Goku
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The answer is Muffin button.
Nov 7, 2017 11:12 AM
Goku
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2348
88
The answer is Muffin button.
SuperMegaUltraAlphaOmegaHyperTurboBiggerLongerAndUncutGuru
Super Omega Kami Guru allows this
johndeyeti
....you're the salt of the earth, goku
AleksandrBlazkowicz
I'm just like anyone else, I pay my taxes one leg at a time.
lbrummels07
This is how I feel about patients and call lights
DerKonig
It took me a minute to realize the thing on the side of his head wasn't an eyeball.
nigglemaster
Earball.
tedshere
Wish I had one for my dog.
AlmostLikeIKnowWhatImDoin
I'm going to drown you like a sack of dumb puppies!
BenjaminPannell
B...but... why would you wanna drown puppies?!
coolaggro
Because they're cute and cuddly!
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
I traded Vegeta for this.
Juuks
is.. is the button a part of his hand?
Corona688
No.
Yogi707
Unipopcorn
I really tried watching these. But the shitty drawing style made me drop it after 20min.
DavidELD
He's not a dumbass, he's a retard.
coolaggro
I am the hope of the omniverse I am the lightbulb in the darkness I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger!
SendMeNoots
Man, if the child abandonment wasn't enough then Super makes you realize what a selfish dick Goku is.
UchihaAuggie
Hes also Saved the world and Universe a bunch, evens out I think...
reallynotmikepence
He lived by himself for years as a child with no one to guide him and then thrust into battle after battle. Not exactly a surprised.
TakamiStitches
Apparently Toriyama said Goku is mentally incapable of viewing anyone close to him as more than a companion, including immediate family.
Epicentr
Sauce me?
IronicUsername
The Tournament of Power makes you realize how much of a dick most characters are. Like half of them are fucking around and worrying [1]
SecretlyThreeDucksInAManSuit
Especially Zen Oh who beat out the body count of every single other villian in the DBZ universe in an instant.
S34N1C
Already has
IronicUsername
about selfish shit when they're quite literally fighting for the survival of their respective universes. [2]
jsnforce
Oh god yes! Like how 17 had to be convinced to fight, even knowing how if they failed, his stupid park ranger job wont matter for shit.
Whiskey461
Why is that bubble thing giving Goku a condom?
Goku
Hahahahahhaha laughed sooo hard it's fkn 3 am what you doin
MomImHigh
V:Either Frieza hit me into a delusional state or G:Or? V:POWER LEVELS ARE BULLSHIT
ParadoxicalSheep
Because any more of his superpowered kids would just fuck up the universe.
WhiteningMcClean
It wants that Sayian DNA
BishlamekGurpgork
Some things it is best not to ask.
Reiizm
So the bubble thing can come
fivefingernails
Well it did say to Goku to press it,and it will come...So I guess that's what Goku was expecting.
Seggs
"The fuck's a 'condom'!?"
boruto
"You said you had protection!" "I was wearing my armor!"
scatter
To prevent the spread of alien STDs, obviously.
OpticalPanda
V4n5ynk
That's Zen Oh-Sama, god of all. He can destroy and create at his will. And that button does exactly what he says it does. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
https://imgur.com/pMPqjTP
thealmightywalrus420
Crazy how the most powerful bring in the universe is cute as hell
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
No but seriously, how geek inducing was that fight between Goku & Jiren?
supercow82
I was straight up losing my shit during the build up to ultra instinct, then they didn't fuck around and just went for it!
supercow82
It was glorious
cyberpunxie
I really wanted to like this but gave up.
Goku
Nooooo!! The universal survival arc is soo good
cyberpunxie
I don't think that any part of it is bad, it's just that DBS didn't speak to me in the way that DB and DBZ did for some reason.
Jaqs
too bad he didn't get his fathers brains, he was a brilliant scientist
Corona688
Uh... No.
Miyamotofan
But a mediocre warrior.
UnapolageticallyMe
Iirc his father was just a grunt. I wanna say his father was Bardock but I don't remember its been a while
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Yes....that’s the joke. Bardock was never a scientist. One of the dubs said that because they thought western audiences wouldn’t like Goku-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
So they tried their hardest to turn him into anime Superman
FrankBrayman
Awww I was hoping for a muffin button :<
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
https://imgur.com/1fEkNjt
Goku
Xd
mordrul
And to think he wanted to dine on monkey soup.
coolaggro
Hype ebola mind chamber. Hyper glycemic crime chamber... Hype ebonix rhyme chamber!
