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Oct 1, 2017 11:23 PM
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RaptaGzus
Step 1: Have money. Lots of money.
VigorousButtstuff
That looks... terrible. Seriously, awful. A little bad weather and you're fucked.
indyliberal
Going to need desalinization equip ...
theFIRSTroman
Good luck in even small waves lol
TheKnight1509
Rough seas?
VeganTrap
Have you heard of seasteading? It's sustainable sea homes and businesses.
Stefanfr1997
1. Storms can fuck you up. 2. Typhoons REALLY fuck you up. 3. No food source. 4. If sharks get infected, bye bye safety.
ProfessorPritt
Problem: Food. Lacks gun turret and defenses against other humans.
flarflarf
fyi: zombies aren't real
TheAngryDodo
Sure that'll keep you safe from zombies...
konabrown
theres a reason you dont see pontoon boats on the open sea
slyvic
Is that a floating container?
MicahtheMartian
For the low, low price of $1.9 million...
bqwi
But does it have Wi-fi?
IWATCHDEATH
I always thought zombies didn't have to swim, they could just walk on the ocean floor, since they didn't have to breathe. Being dead and all
FootinStirrup
Needs machine gun mounts on the front and back. But otherwise excellent.
Twitchanov
Everywhere*
cutiehimmler
Is that a promo for another sequel of “Dead Island”?
smashpro1
Still waiting on Dead Island 2.
cutiehimmler
Oh, that’s right, I thought that “riptide” and “Escape dead island” were part 2 and 3 respectively. The more you know!
jadespider
pfftt..."wait out the apocalypse in comfort...for about a week before you run out of food". Any good apocalypse survival involves storage.
Mapachedorado
if you want to live in a relatively peaceful... lake. where no weather phenomena whatsoever could topple your tiny floaty.
GoliathSkittles
Normally we just call them houseboats
CptRobotNinja
I want Duncan MacCloud's barge. That thing was the titties
TanithRosenbaum
Until something breaks and you have no means to fix it because it's all high tech that can't be fixed with simple tools.
LeonardTPants
Oblivion 2 looks better than the original movie.
koitk
by that time there are extra breed of floater-zombies
WayneSLuther
How does that plane land? Or does it just land in the water and the boat scoops it up?
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
That
Skawomplious
I'll take two please
indyliberal
Love this. Park plane other way and use props for propulsion?
evilgriff
ohHiMark2000
It's cool and all, but it seems unsustainable and impractical for a zombie apocalypse
TalosGuideUs
All the fish you can catch
UNDEADLY
BigAZNMan
Plus where will you store all of the fuel? You're gonna use a lot. Not even one hydroponic farm. Dude will die in 1 week from insanity
GoodChange
What fuel? The boat and plane are clearly sold powered
GoodChange
*solar
idontenglishsorry
I think it was not built for a zombie apocalypse, op's just a little dumb
Seantg91
Plot twist: the zombies mutate and grow gills.
JDB4489
They're undead, why do they need to breathe?
Seantg91
Well they make breathing sounds! Lol
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
I always thought about setting up a community on an aircraft carrier. Shanty town and farm set up top, storage and amenities down below.
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
I've heard some are nuclear powered as well
junkyardcosmonaut
I see you there waterworld
ParticularlyMentallyInsane
Waterworld?
junkyardcosmonaut
Dennis hopper has a little apocalypse dictatorship colony on a oil tanker