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Jun 17, 2025 3:12 PM
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ProcrastinatingWork
Suspected Cyberpsychosis
5hane7rain
BattleTech Advanced: War crimes and light theft.
micuu
Remember: if the enemy are all dead, it's salvage not theft!
HumanFromPlanetEarth
Throwing bananas and shells at fellow motorists
Ronelyn
Deathloop and Cyberpunk, so...everything?
Trigfire
Environmental pollution, building without a permit, bunch of non-osha-compliant workplaces...
Oh, also creating and setting off unsactioned nuclear warheads. Factorio sure is a trip.
Thelolzknight
Add to that massive orbital deris feilds created by launching that many rockets. Wonder ir mining Mercury is a crime. Anyway
ImguriansFillMySaltReservoir
cousteau
So, your crime is honk?
TellusEidolon
Saving Tristram/the world from the prime evils. https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1aG9sb2Z3a29ya2hhczk4bG53aHpvZ3RveGpnZnF1aGpwcGlseThjbCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/lkdH8FmImcGoylv3t3/200w.webp
Lordhartley
Stay a while and listen.
Vikingtransgirl
was revisiting BioShock Infinite....
killing racists and nazis...
again
CrikShore
Saving Cain from Tristram
Fillask
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BStzCdbtRfQ
Lordhartley
Stay a while and listen.
Mooncalf99
Satisfactory, so probably a ton of OSHA violations.
thedill2000
FICSAS gets mad if you damage their property
cousteau
So the nationwide blackout in Spain and Portugal one month ago was you overloading the network?
knytehawkk
so...many...violations...
phobosorbust
just maybe don't mention how you equipped a possibly-not-100% rogue AI with bio-replication equipment, a spaceship and FTL before being abandoned on some alien hellworld as she violates spacetime...
Mooncalf99
Wait, OSHA has a rule against that? What's next, I can't build a hypertube cannon to launch myself and my 8,000 emotional support nuclear waste barrels into space?
mrmartini
https://imgur.com/1dzpgmM ... destroying ancient alien artifacts?
Thajurriesexcuesed
Shooting fascists.
mecalise
You went to war against America?
TellusEidolon
Ah, you visited castle Wolfenstein?
johnnydeeznutz
Indy?
echonite
You dont get arrested for being a hero.
vicvalour
You definitely do sometimes
cryxli
Kenshi - Kidnapping religious fanatics, stealing everything that isn't nailed down. But most likely I would get arrested for petting a Beak Thing. It's Kenshi, afterall.
eppykaze
FFX so Blasphemy and Anti-religion terrorism
Ashnak83
FXII for me, so stumbling through complex world politics while hating my coworker (really just hating Vaan)
factcheckmate
Same but in Witcher 3, against Eternal Fire
razalude
Love X!
Jensorius
FFVll so rebelling against the authorities, good couple these days
sunyudai
FFXII, so toppling an expansionist empire and piracy.
MrKNRJ
Helldivers 2, so.... it's going to be a life sentence
Radix865
Considering the life expectancy of a helldiver, that's not very long.
organiclife3
A life sentence of being considered a hero for managed democracy!
Linduvan
I've been playing the new 7 Days 2.0 so I guess murder? Does killing zombies count as murder?
Tyggna
Depends on who is in power
NightHouseAssociation
I love 7DTD
Chocolatecoveredmoose
It’s fantastic!
ThisNumberHasAName
It's one of my comfort games. Sometimes, I'll spend a whole week without leaving my rooftop base, just gardening, crafting, and perfecting my gyrocopter ramp.
Chocolatecoveredmoose
I neeeeeed to explore. I’ll spend all week off on my adventure then panic and have to find a suitable rooftop to survive night 7 on.
ThisNumberHasAName
For the first few weeks, I'd spend the 7th nights in a secondary temporary shelter near my primary so that I could build up my primary without it being targeted. A typical week would be: day 1-3: resource gathering, day 4-6 building/stocking my primary, day 7 fortifying my secondary, light resource gathering in the immediate area. Repeat as necessary until the primary is built to specifications.
BigBidiza
Beating up other peoples pets for their lunch money.
theskepticinme
Trapping a zombie to forever be assailed by snowballs allowing for the production of silverfish that I harvest for experience
Jelhammer
Diggy diggy, brother
theskepticinme
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJlbDI5eHhnZGEwbHNma3I3NDA1bWV0eG1hcW92NXR6dzEybWt0YTdpMyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KffdTQfewxdbKTGEJY/giphy.mp4
TheTeeminSteaminScreaminMemeinSemenCreaminDemon
Hm....playing....too many cards in 1 turn...??
(MTGA)
Leonon
If the summons are actually summoned from another plane then kidnapping, otherwise cloning.