StandardDeviant
THAT ONE WAS ON PURPOSE
HeLiesInDrink
9:17
GoldFrieza
That is why monkeys must be exterminated. And I will be glad to do the task
BishlamekGurpgork
The Zambeeze tribemen called it 'long pig'. Didn't much care for it.
Damon12144
Hohohohohohohoho
GoldFrieza
Hohohoho. Hello @Damon12144 .You will join me on a crusade to conquer the Multiverse. I need a new punching bag if I'm to grow stronger
blarglebrle
Username checks out.
GoldFrieza
I appreciate a man who pays attention. I'll spare you
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
Joke all you want Frieza... You're not dealing with the average Saiyan warrior anymore! I have finally become...The Legendary Super Saiyan!
LionOfRome
The immortal Iron Fist, protector of Kun-Lun*.
GoldFrieza
GoldFrieza
WarlocknLoad
Username checks out +1
Goku
Um hello?
GoldFrieza
Bye
evilgendo
EvillBob
Goku: the strength of God, the mind of a turnip.
narwall101
That’s why Superman would beat him in a fight
FelixG
Muffin button.
OzzyKnight
Well he did get dropped on his head as a baby. Off a cliff!
TheLettuceAndRabbertKlein
kerBamf
I didn't know I needed this, but oooh man do I.
awildcharmander
Sometimes he's smart though, like Homer Simpson. Maybe he has a senzu bean lodged in his brain
FChapeau
It's because of the broken bones. And the brain damage.
SkyrimForTheDragons
A very minor case of serious brain damage.
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
And the brain damage
StandardDeviant
And the brain damage. Oh hey, Master Roshi, when did you get here?
admiralawesome4213
When you play DND and only put your points into strength and dex and neglect everything else.
KobeBurger
I think he just plays the fool, so that people not only underestimate him but only depend on him for fighting. Chichi knows,
KobeBurger
That's why she's always upset. She knows he's capable of more, he just doesn't do it.
Aenkyr
A kaka karot even
KillingTlme
A very friendly, loving turnip.
notalurker777
Not just any turnip though, goku is a special turnip
Izzdelp
Baldrick special?
HaniiPuppy
Perfect.
fiddlewheelx
The Shortbus Turnip
thelaaaaaw
a super turnip
LordofSadFace
Youre not dealing with the average turnip anymore
FoxyEllie
super turnip god super turnip
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Super Turnip Blue
Kakakarrakeek
Ultra turnip
StaalTheNotQuiteSoUndefeatedAnymoreButNevermind
More of a carrot I would say
afutureme
Ka... Carrot..?
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
GRR BUT MY PRIDE I WISH I WERE A CARROT
spLagger
Seriously, his brother is more like a turnip, a radish actually.
CeatharLaoghgPT
Leave.
Chrisbronk
Leaf
pharoe
This is why I hate Sean semale. He turned goku from a dunce to Cyclops from the X-men
NotIrony
.......... Lol.
Goku
Just roll with it
pharoe
2 totally different characters
jsnforce
The insane, bullshit power gains in this show ruin it for me. Future Trunks, Goku Black, Frieza, all these nobody Sayians. Bullshit.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Why is it bullshit? Future trunks was more than 10 years older and trained by the supreme kai in that time. Goku Black is literally Goku.-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Those other saiyans were literally chosen because they’re the strongest warriors in their universe. The only one that’s BS is golden Freeza.
jsnforce
Future Trunks was base SS3 as only a SS2, but during the Black arc managed to power up to at least SSB level without actually attaining it.
jsnforce
Whatever sparkly nonsense he had going on.
jsnforce
Goku Black began the fight as a sub SS1, still stronger than SS3 equivalent Trunks. In a single fight he hits SS and is stronger than 2 SSBs
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
He's Goku mixed with a god. A pretty powerful one at that.
jsnforce
These other Sayians, comparatively passive, were able to attain Super Sayian in a single conversation.
jsnforce
It tooks Goku and friends years and tons of emotional trauma.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
True, but bear in mind, these Saiyans being more peaceful and human like also allowed them to tap into powers that the Universe 7 saiyans-
jsnforce
Android 17 put up a decent fight against SSB Goku, though hed been working as a park ranger for the past 8 years.
jsnforce
Last we saw him, he was even with Piccolo.
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
Decent fight? After years of training, 17 managed to exchange a few blows with Goku without being wrecked. And knowing how Goku fights, he-
ImHereToExplainTheJoke
probably suppressed his power to just enough of a level to keep the fight even. Plus 17 has literally unlimited energy/stamina.