weirdchickface
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Sends nudes or floofy cats. Thanks.
negansbutt
#1 I just like to match, doesn't mean anything
what047
c0smicj0ker
I wear matching sets all the time. Makes me feel pretty that day!!! Doesn't automatically mean I wanna sleep with anyone. Just sayin
LannistersSendTheirRetards
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
1# Some of us actually like coordinating our clothes. We arent all unorganized slobs who wear mismatched socks and underwear.
LonelyBrannigan
weirdchickface
Hey again!
AdmJota
#1 If you didn't decide to have sex, she's raping you. But maybe -- and this is just a wild thought -- you might have *both* decided to?
maximsk
I was hoping someone somewhere would comment on this.
SwarthyBastard
More like - both of you were open/prepared to have sex, and mutually decided to do it.
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
ok but now i'm curious, what DO you put in your mouth w/o swallowing? all I can think's a toothbrush...
whyWontKeiraKnightleyReturnMyPhoneCalls
... and an oral thermometer... dentures... mouthwash... floss... okay so a bunch of things i guess ...
superfeathers
I always have to match/coordinate bras and panties with each other and with my outfit. Doesn't matter where I'm going.
fortsibut
These are really, really unfunny. So kudos for that, I guess.
LiterallyAWizard
#1 I bet if I had been born female, I'd be the autistic nutjob that wears uncomfortable underwear everyday, simply because it matches
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Half of women do that
ExplainThisJoke
It would make me feel like a fancy lady, I'm sure
LeahUntucked
oh no way, comfort over all other considerations, unless I'm wrapping for special delivery :-)
LiterallyAWizard
Naw, I'm kinda loopy... I used to wear my black trench coat in 100+ degree heat in the desert, cuz I wanted soda and like my jacket too much
GenuineHappiness
Yes but imagine the cost... Bras are hella expensive, and having one for EVERY SINGLE PAIR OF PANTIES=EVERY SINGLE DAY?
GhostdogBlues
If you both didn't decide to have sex, one of you is a rapist.
gratefuldad
#25 redux http://imgur.com/1in2q5m
Kierbear2g
#1 just sounds *super* rapey.
UnicornofPeril
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that.
asm80dfa8sdfj
I was going to make a rape comment
nudistpriest
#1 isn't going to hold up in court.
Shargan8
Idk, let's see what happens with Cosby by the end of the trial...
GuardsmanMiku
nah it's not about rape, it means if she has a matching set she wanted to get laid when she went out, obv you could have said no still.
ThatITdude
http://i.imgur.com/wJ5fcq8
TheFirstCurse
exactly.
rgzdev
#1 makes it sound like the dude had no choice.
AVoiceOfReason
Do you have Aspergers?
rgzdev
If that's an honest question the answer is no. I have not been diagnosed as such. Only answering because sometimes I ask that sincerely.
fairybug
#7 Perfume tastes terrible. Don't put it where you want to be kissed.
pistachiomoustache
Alcohol base, yuck!
buffalosnowcrash
#1If they are matching then the woman planned on having consensual sex with someone that night. You were the lucky one she chose that night.
governmentgavemeagun
Only if the guy decides to, also. The post makes it sound like one of them doesn't get a say in it (super creepy/rapey).
ExplainThisJoke
ExplainThisJoke
also, did they leak them, or did you just give them to everyone already so it really doesn't matter anymore?
MartinhoDenHaag
2+ people aint much + its their body I suppose.
ExplainThisJoke
but you should be able to remember which photo you sent to which person. and you also shouldn't be sending them in such close succession 1/
ExplainThisJoke
that you can't remember. Also, I didn't say being a ho was BAD or UNACCAPTABLE. I just said you would be one
hesaidsarcastically
#1 as a man, so, I get to choose? I don't think so.
registeredtoproveimawesome
If you send so many nudes to so many different people you struggle knowing who has which you have different problems than who is leaking.
CaptainRaymondHolt
DutchymcDutchface
Haha NICE!
Cortezdelanoche
#1 you better hope she decided to have sex! Problems are down the road if she didn't!