SimpleGoings
Pressure washing Santa's workshop
Cinnia
Carving up entire squads of corpo security and fascist troops while collecting ill-gotten gains for the purpose of funny fashion.
shaeuldur
Your fashionframe is crisp, I am jealous
Poestis
Fashionframing and Dojo Decorating is the true endgame.
dreyfusslugado
Stabbing draugr.
Bigcurly2000
That's desecration of a corpse, straight to jail
dreyfusslugado
But the corpse was attacking me!!!
Markuspsyches
So, the desecration of a corpse.
Sullivanish
I was doing Dark Brotherhood quests in Oblivion this morning...
Smileallthewhile
Ooh I played Skyrim (was definitely in the dark brotherhood) and just started oblivion yesterday, so something to look forward to!
enderite
Practical application in the current world.
AnotherOneBitesTheCrust
Just stared the Dark Brotherhood today. Can’t wait to get to the whodunit!
alexburgers
Violating the laws of thermodynamics! :D (Oxygen Not Included)
SkronkieGrossburgers
Goddamit Meep, how did you get stuck up there!?! Again!? No frak you, you dig through all that abyssalite if you want to breath. I'm done with this, I'll just print a new you if you dont make it.
alexburgers
the last dupe death I had was indeed a meep who dug himself a ledge in the CO2 pit, and then turned out to be unconstructive, so couldn't even build a ladder to safety.
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
theft, murder, invading a foreign nation, looting, pillaging, use of torture, mass murder, genocide.
VodkaReindeer
clicking...
KommanderKayriel
Filthy Horde!
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
Horde? Ak'agthshi ma uhnish, ak'uq shg'cul vwahuhn! H'iwn iggksh Phquathi gag OOU KAAXTH SHUUL!
4sambucas
And what do you do in WoW?
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VodkaReindeer
"What do you mean you're not allowed to mount manatees?!"
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
oh, and loud noise complaints
Chocolatecoveredmoose
I just got back into WoW. No idea what I’m doing half the time. 🤣
TychoTheMad
That's literally just the Death Knight starting area.
olafthrig
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ZW54d21qZHBtejA3eTN2OTNhY2VuZmg3Y2F5bDIycXZxa2k4anVoNyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/iMudjLgyECBws/200w.webp
MrAsianGuy90
Um.... Too many digital tits?
NearEastMugwump
On the same person?
MrAsianGuy90
You're only allotted so many titties.
RevengeIsIceCream
Another fan of VNs perhaps? 'Cause I can relate...
MrAsianGuy90
lol Nooo It's an app I found. Surprisingly, even without the gratuitous nudity, it's actually kind of fun.
mcphailure42
Porns illegal man, you could just be arrested for porn. Or hiring a prostitute
MrAsianGuy90
ScottyDoesDev
Cloning alternate versions of myself that made different choices in life via a magical quantum computer.
cloudstrife046583000
I just beat the alters as well! That game came outta no where for me and was a great way to spend the weekend!
Linduvan
Wait, it's out now? Amazing news! I loved the demo, I can't wait to dig into it!
DJThuglifeSupreme
Spreading Democracy
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Arinoth
How about a cup of liber-tea?!
organiclife3
I had my liber-tea this morning and I can't imagine anyone who wouldn't unless they were a traitor to managed democracy.
ThisismyconfessionTherearemanylikeitButthisoneismine
GI Robot's eyes narrow.gif
ChareAndFlaff
Friendly fire is tragically unavoidable.
hickorybakedbeans
High-casualty missions imply the existence of low-casualty missions.
ChareAndFlaff
Every helldiver death is an unspeakable tragedy. This mission had fewer unspeakable tragedies than usual.
ClownishAntics
Palworld, I've been "collecting" human workers
cousteau
I just answered "bestiality" and called it a day. Enslaving humans isn't even the worst you can do there.
angryregistrar
Also Palworld. My ongoing efforts to build The Perfect Base means I prooobably won't get arrested, but I have a lovander in my base so that might happen anyway.
Willowofwisp
Fusing 5 humans to make a "better" one
MidasClaw
Wait you weren't arrested for trafficking rare and endangered animals?
angryregistrar
As long as you don't catch them on special islands law enforcement doesn't care.
cousteau
Look, that frigging island doesn't have a "do not trespass" sign.
angryregistrar
That'd be the big blinking "you are doing illegal things" thing in red that pops up when you go over there. I have spent. DAYS orbiting one of them hoping for a lucky jorm ignis. WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. yeah go away i'm doing it anyway
cousteau
Look, if I don't see a physical sign I'm gonna assume that's a glitch in the game, or the PETA guys messing up with my HUD. And that will be my legal defense.
AsheLake
Similar issue in Minecraft, actually.
Dragonspiller
Haven't you seen the news. The human workers are the most legal now.
mushroomking
I think the emphasis on involving balls in the hiring process might shift it back into illegal territory