I think I broke the planet.

Aug 13, 2016 3:18 PM

CleverElephant

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KLAATU BARADA NICTO!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's because Android runs horribly on single core.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahahaha "OK"

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Hello? Ah, yes! I would like to file a report."

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did you report it at least!?

10 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Error 404: God not found

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Have you tried turning it off and back on

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We should try turning it off then on again

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Well that is a bit unfortunate

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait who does this get reported to?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I do think we need a hard reset

10 years ago | Likes 58 Dislikes 1

Hold down the power button for 5 seconds.

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, looks like I'm about to hit this wall at a few hundred miles per hour.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your the reason 2016 has sucked so far...

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OH CRAP! I LIVE THERE!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

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Silly question If the earth stops, time has any change? What happens with the weather?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

way to go, OP... you evil bastard

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So it's your fault then. Thanks. No, really. Thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

time to get off!

10 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

*weeeee*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Of Earth or Imgur? Instructions unclear where do I stick my penis?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Uranus

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

So, Earth just crashed. You're saying I should crash Uranus?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cool we get flung Aat more than 17k mph

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*splat*

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fucking hell. Now we've got to get a rag-tag group of assholes to drill to the core and restart it with a bunch of nukes.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

(MAN that was a dumb movie.)

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What movie?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Do yourself a massive favour and pretend that I didn't tell you it's called "Core." It's worse than Battlefield Earth.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The only bright side is that torque is r x F. At least they got that right in that movie.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh great. I had plans tomorrow.

10 years ago | Likes 308 Dislikes 0

No you didn't

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

So do I! Big concert. Nooo

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who's playin?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shinedown and Halestorm.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nice. That'll be a good one. I think that passed by where I live a few weeks ago, but I didn't attend

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm more for Shinedown but wouldn't mind seeing the others. Tis a shame

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

(Secretly relieved)

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Lol jk. I'm lonely.

10 years ago | Likes 111 Dislikes 1

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We can share a cuppa over Skype if you want.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

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And melt for you...

10 years ago | Likes 43 Dislikes 3

*with you

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, quite right

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

doesn't new wave seem lame now?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

D: How dare you

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That depends. Are you talking about The Cure, New Order, Depeche Mode, The Cars, Elvis Costello? Or are you talking about Duran Duran?

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

pretty much all of it … it doesn't stand up well over time

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

We're going to have to disagree on that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

ok. `shrug

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