Ryan Reynolds. Damn.. He showed her the light I guess

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Thats a nice looking graph

4 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

#16

4 years ago | Likes 202 Dislikes 1

good reaction +1

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm taking your meme

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I'm taking yours. For the Belt!

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Beltalowda!

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sauce?

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Edited clip from The Expanse, great series and even greater books!

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

I'm still mad they cancelled this show... twice.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

The books are great.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Best sci-fi show in ages

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Which show?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Expanse. Amazon Prime.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh! That’s been on my watch list for a while. Had no idea it got cancelled multiple times. I thought I’d heard the series had completed?

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It finishes where the books start to get interesting.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The show has adapted the first 6 out of 9 books, and the last 3 are the most interesting, so they canned the show at the worst poss. time.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Me trying to care about Leonardo's dating life

4 years ago | Likes 514 Dislikes 9

True, but I think it's alright calling out shitty behaviour

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Everything I know about his dating life I just learned from This post

4 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

Me neither, but the punchlines are funny as hell imo so it's "arbitrary context" not "irrelevant gossip" to me

4 years ago | Likes 84 Dislikes 0

Meh, I'm bored of "Hollywood is just pedos" jokes. Not saying 25 makes him one, but..

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

Some are funny. I especially love the ones that infantilize grown women to further the joke.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

The ones about the prefrontal cortex fully forming? That's an actual thing, doesn't fully form until about mid 20s.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If that meant anything real, then why are 24 year olds allowed to be adults? Shit, my nose won’t stop growing until the day I die. ??‍♂️

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like one of the biggest reasons why young adults tend to be bigger risk takers than someone in their 30s

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is actually very visible in something as simple as tracking vehicle accident rate by age group. The first major drop in accident rate

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As much as I love these, he can do whatever he wants. As long as they are not underage he should be ok..

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm the same age as DiCaprio and dating a woman that age sounds like work.

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I’m 49, imagine all the tik tok videos you’d have to be the camera-man for. Ugh

4 years ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 4

Not if your like Leo

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm that age and i agree

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Money helps a lot.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm only 34 and I would hate dating anyone under 25 and probably up to 30 if I'm being honest.

4 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah, 25-30 is hit and miss. Rarely do they have their shit together. I barely do now and I'm 34.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

When you are a filthy rich movie star it's not.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 3

Not when you've got his money

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He can afford a babysitter you know. Haha jk

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes I tried just to be friends and I could not keep up. They are just doing what kids do, party 3 days in a row. That would kill me

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 46, and I don't think I would have any issues dating a girl in her 20s, I am usually more in agreement with people younger than my age.

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 10

I'm 43 and my GF is 32. I met her I was 37 and she was 26. She was out of the party phase, educated and a mother. That made a difference

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

When I was 25 I dated a twenty year old and it was work even then.....to be fair I did marry her.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm joking she wasn't work at all. She's the single best thi g about waking up. That and the two kids we made.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She made you write that second part, didn't she?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A combination of love and guilt.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm a decade younger than him and I think it would be kinda creepy for me to date someone under 25...

4 years ago | Likes 81 Dislikes 8

Because it would be.

4 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 5

I just assume he's aromantic and dating women young enough not to expect him to commit romantically/emotionally.

4 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Then why wouldn't he pull a new to him girl every day instead of dating for 4 years? Interesting theory, still.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bad publicity and too much effort.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is way too many commemorative gift baskets.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

with a side order of "i am expected to date hot young women so i guess i will"

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That too. If women are super hot from 20 to 45, & start talking commitment in their late 20s then you break up at 25 to avoid commitment.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

We don't hear about *bad* break ups so they are probably mutual. The ladies probably outgrew him, commitment-wise.

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

NDAs are a big thing in Hollywood dating apparently. It's a very creepy thing to read about.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Shit, I'm 10 years younger than Leo and it still sounds terrible.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am sure it helps if you are rich.

4 years ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Does it? It doesn't create a shared frame of reference. Or a similar maturity level.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 2

I think the point was the money and fame means does the work for him and your stuff doesn't matter.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Exactly. I can't imagine what all these older men talk to their 21 year old girlfriends about? And vice versa.

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

He's a millionaire playboy. It's not about companionship, it's about having something pretty nearby while he does whatever the hell he wants

4 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

You think he’s talking to them? He’s got people for that.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mate, im 27 and the gf is 25 and i dont think its the age difference babbbyyy (weve been together for 7 years i can me this joke safely)

4 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 3

If you have to put it in brackets are you sure it’s safe lol

4 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Without i think words could be interpreted differently

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can you explain the joke? My friend doesn’t get it.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gotta give credit to a man who knows what he wants. Except in these cases. These seem weird.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Another take. Who the fuck cares what people do. Worry about your own shit and live your life. If it does hurt you, why do you care.

4 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 20

Caring about other people and openly judging their behaviour is part of how a society functions

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It's one of the worst parts of society.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 8

It has pros and cons like anything but it's the basis of all laws and the only cure for the tragedy of the commons, there are worse parts

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

I don't know, judging others who aren't doing anything wrong is kinda the basis of racism and bigotry

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I am 42 and dating -anyone- sounds like too much work

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 1

I go long stretches of not dating, dip my foot back in the pool, then remember why I stopped.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 41 and it is! Believe me

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Absolutely. Imagine listening to them? Unblock politics tag for a preview.

4 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 69

Outraged, lol

4 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 35

Hey guys, please leave a comment as you downvote. The politics tag block doesn't capture all of you. Cheers.

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 30

Agree lol

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 9

Watch out. They think they've weaponised fictional points.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 7

I'm 29, my girlfriend is 25 and we make fun of people around our age being whiny constantly. People just suck sometimes.

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Meh, it's just generally true when you're that age. I cringe at my own actions back then, but it all adds up to the person you are.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

ok boomer

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 5

Savage!

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I'm 37, don't make me go to Brooklyn!

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Always makes me cackle

4 years ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 0

One of my favorite lines, it's up there with the "What am I Lemon, a farmer?"

4 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 0

"I already have a drink so you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks ?"

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"my shoes are not gay!" "they are at least bi-curious"

4 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

His dating life is such a low hanging fruit that even Shapiro managed to pick one.

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All the other jokes mention 25yo. Ben's joke was just "huh huh they're young" which isn't quite as clever

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 11

Also obviously he's not going to his next girlfriend's birth, he'll have 3 girlfriends in between them.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Can't expect Republicans to get the difference between "she's too young" and "that's a literal child."

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah wish that wasn't here

4 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 6

Sorry an icky icky no good, very bad Jew was included?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 5

Funny how you're the only one that brought that into play

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not as funny as his joke

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Ad hominems aside, that was a good joke

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No it wasn't, it was crap. He doesn't date children, nobody's alleging that he's a predator, just that he dates 20somethings

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He’s know the girl he just dated since she was 11. He regularly gets with 18 yo models. I’m not calling him a pedo but the joke is funny.

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LEO WE KNOW IT’S YOU.

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