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LackadasicalGoblin
I mean... as long as theyre consenting adults who the hell cares? Its not like he's buying kids like politicians do
DaNylz
https://www.reddit.com/r/dataisbeautiful/comments/azjti7/leonardo_dicaprio_refuses_to_date_a_woman_over_25/
DanTh3Polak
Thanks for making me feel old at 28, lol
Blakeadelic
Leo is his own little Menudo or Logan’s Run
yifin
#17 €10 says he just looked up a tweet from the last time this happened and copy/pasted.
RaistMoPP
I'm only in my 30's and I can't imagine dating somebody under 25 at all, what would you ever talk about?
Nibbilynobbily
Men who date under 25 year olds when they’re 47 don’t want the women to talk.
allihearisnoise
Perhaps it's the age Kate Winslet was when she told him that it will never be! /S
evilvitaminP
I thought he was gay and the model girlfriends a cover; helps lift their career while keeping up the heterosexual appearance for Leo ?
Thresholdpush
Didn't he bite this joke from somewhere?
Nibbilynobbily
Maybe it’s because he knows that if they want kids they’ll be wanting to get started soon and he can’t be putting them off for any longer
lightfoot2
Maybe he could date 3 people with the average of all years being <25
FactWino
No, don’t do that. The best outcome from that is him dating three 25 year olds.
fennecbutt
Hey if he keeps finding cute <25 chicks who love him for his...personality then that's his and their choice I suppose.
geoffreyfourmyle
#19 I... wish I could believe this to be true. This would almost be a good comedy movie right there.
Ultratoxic
An Inconvenient Truth 2: We already fucked the climate, might as well fuck you too.
Soufange
... fuck me I'd watch it
Otomasoteraph
#1 Habemus pussy
adage009
Unpopular opinion... As long as his ex's are fine and he didn't emotional or physically abuse them, it's none of my fucking business.
adage009
That said some of the jokes are fucking hilarious.
markiel
Yeah, it's hilarious to see people so up in arms over two consenting adults. The pearl clutching is real
TheSealPushedMe
starrs3
Honestly i 100% thought she was in her 30s-40s based on some hollywood ladies.
Thewinterisstillhere
I'm 51, my daughter is 30 yo. I would never,ever date a girl as young as my daughter.
allihearisnoise
What if you had a son?
2graves
Good choice
DeadeicPrints
#14 got a little old after the first few. What's bvb?
ZeroUmbrellas
German soccer club.
primaveraish
That's also the age when women who don't want to marry or have kids, start wanting to marry or have kids. To some it's a dealbreaker.
Nibbilynobbily
I asked my now husband two weeks in if he wanted kids. I was falling in love but if he didn’t I’d have to break up. Thankfully he didn’t run
totallyrealname
Good point. There's that whole thing for childfree women of "oh youll change your mind, biological clock at late 20s!" etc and its a gamble.
primaveraish
Not always that, sometimes women start wanting those around that age. Nothing wrong with going separate ways when couple's needs don't meet.
totallyrealname
Yeah I meant that there is the idea that it's going to happen, and odds are a woman will change her mind. Better a breakup than a divorce.
primaveraish
True.
NancyReaganSchoolOfGawk
The most recent GF was the daughter of his friends and he met her when she was 12.
truflehunter
Get this more upvotes
Nibbilynobbily
Gross.
CatsandDnD
Eww.
Nibbilynobbily
If I met a boy at 12 he would forever seem a kid to me. God some men are just fucking disgusting.
jammer909
I wasn't aware this was a trend.
CatsandDnD
jammer909
Huh. 8 girlfriends and they all don't make it past 25. I don't normally care who celebrities date, but this does look a little creepy.
WilliamHuskerAdama
I wasn't aware people cared? They're not helpless young teens, they're adults. They can vote, sign up for war, make children.
jammer909
As in I wasn't aware of him exclusively dating women younger than 25. I don't pay attention to who celebrities date because I don't care.
Bakerysnake
Is this common with him?
Colopty
JustAFlamingoInDisguise
Wow, this is the data i wanted to see. It seems he has a type.
notDre
Whoa I didn't know he dated Blake lively. So she dated him then one year later married Ryan Reynolds. Damn.. He showed her the light I guess
PastureofMuppets
Thats a nice looking graph
geoffreyfourmyle
#16
LompHoofd
good reaction +1
xXCarpeNoctumXx
I'm taking your meme
FetchMyBrownPants
I'm taking yours. For the Belt!
