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Oct 22, 2017 6:14 AM
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4sambucas
Black or White, blood is still red
ImWithTheBanned
Op eggsplains it all
Argon18
Did he compared people to eggs?
tggbvcxzsxv
Pepsi already did
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
Let's broke again then: https://imgur.com/BsiXiXA
Quki
Why do I look at this and think of deadpool?
Phustercluck
Egg on the left is fresher actually. Thick white hasn't merged with the thin white yet.
Thisisnighthawkcalling
We are all just being thrown in a frying pan, or a fire......?
everyonesFavoriteNazi
Farmers in my area have chickens that lay brown eggs, so it's easy to tell which ones are local, usually.
ArthurPhillipDent
Did he put those eggs onto a cold pan? for SHAME
Themurderguy
Brown or white we all look the same when our insides are scrambled up and mixed together then cooked.
AceBandito
People are like restaurants. It doesn't matter if they're American, Italian, or Chinese, they're all the same on the inside. Mexican.
zuzannka14
and now we need to crack and fry all races
SAUSAGEmcmuffinwithHASHbrowns
The brown egg appears to be slightly larger
RavenVsJynx22
Safe to say I’d still probably give the brown kids the brown eggs for the school project.
WhyDoINeedThisStupidAccount777
By the way, it's not black. That's black:
IamJustinSane
I have 10 egg layers, and one always gives me a huge double yolk egg. The smaller ones are extra large.
BlastedSand
Does anybody else think the two cracked eggs in a pan look a bit like Deadpool's face?
Grandmastersexy
They taste different.
elethomel
they only taste different if the hens' living conditions are markedly different
SwaghettiYologneseWithMemeballs
Doesn't matter if you're white or brown, y'all fuckin' yellow on the inside.
PAPASQUATT
Brown eggs taste better i think. My grandad (farmer) swore by them. He did the pepsi challenge with them several times. Always picked brown
ITalkAboutGoats
Brown versus store bought? That's an easy one. But brown versus white home grown? Not easy
elethomel
in the us brown eggs will generally taste better simply because the breeds that lay brown eggs are less common in factory farm settings
cousteau
Plus omelettes look better I think, or maybe that depends on what they feed the chickens.
FallenFraggle
That pan isn't hot enough.
docmarblerunnerbill
DannyDoritos
Yeah! Fuck Asian people!!!!
aroseisaroseisaBITCH
Actually it seems we're ALL yellow inside! Everybody's Asian!
DannyDoritos
Just to be clear this is a joke. I don’t want to get banned because of a dumb joke
CodyRedward
It is a sad time to be on imgur, huh?
cousteau
TOO LATE, WENT APESHIT ON THE DOWNVOTE BUTTON!
DannyDoritos
ResearchByJoe
The same, other than a very significant phenotypic difference, which could correlate with who knows what
LeeLee34
Why are brown eggs more expensive
UnknownSquid
Because you live in America where people have been tricked into thinking there's a difference. Here in the UK they're not even separated.
UnknownSquid
2) The colour of the egg is never included on the box. Only size, welfare standards, and breed of chicken. The colour has no effect at all.
ITalkAboutGoats
Breed determines egg color, though...
UnknownSquid
Yes, but chickens of the same breeds will also produce white and brown, and even switch either way round as they go older. The eggs often-
UnknownSquid
2) come from the same farm using only a single breed, and are separated afterwards for packaging. Some breeds lean on way or the other, but
UnknownSquid
4) For a grizzly metaphor, you could ask, "Who tastes better, blond or brown haired people?" It's just unrelated pigment.
UnknownSquid
3) none of the common ones farmed in mass produce a single consistent colour.
LeeLee34
Than why do I have a carton of eggs that say brown eggs?
UnknownSquid
I mean here in the UK the colour isn't included on the box. I've never seen it. I assumed based on the way you say "soda" you were American.
bamboolemur
In the US we have white, brown, organic, and cage free options. They don't tell us what kind of chicken though.
LeeLee34
When did I say soda?
Midgarmerc
ITalkAboutGoats
An interesting comparison that illustrates what different diets can do to eggs
findtheotters
That egg is red. Get him!
synfinitehell
Fry that fuck!
xBenoitBallsx
Red egg is a happy chicken. Means there was variety in her diet.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
or just high copper in ground or maybe high carotin part in diet, carrots...
ITalkAboutGoats
Actually, it probably means she had lots of red food. I had purple yolk once when the chickens got into my beets
ShearWind
Red yolk eggs taste much better than light yellow yolk eggs.Sauce : my parents have chickens. All the yolks are red. Store bought are yellow
ITalkAboutGoats
What's the wild forage in your parent's land?
FoSho111
Is this true?
ITalkAboutGoats
Sorta. Yolk color is sorta like when you eat kid's cereal and it turns your poo colors. What they eat ends up there. It doesn't necessarily
ITalkAboutGoats
Mean it's varied, or that they're happy. It just means they ate something red. That being said, the darker the yolk the better it tastes,imo
IllegalDuckling
SomeCrazyNerd
Penguin.
IllegalDuckling
Moral of the story: cold people aren't the same on the inside as everyone else.
igotbannedacouplemonthagoagain
How about this?
michaels94
Muliple ovulations took place almost at the same time and wemt down the oviduct together and got encased in the shell.
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KnifeKnut
No. Completely wrong.
Hatixon
He fixed racism not classism.
StaticE3
Where is your god now?
WuTangoReinhardtUnchained
We're all atoms
0T4KU
5P4C3M4N
Chernobyl chicken
forAGrandTotalOf
Kill it it's too different!
wowmomwow
That's a potato
nj23dublin
That’s ocotmom a one and only
Hammettt
You egg might be autistic
Grayhoof85
That’s a helium egg.
Hachiomusashi
Nuclear desolation!
AreThoseMyPants
We don't talk about cousin Gerry.
gorgonhunter91
Gary busey
UtherCLX
guywithwifi
His eggs are scrambled for sure. Egg. Endless gelatinous gargling.
ThatSquirrelInTheCorner
I didn't know he had brain damage until recently and when I found out I felt really bad for making fun of him.
OtterAvalanche
He has brain damage?
LimerickGoblin
Motorcycle accident without a helmet, the idiot - and he was one of Trump's first presidency supporters in 2011. Severe brain damage.
OtterAvalanche
Brain damage sucks, but yeah if youre going to ride without a helmet... Its difficult to be sympathetic
jaychay
A few extra chromosomes?
ITalkAboutGoats
More like chicken constipation. Multiple yolks happen in all hens occasionally, because the egg doesn't descend in a timely manner. Then a
ITalkAboutGoats
Few get bundled together in one shell. Admittedly the 4 yolks is really rare. Two is very common, three unusual.
Spifarus
So I guess 5 is Legendary?
IllegalDuckling
I love you
ITalkAboutGoats
Ya
jaychay
What does the fr stand for at the end?
madpoopz
Fire resistant.
trenthian
"For Real" or as I'm sure its being used "Fuh rio"
trenthian
Thug Kitchen gets to the real issues.
Experimentalist
We should all abbreviate everything and write the OP some love notes 2 letters at a time. Hy OP fk yu tk yr dn, ya fg fs.
jaychay
I might be pedantic, but why not just put the whole fucking sentence then? I mean fr
PmMeGifsForSauce
How old are you? Shorthand and abbreviations have been taking over the internet for a long ykwim?
PmMeGifsForSauce
well fuck. I mean for a long time....