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Aug 7, 2020 4:43 AM
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#memes
EnderSwe
12? Isn’t that a little late?
VastMajorityRule
NapoleonTrousersnakeBonaparte
Later that day:
deezoovo
alternator43
Damn, he's really knocking those things around.
O11i3
First time I jaffed I thought I’d broke it
mratio
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
Wicked
Gonetogetsomemilk
TheTaintHair
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
12 year old?! Late developer, huh?
Masticause
Yeah, thats the age I regretfully found out my son found this out.
NinjaClyde
YourDownvotesNourishMe
And you haven't skipped a day, ya nasty
ColJustJames
12? Late bloomer.
PlacentaEaters
AFistfulOfDollHairs
goflyblind
alternator43
Don't let anybody pick your pocket!
nazhejaz
This gif always makes me uncomfortable
kiddk00l
currentresidentz
xBufferzz
itsthevoiceman
Thoughtfullyshynoob
LoopStricken
Why does the burger sound like Rogal Dorn?
Importaku
bryan3r
what the
anjorni
My son is right there. I never know if he has to poop, or shower or crank one out when he's in the b.r. for so long. Need to have the talk
anjorni
Then again, the hell is supposed to be talked about during the talk?
VastMajorityRule
Yeaaaaahhh best leave that one alone. Just tell him not to waste so much water! lol yeah right he'll still do it.
frizzylizard
This is what I want to know too!
eggmuffin
Just make sure he understands that there's nothing bad about masturbating, so long as he uses tissues and not clothes or towels to clean up.
fox3hound
Except for all the demon spern
andydicktracymorganfairchild
ElbeauDeepInAnElbeau
6yo me**
VastMajorityRule
Early start?
UserNamesArentEasy
lazlo09
Welcome to 40 years of dirty thoughts and constant masturbation
carmaisabeast
I never understood the bottle thing, I have yet to use soap while doing the deed
DelightfulSkillet
It's lotion, not soap
genbrant
Americans are circumcised remember. Lotion/moisturiser is necessary
NinetiesBoomer
False and false
pandamonstre
is any lotion okay, though? I've always been kind of afraid of it having bad chemicals for the little dude
ThighMeatese
Nah man a dry rub works just as well
RideTheStimutacs
Until you're actually getting laid and you're used to the friction.
sicsided
Exactly, then you just need to go harder >:)
Sjama
I think it's body lotion. DO NOT try soap
UserNamesArentEasy
Soap and water works in a pinch.
squirrelrubbinghisnips
Ph beutral should be fine right?
Sjama
I don't want to try. I try to learn after 1 or at most 2 mistakes
MeatyMouthfeel
pumpuppthesoundwaves
HeadlessBodyofAgnew
pugs911
Why the fuck is my pp hard
Bowserking7
What plant is this? Looks like aloe?
superporcupinefish
Maybe okra?
fidormula
SkunkMom
Hey! No cool guys allowed
TransIris
Sauroctonus
I never noticed the sign before. xD
TransIris
here my man/woman, i GIFt you the version with sound
WarlockWithNoPatron
fidormula
TarrkertheNewt
Bless your soul, good sir or madam :)
Rift026
From this moment onwards my daily productive graph declined exponentially
frizzylizard
As a mother of 2 young boys I’m kind of terrified for what lies ahead ?
nutjob2
The post isn't very realistic, I started at least 5 years earlier. Anyway, you don't have to be concerned, nature will take its course.
Finain
Showers will get much longer. I don't think women really can understand the pubescent testosterone boost. Those times were strange...
buddhafw
prfesser
Just tell 'em; you want some alone time, lock the door and use tissues NOT our good towels.
joot
Look, you need the word “if” in there. That was not a good moment of confusion.
ReLighter
When you catch them, and you will, (accidentally) don’t make a big deal out of it. But I suggest the talk beforehand.
ReLighter
If the door is closed knock and wait for permission to enter. Don’t knock and barge in.
frizzylizard
I think I’ll just wear a bell around my neck for a few years.
BrittaIsTheWorst
Just knock AND ask for permission before entering their room, have firm loud steps. If you catch them doing it just turn around and dont
BrittaIsTheWorst
Bring it up, they're already shocked and learned to be more careful, unless theyre doing it outside of their bedroom, if so then teach them
xBufferzz
Have the boys wear bells on their wrists for a few years ...
MattTheImperialRadarTechnician
You should be fine. If you were a stepmother with a habit of getting stuck in various household appliances, then I'd be worried for you.
IonianFervor
Bruh, Jodie West called.
Caramster
Tell them to NOT cum in the shower. That's a drain you don't want to rinse.
UserNamesArentEasy
Use so heavy duty drain cleaner. Not the run of the mill Draino shit either. Something that comes with a poison warning label.
frizzylizard
Not helping my anxiety levels. At. All.
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
Then where? Not in the socks neither in the shower
UserNamesArentEasy
Toilet, yo.
LoopStricken
Do you not have a cum chalice?
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
My bad. Going to buy one now
SwankyPotato
Just wipe it off on the cat
AghorSaintSoundsCoolToMe
The cat might as well suck me off relieving me of the extra effort