Imdead124
Beltalowda!
ShlongaDonga
Sauce?
RemtonDulyak
Edited clip from The Expanse, great series and even greater books!
Arcian
I'm still mad they cancelled this show... twice.
DanBartStart
The books are great.
pritolus
Best sci-fi show in ages
iMcFly
Which show?
FreshwaterViking
The Expanse. Amazon Prime.
iMcFly
Ahh! That’s been on my watch list for a while. Had no idea it got cancelled multiple times. I thought I’d heard the series had completed?
DanBartStart
It finishes where the books start to get interesting.
Arcian
The show has adapted the first 6 out of 9 books, and the last 3 are the most interesting, so they canned the show at the worst poss. time.
xHabakkukx
Me trying to care about Leonardo's dating life
Srcsqwrn
True, but I think it's alright calling out shitty behaviour
Selekta
Everything I know about his dating life I just learned from This post
al3xinw0nderland0000
Me neither, but the punchlines are funny as hell imo so it's "arbitrary context" not "irrelevant gossip" to me
BlueLanternBraxx
Meh, I'm bored of "Hollywood is just pedos" jokes. Not saying 25 makes him one, but..
ByJoveByJingle
Some are funny. I especially love the ones that infantilize grown women to further the joke.
PenisOfDeath
The ones about the prefrontal cortex fully forming? That's an actual thing, doesn't fully form until about mid 20s.
ByJoveByJingle
If that meant anything real, then why are 24 year olds allowed to be adults? Shit, my nose won’t stop growing until the day I die. ??♂️
PenisOfDeath
https://www.urmc.rochester.edu/encyclopedia/content.aspx?ContentTypeID=1&ContentID=3051
PenisOfDeath
It's like one of the biggest reasons why young adults tend to be bigger risk takers than someone in their 30s
PenisOfDeath
This is actually very visible in something as simple as tracking vehicle accident rate by age group. The first major drop in accident rate
nimeton0
DaddyChillWhatTheHellIsEvenThat
As much as I love these, he can do whatever he wants. As long as they are not underage he should be ok..
Funcycle
OmenJones
I'm the same age as DiCaprio and dating a woman that age sounds like work.
Lulabel73
I’m 49, imagine all the tik tok videos you’d have to be the camera-man for. Ugh
rikipedia
Not if your like Leo
imabigasstree
I'm that age and i agree
AgamemnonsMemes
Money helps a lot.
Idonotkillpeoplethatismyleastfavoritethingtodo
I'm only 34 and I would hate dating anyone under 25 and probably up to 30 if I'm being honest.
SadHedgehog
Yeah, 25-30 is hit and miss. Rarely do they have their shit together. I barely do now and I'm 34.
DoctorNinjah
When you are a filthy rich movie star it's not.
nipplepanties
Not when you've got his money
Elmarrr
He can afford a babysitter you know. Haha jk
1stKinkyWizard
Yes I tried just to be friends and I could not keep up. They are just doing what kids do, party 3 days in a row. That would kill me
RemtonDulyak
I'm 46, and I don't think I would have any issues dating a girl in her 20s, I am usually more in agreement with people younger than my age.
spookyactionatadistance
I'm 43 and my GF is 32. I met her I was 37 and she was 26. She was out of the party phase, educated and a mother. That made a difference
Quoththeraver
When I was 25 I dated a twenty year old and it was work even then.....to be fair I did marry her.
Quoththeraver
I'm joking she wasn't work at all. She's the single best thi g about waking up. That and the two kids we made.
FCStevensV
She made you write that second part, didn't she?
Quoththeraver
A combination of love and guilt.
mn634
I'm a decade younger than him and I think it would be kinda creepy for me to date someone under 25...
notsorrythisunsucks
Because it would be.
eeps
I just assume he's aromantic and dating women young enough not to expect him to commit romantically/emotionally.
IamJacksComment
Then why wouldn't he pull a new to him girl every day instead of dating for 4 years? Interesting theory, still.
Badprenup
Bad publicity and too much effort.
thaaatsaccurate
That is way too many commemorative gift baskets.
