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BloodyPussyFart
“Where’s the bar, doll?”
KaseiVallis
Wow, First Night gon be crazy in that suite.
MrMightyMackerelMan
[I Vow to Thee My Country, Rule Britannia, and God Save The Queen start blaring out of nowhere]
RogueRuean
She's more like a figurehead now than what she used to be she used to have so much power so she said screw it I'm going to have cake
SeanRobertson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POwefuFC1IU "where the cake at!?!"
OneWayTicketToMidnight
I think this is an acceptable reason to keep monarchies in our modern world
sassybeckalicious
Iva..Mel..the first lady would be such a pretty queen. Like Miss Jackie O. But then there's all that other stuff
lordofthelanterns
It’s not like she is doing anything she probably just said fuck it and went
NinjasStoleMyMama
Tea and cake or death.
JohnLeePettimore
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bH30TVO1Oxg
BurritoParty
A queen attended my friend’s wedding. I hit on her of course. She flirted back. We had a blast. Thx for the fun memory!
septillion
"When is someone gonna let ME eat cake?"
direchinchilla360
"One desires Cake" you un-cultured half wits ;p
onetimeifoughtabear
Very well, let them have their cake.
forreallyandfortrue
I can't imagine having to curtsy in heels. I'd hold onto HM for steadiness myself.
Hipcatjack
And you Brits wonder why the US is still fascinated by the Crown. It's like seeing your ex and they got really fit and is funny now too.
sassybeckalicious
Loved the story about Reagan "I'm safe, why isn't he safe?"
abacab87
Way to upstage the bride Queen.
Sutashi
Let her eat cake
themuttonisniceandlean
I'd think if you were getting married in the UK, you'd just send an invite to the Queen as a matter of course.
akaFLAMEGiRL
cloudmarusan
You know they shit themselves when she showed up
shutsman
Like anyone could stop the queen from doing exactly what she wanted
TargaryenLoyalist
According to “The Crown”, a lot of people could, but mostly Tommy Lascelles and his Glare of Stern Disapproval.
mthrndr01
At this age I suspect she'd just bop 'em with a fancy stick and go about her business.
TargaryenLoyalist
I dunno, I think a lifetime of doing her duty rather than indulging any personal desires has ingrained some habits into her.
LuckyMan9
Think she'll come to my Super Bowl party? I'm making dip.
eromitlab
Better make some treacle pudding just in case.
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
"The England Patriots? I'm there!" "That's NEW England, mum." "... bullocks."
PlaceHolderTitle
Remember it's "Ma'am as in Ham" not "Mum as in Palm"
SeeMyVests
Mum as in Palm makes my brain hurt
Heysuckmybatarang
Maybe it's her son correcting her
ThatWelshIdiot
Bollocks, or at least it is round my way.
BoomGoesTheThermonuclearDevice
Yeah, I'm not proud of my typo, but I'm just too lazy to delete and retype, y'know?
SvenGB
She is fucking 90... Let her have some cake
winkyroomba
Such a classy lady
PaperplaneLilly
They better not get divorced.
Wolfe65
What I really enjoy is the Queen in all her glory, did not outdress the bride or rock crazy jewels. Her casual sufficed
sassybeckalicious
I bet she and the pope would actually be a good time. Maybe some drive through pranks
BmoreDaviano
The Queen saw open "including top shelf" bar and said "You son of a bitch...I'm in".
procrastinatingagain
"I hope there is a live band. And an open bar." Queen Elizabeth.
Lovethesmelloftoastedsourdoughbread
I hope it's Queen.
Paoloc0mments
Queen Elizabeth has been dead for hundreds of years.
flavinbagel
I mean, you're not wrong.
Kibblezzz
https://imgur.com/PpV0evc
caiuscassius
You should learn how to Google.
Paoloc0mments
The current queen is Queen Elizabeth II, the first died in 1603.
Wolfe65
What I really enjoy is the Queen in all her glory, did not outdress the bride or rock crazy jewels. Her casual sufficed
AnonymousBach
Because the queen is a classy lady.