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
http://imgur.com/SqGbRjX
Retsam19
"We gonna frick"
crispypancakes
Haha wot the fuck? Ok, jesus person, stop making cartoons.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
ok
somellama
#7 no guy wants to taste perfume, you put it on the veins so it radiates out (sides of neck and underside of wrists)
LeahUntucked
under wrists, not the neck if it's getting kisses later, back of the knee is also good, and doesn't get nearly enough kisses :-(
kissmyassets
Excuse me...I like being kissed on the neck.
somellama
so don't put it there, put it on the base of your throat. like makeup, less is more ; )
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Excuse me...I like being kissed on the base of the throat.
pistachiomoustache
Then don't put it there, put it in your hair.
kissmyassets
My memaw has a hair stain bleach spot from doing that.
kissmyassets
There we go. Lol
MartinhoDenHaag
Every girl does.
eggplant42
Protip, put it on the part where your legs and body meet too ????
somellama
like i said, no guy wants to taste perfume.
pistachiomoustache
That spot gets licked--I mean--kissed?
somellama
hopefully both, there are a lot of other applications that can be used that actually taste good. a friend told me.
cuttlefishsticks
#6 I actually can fit my hand down a pringles tube (And still grab chips, not just a helpless claw hand)
haveanothergif
are you Donald Trump
cuttlefishsticks
Nah
stupidskeleton
Oh, hi Barron.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
GrassAssassin
It felt so good when I did it with my penis.
lordofthedice
With your hand, too.
SonderingStrike
Yes, it felt so good when I put my penis in her *Looks at hand* Vagena...
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
#5 so are slow men working on the tight hole? Or are men working on the tight hole slowly?
stupidskeleton
You'd think if there was no entry without permission they wouldn't want slow men working on it but who knows these days
Gasnia
Yes.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Sooo... slow men working on the tight hole slowly?
LaTransDragon
This fits so perfectly. Bravo! 1+
Curiousone545
tivvybrixx
yo when shorty say 1.34 instead of just 1 you are in biiigg trouble. she had that timer running to hundredths of a second.
PilotC
She did too at some point.
LonelyBrannigan
Both sides :p
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
Cralus
it's really easy to get your hand to the bottom of a pringles can tho...
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
We have found Trump in disguise
ithinkiamanapple
You ain't feeling the bottom of that can though.
FistingWithJalapenoDoritoFingers
That's quitter talk, I've fisted rocks
HermeneuticalQuandary
When watching Empire Records back in the day w/ my gf, she pointed out that #1 isn't true for everyone. Some girls like to match.
RegularSizedRudy
Yeah, I always want sex and my bra and panties never match. Guess I've been half-assing it this whole time.
AVoiceOfReason
What does the movie have to do with that?
MissFortune
Not wearing a bra at all=no sex. Got it.
ChesusCrust
If my fiancé decides to wear a bra but can't find the panties, then she doesn't wear panties and vice Versa. She has to match.
Stanzara
Also, I thought all partakers of the Sex needed to decide to have it before it can happen.
The22ndDoctor
Damn the man! Save the Empire!
Billywonderful
IT'S REX MANNING DAY!
gahlwyn
It's called Empire Strikes Back lmao idiot
DocWino
The girl always decides.
strawhousepig
It does say "when you take off her clothes," not "when she..." It sounds like some date rape apologist bullshit.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Also, if the dude is taking her clothes off, he also had to decide to have sex. Nothing about it makes sense.
Billywonderful
Yes. But the point they are trying to make is the girl initiated sex because she knew it was going to happen when she dressed. He only hoped
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
You don't think she hoped? Trust me, the vast majority of girls don't just assume the guy will want to. In fact girls often wait for the /1
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
guy to make a move. Wait and hope. /2
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
These two positions can be reconciled, and it isn't hard. "I want him so bad, but I'm not gonna initiate. But if he starts I'mma say yes."
