MSelman
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TL;DR Random guy plans out our dream life together. Best line: 'financial breadwinner'
Jan 12, 2015 4:29 PM
MSelman
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peopleareidiots1
Lost me at Range Rover.
vonKaiser
lastargumentofkings
Pic 2: But you are only allowed one friend.
t1mman
By "working hard", you mean letting every hole on your body at the disposal of a "sugar daddy", right?
Teh4ChanHacker
"children running at our heels" - are they fucking dogs, or children? And Carrera Marble? Come the fuck on.
MSelman
Hahaha the feeling is mutual, running at our heels...hm, dogs indeed.
ElimTain
Response: 'k
MSelman
Frankly, i couldn't respond...I had no words
AnnieBahde
Wait is this his opening salvo? Or are you already in a relationship?
MSelman
Yes, this was his conservation starter...No, I'm not in a relationship
AnnieBahde
WHAT? Really? I guess you must not care for Piedmonte wines and a gaggle of organically fed, free range villa children ;)
MSelman
Hahaha yea, I'd rather support myself...and this was just too much
Teh4ChanHacker
fuckin' free range villa children, lol
VulgarGhost
That is a very elaborate fantasy world.
MSelman
I think my favorite part is financial breadwinner
VulgarGhost
Mine is when he says entertain our friend.
Teh4ChanHacker
"Care for some wine?" cracks me up every time I've read this.
MSelman
Hahaha yea, that's a great line as well :)
Zahnradfee
Plot twist: Writer has been born into upperclass and will definitely achieve this standard.
Teh4ChanHacker
No. People born into upper class don't mention the type of fucking marble they have in their homes.
Zahnradfee
Your point. :D