TheRealFireFrenzy
with a side order of "i am expected to date hot young women so i guess i will"
eeps
That too. If women are super hot from 20 to 45, & start talking commitment in their late 20s then you break up at 25 to avoid commitment.
eeps
We don't hear about *bad* break ups so they are probably mutual. The ladies probably outgrew him, commitment-wise.
IamJacksComment
NDAs are a big thing in Hollywood dating apparently. It's a very creepy thing to read about.
clutchthepearls
Shit, I'm 10 years younger than Leo and it still sounds terrible.
MickeyTheHound
I am sure it helps if you are rich.
eeps
Does it? It doesn't create a shared frame of reference. Or a similar maturity level.
Easilyflustered
I think the point was the money and fame means does the work for him and your stuff doesn't matter.
eirebadboy
Exactly. I can't imagine what all these older men talk to their 21 year old girlfriends about? And vice versa.
CormacTheCat
He's a millionaire playboy. It's not about companionship, it's about having something pretty nearby while he does whatever the hell he wants
EndofDaisies
You think he’s talking to them? He’s got people for that.
TOOTSIEBUNS
Mate, im 27 and the gf is 25 and i dont think its the age difference babbbyyy (weve been together for 7 years i can me this joke safely)
TakeMeToFrontPageAndBackFiveTimesADay
If you have to put it in brackets are you sure it’s safe lol
TOOTSIEBUNS
Without i think words could be interpreted differently
Gaelwyn
Can you explain the joke? My friend doesn’t get it.
TheYoungerChrisEvans
Gotta give credit to a man who knows what he wants. Except in these cases. These seem weird.
Imademyselfsquirtle
Another take. Who the fuck cares what people do. Worry about your own shit and live your life. If it does hurt you, why do you care.
Khaliania
Caring about other people and openly judging their behaviour is part of how a society functions
markiel
It's one of the worst parts of society.
Khaliania
It has pros and cons like anything but it's the basis of all laws and the only cure for the tragedy of the commons, there are worse parts
markiel
I don't know, judging others who aren't doing anything wrong is kinda the basis of racism and bigotry
AbtachaAboma
I am 42 and dating -anyone- sounds like too much work
DeadOnionSaysWhat
I go long stretches of not dating, dip my foot back in the pool, then remember why I stopped.
Vitrum
I'm 41 and it is! Believe me
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Absolutely. Imagine listening to them? Unblock politics tag for a preview.
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Outraged, lol
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Hey guys, please leave a comment as you downvote. The politics tag block doesn't capture all of you. Cheers.
HairyWalrusWizard
Agree lol
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Watch out. They think they've weaponised fictional points.
HairyWalrusWizard
I'm 29, my girlfriend is 25 and we make fun of people around our age being whiny constantly. People just suck sometimes.
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Meh, it's just generally true when you're that age. I cringe at my own actions back then, but it all adds up to the person you are.
Nobody7713
ok boomer
DarknessfillsmyheartwithpainTIMMAY
Savage!
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
amyrose
I'm 37, don't make me go to Brooklyn!
thedudeman519
Always makes me cackle
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
One of my favorite lines, it's up there with the "What am I Lemon, a farmer?"
thedudeman519
"I already have a drink so you think he'll buy me mozzarella sticks ?"
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
"my shoes are not gay!" "they are at least bi-curious"
Colopty
His dating life is such a low hanging fruit that even Shapiro managed to pick one.
Wikipedo
All the other jokes mention 25yo. Ben's joke was just "huh huh they're young" which isn't quite as clever
GWJYonder
Also obviously he's not going to his next girlfriend's birth, he'll have 3 girlfriends in between them.
LCMcG
Can't expect Republicans to get the difference between "she's too young" and "that's a literal child."
2graves
Yeah wish that wasn't here
themissingventure
Sorry an icky icky no good, very bad Jew was included?
belindashort
Funny how you're the only one that brought that into play
themissingventure
Not as funny as his joke
ExistentialDreadlocks
Ad hominems aside, that was a good joke
KinetoPlay
No it wasn't, it was crap. He doesn't date children, nobody's alleging that he's a predator, just that he dates 20somethings
PrincessPicklebricks
He’s know the girl he just dated since she was 11. He regularly gets with 18 yo models. I’m not calling him a pedo but the joke is funny.
PrincessPicklebricks
LEO WE KNOW IT’S YOU.