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
But then isn't the guy deciding too? He chooses to initiate, he gets it. He doesn't initiate, he doesn't. I don't understand why people /1
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
2- The subtext is, in 95% of (heteronormative) pairings, a) of COURSE the guy's going to initiate, b) she has the final say & all the power.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
They both have to agree to sex. I've known plenty of guys I'd have liked to have sex with, but the feeling wasn't reciprocated. I don't /1
weirdchickface
I have never had matching underwear a bras. They don't make sexy underwear for women past DD. Rude. lol
DurendaI
Thankfully. (Don't kill me I'm kidding.)
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Soma, homegirl. Or if you want super sexy past dd, Frederick's of Hollywood.
Ninjainslippers
Well if it makes you feel any better, we're not looking at the bra if you've got dd's.
sciencebasedlifeform
Seriously....they could be burlap and it wouldnt matter
insertsupercoolusernamehere
Lane Bryant. My wife uses them and I get to enjoy it.
HermeneuticalQuandary
My wife's bras beg to differ
PolkaNeverDies
@op me too! I buy cheap plain bras & sew lace & nice fabric on them!!! I made one bra entirely sequinned! My tits double as mirror balls!!
SPICYDlCKMlLK
Stop being fat?
Quasipickle
Once you hit DD, the sexiness comes from volume, not decoration.
CrankyLittleStormCloud
Actually, they do! I'd suggest AdoreMe; it's a lovely online store with larger cup sizes at reasonable prices. Everything sold in sets <3
Chubbiness
Check out AdoreMe
plouffi
Adoreme is awesome! I'm a DDD and I found sooo many nice sets. Cheaper than specialty stores too.
QuzareeVircosemo
I've found the best matching underwear and bra to see a woman in is nude. Mostly.
periwinklepanda
Seriously.
TrumpIsAFelon
Oh tee hee hee! I know what you mean! They don't make comfortable boxers for guys with 12" dicks either. Ugh, fml. Lol #humblebrag
somethingsomethingwittyhere
Sexy lingerie is nice, but just a wrapping. We're more interested in the gift inside. A hot body is nice, but not as the person inside.
kissmyassets
It is hard to find (F size). I can find some at stores like Lane Bryant, Torrid. Cost more. You pay for the sexy matching.
4vote
32G. I've given up hope. Got a bikini for the season, and it is the ugliest thing. Looks like 80's curtains adapted for titties. Cheap, tho.
MildlyConcernedTV
Y'alls poor messengers are probably blowing up by now :/ I'm sorry
kissmyassets
Please. No one is interested in girls complaining about boobs. Unless you volunteer to be my over the shoulder boulder holder, don't worry.
MermaidMonkey
Check out Goddess, they have matching sets. I'm a K & have been happy with the support their bras give + cute and prices are reasonable :)
PrincessNakedMoleRat
Lane Bryant has like 2 sales a year where its like "buy 2 get 2 free" on all bras. Great time to stock up.
kissmyassets
I bought 4 bras that day. I know. Stock up when you can.
RockTheBeaker
This!
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
Soma. I'm a DDD/F. Not crazy sexy, but some solidly supportive bras, lace, cute prints, matching panties.
kissmyassets
Soma doesn't carry F in stores. I'm sure you can buy the matching pair of panties in store though.
CuteAnimalsForSadSister
They do in mine...?
peridotite
Always go with a classic black bra with a little lace on the cup and a black pair of panties with a lace embellishment. You can usually find
eetsumkaus
yeah, I like to do that too. It gets a little weird when my parents find them in their son's dresser though
peridotite
Them separately and no one will be noticing if the laces don't match up perfectly.
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Yea like who will notice clothes on the ground right @op?
TheWhiteJonJones
The first impressionists
MrPoopyDickButt
"That's nice underwear, it'd look even better on my bedroom floor"
twentyfivehundred
I don't think I even own a set of matching bra and panties.
GoodEyeSniper1
I didn't until yesterday, and it's STILL only sort of
Atharaenea
White bra, white undies, both ratty and old, they always match!
whatspaulplayingtoday
I know I don't. But I'm a dude, so...
Stonetaku420
In any case I'd hope both sides decided to have sex together
AwesomeFox42
blairmichod
Nothing matches nothing.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
MustardTiger1337
AuBoss
My girl buys matching sets. Why would you not?
twentyfivehundred
Because you either buy them in cheap packs or choose a comfortable bra or both. Even if you own sets a bra can last weeks longer than pants.
lokishadowgirl
i do. because of that quote actually.