ThatBatmanFappingGIF
At her age I don't think she could wear much heavy jewelry.
ZimGenzko
Yet she does quite often.
Baughr
I bet that outfit is still expensive af!
hartmonica
those crazy outfits are only for royal ceremonies, she always dresses in her signature solid colors in public for security reasons
AdmJota
Why security?
Ghost662
She's casual because no one questions her position, it's the difference between a queen and a princess.
Thephedora
She's also, the bloody queen though. If Liz shows up to my wedding, we're going to have a good time.
FrozenWaterIsCool
But, in her old age, isn't this the sort of outfit she always wear?
LapisScarab
I think that's his point, she just wore normal clothes and didn't show up wearing a fuckin crown or something
FrozenWaterIsCool
Yes, but my quibble is just that I don't think it is her "casual", this is what she wears at royal events too.
8gigsofshark
Not just in her old age. She's been wearing this type of outfit for a long time
HerUsernameWasLola
She's been old for a long time.
shhep
I mean #1 thing about the Queen is the etiquette, right? Fairly sure savoir-vivre and etiquette suggest to not be a dick. So she wasn't.
cobaltandchrome
Savoir faire but yeah totally.
shhep
Not because of etiquette, Bettie is just awesome, but it might have helped, all I'm saying.
InDubiousBattle
I was gonna say, I get the impression she'd be confused by the motivation ruin some strangers' wedding.
Punk1209
I want to know what she could possible carry in her purse. She always has one, ever notice that? Is it snacks? Nudie magazines? Kleenex?
KNIVESY
It's for security purposes. We've been over this. I think.
elleneightspokedb
Somewhere I heard she carries mints and pics of grand and great grand kids. Love Lilibet.
pelusita35
Werther’s?
Thephedora
I remember reading somewhere theres nothing in there.
NowuseamoredifferentS
https://www.google.ca/amp/www.telegraph.co.uk/fashion/people/queen-elizabeth-whats-inside-her-handbag/amp/
MatthewBecker
Lipstick few dollara for church donation small mirror and a hook to hang it on when she sitting at a table
readyforsleeps
I think the story behind this is that the Queen just happened to be there at the time of their Wedding and greeted the couple.
readyforsleeps
It's a pretty common thing to send invitations to people like the Queen these days. British subjects get a reply from a lady in waiting.
readyforsleeps
My Wife and I sent an invitation to President Obama and the Former First Lady and got a very lovely reply back.
DoktorLurker
"I am NOT inviting the queen again! She drank all the scotch and kept hitting on your cousin!"
ottotravel
But what about cake? I want cake as well.
rbudrick
Doesnt she drink gin and not scotch?
DoktorLurker
If it's free does it matter?
XanCrews
ValhallaAwaits
I'd be more worried about Prince Phillip...
DoktorLurker
The poor mother of the bride will never be the same after being "Knighted by the Prince's Sword"
eromitlab
He'll be fine, just give him a silly outfit to wear.
TheYoungBear
not Philip but...
JustLookin4Points
XanCrews
iCatOverlord
She look genuinely happy, where is that from?
ILikeSciFi
BBC
DoktorLurker
James Bond just told her he's been given the go ahead to whack Trump.
iCatOverlord
ThatWhichRemains
An execution im sure
iCatOverlord
LQTMupvotes
I don’t think I have ever loudly laughed at anything like I have at your comment. +1
Tissueaccount
I don't care if the queen hit on me, I'd be down for some breakfast at Buckingham.
DoktorLurker
That is now a euphemism for going down on someone: "Breakfast at Buckingham"
1Lhell
Kind of like breakfast at Tiffany’s but different
DoktorLurker
*And i said, what about, breakfast at Buckingham, and said I think...I...I...I...oh fuuuuuuck yeeees!!!! (Sploosh)*
rbudrick
Has anyone offered the queen some dick? Wonder what she'd do.
DoktorLurker
"OFF WITH IT'S HEAD!!!"
SaltTastesOk
Which head?
DoktorLurker
Guess!