Mar 11, 2018 2:47 AM
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yappingcrow
Give it back to its parents, you monsters!
ssjalhazred
Someone show Benedict Cumberbatch this adorable pengwing.
ShittyAdmiral
Name it Grape.
Superchief86
It's just like me waking up for work.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Fresh outta Egg-town."
IamHalfrican
Im going to see that in 2 months!
Youmustrememberthis
Dude busted up outta that shell like a champion! You go, tiny penguin!
xplct
Oh another animal to be held captive for human pleasure how adorable! I hate zoos.
escrow78
I like penguins they seem sassy
thytriGod
Wellcome
EDarwin
So many shaky wiggles.
lordski
Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! I want him!! I would name him Oswald!! :D
FatBastardVegetarian
"Day 1: Still tired from the move." - the penguin, probably. (Steven Wright)
redtails2649
It’s... it’s a raptor!! Ahhhhhh!!!
SharkTurnip
Wonder what it would taste like.
helicotrema
I thought his first move after hatching was going to be to bite that guy's finger, like some sort of uruk-hai.
Jbelkin
Big freakin bird from tiny egg
OfficialJoeBiden
T-Rex birb
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Screw zoos. Not literally just monetarily.
Hurch
Probably came out saying (in penguin talk) Damn it's hot in here!
HatredandVitriol
What's Humboldt about them?
camprspecial
I mean, he was born in Portland
JennaLand
Can't you tell he's high?
ilikethechristianlife
"you bred raptors?"
Rifneno
Why did they even do that? Raptors are only a big deal BECAUSE of that movie. Before it, they were obscure as fuck.
TakuanSoho
Life huuuh finds a way.
theelvesoflothlorien
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - tiny pinguino
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
*"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
edissick
when you realize they took you away from the comfy blanket of nothingness and all you can do is scream
TheGreatPeru
Is a baby yawn
schmoodle
"The meatloaf!"
LanaDelReyy
“I’m fucking starving. Somebody feed me!”
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
MUM. MUMMY. MAMA. MUM. MUM. MOMMY. MUM...
sweawesome
I've got to goooo
WetBreadMan
NOOT NOOT
NVGoddesscottage
They can’t afford a more realistic habitat than latex and plastic?
Better than rocks in zRl
They seem to fix all the other exhibits, but the penguins get the shaft
anayar24
that duck have a funny looking head
SerialChillinSpree
If I crack an egg and something like this falls out into the pan for early morning breakfast, what do?
JunglePygmy
Quick, throw up into that guys mouth!
ephemerallylong
What a terrifying dinosaur
HeGotWeirdFetishes
I wonder what kind of poop it does
SarahDactyl82
The people want to know!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
bulk
Emineely
Where are the parents?
fierceredpanda37
Unless there was an issue with the female reflecting the egg, zookeepers are probably just checking and weighing baby before returning.
Metalhead47
It's... fuzzy! Oh c'mon, can't they take the gloves off? That little guy needs real physical contact!
Eabus
Human skin oil is horrible for bird feathers, probably the reason for the gloves.
Either it's only certain types of birds, or parrots missed that memo.
They missed the memo
FluentPenguin
Sh. Rub me.
Calcifiera
Rather, best use of username response
Best response
KyleBeach
Also it can imprint our scent onto the newborn, don't know if it's an issue with penguins, but some animals will abandon a newborn of they
think it smells fucky for some reason.
RedClaws23
That's an urban legend. There's strong scientific evidence that it doesn't happen that way with several species and no evidence it happens w
ith any
yappingcrow
Give it back to its parents, you monsters!
ssjalhazred
Someone show Benedict Cumberbatch this adorable pengwing.
ShittyAdmiral
Name it Grape.
Superchief86
It's just like me waking up for work.
BeckyLookAtHerButt
"Fresh outta Egg-town."
IamHalfrican
Im going to see that in 2 months!
Youmustrememberthis
Dude busted up outta that shell like a champion! You go, tiny penguin!
xplct
Oh another animal to be held captive for human pleasure how adorable! I hate zoos.
escrow78
I like penguins they seem sassy
thytriGod
Wellcome
EDarwin
So many shaky wiggles.
lordski
Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! Ohmygoodness! I want him!! I would name him Oswald!! :D
FatBastardVegetarian
"Day 1: Still tired from the move." - the penguin, probably. (Steven Wright)
redtails2649
It’s... it’s a raptor!! Ahhhhhh!!!
SharkTurnip
Wonder what it would taste like.
helicotrema
I thought his first move after hatching was going to be to bite that guy's finger, like some sort of uruk-hai.
Jbelkin
Big freakin bird from tiny egg
OfficialJoeBiden
T-Rex birb
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
Screw zoos. Not literally just monetarily.
Hurch
Probably came out saying (in penguin talk) Damn it's hot in here!
HatredandVitriol
What's Humboldt about them?
camprspecial
I mean, he was born in Portland
JennaLand
Can't you tell he's high?
ilikethechristianlife
"you bred raptors?"
Rifneno
Why did they even do that? Raptors are only a big deal BECAUSE of that movie. Before it, they were obscure as fuck.
TakuanSoho
Life huuuh finds a way.
theelvesoflothlorien
"Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" - tiny pinguino
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
*"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
edissick
when you realize they took you away from the comfy blanket of nothingness and all you can do is scream
TheGreatPeru
Is a baby yawn
schmoodle
"The meatloaf!"
LanaDelReyy
“I’m fucking starving. Somebody feed me!”
ihavenothingamusingtosayatthemoment
MUM. MUMMY. MAMA. MUM. MUM. MOMMY. MUM...
sweawesome
I've got to goooo
WetBreadMan
NOOT NOOT
NVGoddesscottage
They can’t afford a more realistic habitat than latex and plastic?
Jbelkin
Better than rocks in zRl
camprspecial
They seem to fix all the other exhibits, but the penguins get the shaft
anayar24
that duck have a funny looking head
SerialChillinSpree
If I crack an egg and something like this falls out into the pan for early morning breakfast, what do?
JunglePygmy
Quick, throw up into that guys mouth!
ephemerallylong
What a terrifying dinosaur
HeGotWeirdFetishes
I wonder what kind of poop it does
SarahDactyl82
The people want to know!
FirstThingThatCameToMind
bulk
Emineely
Where are the parents?
fierceredpanda37
Unless there was an issue with the female reflecting the egg, zookeepers are probably just checking and weighing baby before returning.
Metalhead47
It's... fuzzy! Oh c'mon, can't they take the gloves off? That little guy needs real physical contact!
Eabus
Human skin oil is horrible for bird feathers, probably the reason for the gloves.
Rifneno
Either it's only certain types of birds, or parrots missed that memo.
Eabus
They missed the memo
FluentPenguin
Sh. Rub me.
Calcifiera
Rather, best use of username response
Calcifiera
Best response
KyleBeach
Also it can imprint our scent onto the newborn, don't know if it's an issue with penguins, but some animals will abandon a newborn of they
KyleBeach
think it smells fucky for some reason.
RedClaws23
That's an urban legend. There's strong scientific evidence that it doesn't happen that way with several species and no evidence it happens w
RedClaws23
ith any