Veya
I am an incredibly boring person, I only buy one style/color of underwear so pretty much everything I own match by default...
linguinepescatore
I do. Just make sure you dont make too much noise when rifling through strangers clothes after letting ursef in
RRDFree
I try and always buy matching sets if possible. Wearing lacy, strappy lingerie daily gives you that extra confidence and je ne sais quoi.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
I love matching but sometimes it just doesn't happen
RoseFaery
For you
MartinhoDenHaag
You know whats good in life
Eireman4Ever
Marry me!
StRocketScience
So that's how you spell it
ListenAngelic
I have ONE good set from Victoria's Secret. My boyfriend helped me pick out a set for Valentine's Day. Even if he does have long eyelashes.
blairmichod
It's dumb how boys have crazy eyelashes without even trying. IT'S NOT FAIR.
MartinhoDenHaag
Hahaha, I always get complimented because of this.
blakemcilrath
I'm sure you have a matching pair. Maybe in the birthday suit variety?
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
This also makes sense. If she's commando, it was her decision to have sex.
heinleinfan
I don't even own panties. Commando for life.
waifee
You are my hero tall slut no panties.
Ostinisdehsechz
[high fives] SAME!
regalia13
I can't do jeans commando. Otherwise, heck yeah
heinleinfan
I own 2 pairs of pants that I wear in winter, with long underwear. Everything else is skirts.
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
I also go commando but what do u do when u get ur period? That's when I have to conform.
heinleinfan
I don't have one because of my birth control. When I did it was always light (bloodwise anyway, not crampwise) so tampons did the trick.
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Nice..
MartinhoDenHaag
Lingerie can look good though
TheBlackVan
Not on me. I'm a 265 dude. Hairy legs and belly. Bare chest, though?
MartinhoDenHaag
Then work out, put on some muscle and get some calvin klein underwear
IthoughwhatIddowasIdpretendIwasoneofthosedeafmutes
If they the same color that's close enough I'ma dude and only have one piece to worry about but you guys have two geeze, bless your hearts!
prfesser
I have four sets. Stole 'em from the gals who had sex with me.
EGOT
Dude, I pay $100 for a bras that fit well. That shit is not cool.
Sephority
That's pretty rude. Undies are expensive.
SuperiorPosterior
Even dude underwear gets expensive, though not to the same level as girl undies. I pay ~$45 for a two-pack of underwear, though I only >>
SuperiorPosterior
Need enough pairs to last me through a week or two at a time. Doing 1 person's worth of laundry makes it hard to get a full load.
Convergent
What kind of underwear costs that much? You get "me undies" or something? And are they really worth it (compared to Hanes boxers 3 for $12)?
SuperiorPosterior
I'm a disgustingly sweaty male. I need underwear that breathes, doesn't rip easily when drenched, and doesn't pinch my balls. (1/2)
ArtOfKarolMichalec
It's kinda bad as well, as a gay dude we don't have this "you can only have sex when I say so" woman's attitude...
PhilTheKhajiit
The only time anyone should have sex with anyone is when all parties say so, though?
ArtOfKarolMichalec
Well yeah but the first meme suggests it's the woman's decision to have sex = she's in charge. In our life it's a little more equal
MatissesPieces
It doesn't suggest that at all. The point was that women will typically initiate sex to a lesser degree. Matching undies = game on
MatissesPieces
To that effect, I see matching undies and I can go straight to the warmup round because hey, game on and you know it.
PhilTheKhajiit
Ohhh, okay, that makes sense then. FWIW, it's always been pretty equal in most of my relationships. I break up w/ people that try to (1/2)
PhilTheKhajiit
Be the arbiters of all the sex in a relationship. It feels like it's being used as a reward for being "good," instead of mutual enjoyment.
valen00
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say in like 80% of cases it's the girl who decides to have sex, that's the guys default setting
valen00
no decision needed
claiminglight
You need to. :D I roll my eyes every time I get to see mismatched ones. Like "bitch, I shaved my face today! What u do?"
BiggieSmallsIsTheIllest
Shaved her pussy and legs,did her hair, picked out an outift, bought shoes, exfoliated, lotioned....
claiminglight
No she didn't. Not if her clothes don't match.
Snooj
Same here. You're also a dude, right?
Mockingbirb
No women on the internet. #rule16 There are animals though
AlexisWalker
I beg to differ.
moreaujr
ItsATrap.gif
weirdchickface
I own matching colors, not actual pairs. haha
claiminglight
OH. Ok, that counts. :D
snowfork
How many times have you seen a guy and noticed his clothes don't match? My ex was always asking me if I got dressed in the dark.
AwesomeFox42
And don't it feel so damn goooooood when you do.
NoWisdomWithoutRegret
The problem with matching sets is when you're not very proportionate. My ex had a mostly slender frame but big hips/butt.
LonelyBrannigan
#close_enough
TheAnimalBehaviourist
If they're both the same colour, they match. Equally, no bra or pants match.
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
I'm going to be that guy, I don't care what color or kind of clothes you wear. We gonna be naked anyway so
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Mistruths
"They may not be matching now, but they will in a minute."
AwesomeFox42
Makes you feel damn fine tho. Nice undies make is deep great, matching nice undies!? We're unstoppable
AveragegamerdudeBANNED1
Girl, you're damn fine before you even put on the panties nor anything else! ;]
tazlah
This is what my SO says. I spent money a year ago (LOTS) and felt so sexy all dressed up. He got pissy with the money I spent. Said I 1/2
tazlah
Look better naked and not bother for a few years. If I'm old and fat by the time he wants me in lingerie, it's gonna be the biggest 2/3
tazlah
I told you so.
Jusmar
no ron
SuperiorPosterior
Ben is a hoe
PersephoneGoddessOfSpring
go find becky
BronzeLeaguePro
When I was a kid I thought they were bought in pairs and you just changed them as a set. Then you grow up and see that all is chaos.
MartinhoDenHaag
Probably time for some good lingerie then.
EGOT
Same. Stopped doing that in college. Now I just search for bras that fit well. Still keep a lacy pair of bottoms for special events tho
RoseFaery
Yeah I have one good bra, but a few pairs of cute lacy fuck me panties
EGOT
Exactly. I might sound like a hoe here, but I wear a nice pair on all promising first dates, just in case.
SuperiorPosterior
Eh, that's not hoe behavior, IMO. To be a hoe you'd have to go outta your way to put out on the 1st date, then prolly ask for payment.
MartinhoDenHaag
Alot of women do, so you dont sound like one.
hookerpenis
There you go, always saying NO!
TheDonaIdTrump
I have a black bra and I also own black underwear so that counts I guess
Jdk2244
I have to go wash my brain now. I just pictured Donald trump in a black bra and panties because of you
moreaujr
Jesus will remember this.
TheDonaIdTrump
I have lacy ones too
nexano
Asshole. + for you.
Riyakou
I didn't notice the username until I read your comment, so I'm blaming you.
Jdk2244
My bad
LeahUntucked
matching & black is a sign that things are premeditated :-) A former boyfriend used to delight in mismatched undies & leg stubble (1/2)
LeahUntucked
cause that meant it was his idea and I couldn't resist :-)
LadyIJustWorkHere
That's actually really cute
LeahUntucked
It's not just him, my uncle put me on to the idea, says he likes rubbing his boy parts on stubble just as much as a flawless shave.
effarydi
Your uncle... Wtf
bazookat00th
Right? Like I'm lucky enough to find a pair where my balls don't hang out. Let alone matching them!!
Vagetarian
It's ok, buddy. Be comfortable even if they don't match.
Glomgore
Username checks out
DannyTheSloth
If anyone's instrested this is part of a porn called Patricia pink ball
starscape678
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TwoToneeRebel
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lordofthedice
Well, damn. Good to know.
TwoToneeRebel
Auto doots roll out!
kissmyassets
You know someone out there wishes to be that ball.
SexualConsent
I volunteer as tribute?
Immamuffinn
*raises hand slowly with my head down*
youcantproveit
*raises hand*