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Jun 7, 2016 3:27 AM
IOnlyPostBlatantLies
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thirdusername
Hey, u forgot CTRL-W its really important and useful :)
LittleLordThudleroy
On carpal tunnel: http://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/carpal-tunnel-syndrome/expert-answers/carpal-tunnel-exercises/faq-20058125
zhukoz
#3 'best of breed' Like a fucking Clydesdale? Would anyone really say that on a resume?
DoctorBambu
Those hand exercises actually do anything?
kniht
username
ErikTheMostViking
Random netflix picture in the middle?
Aylasita
I'm doing that fisting thing.
cfgtech
#5 destroy your Bro's hard drive yesss to thisss
letmehityouwithsomeknowledge
Where's the shocker?!?
Ghost0fDawn
my friends I never see anymore constantly break artilces 17 & 18 when I see them, which is almost never.
kcgingerbeard
Article 10, bullshit cup check
kcgingerbeard
#1 Is "game" code for masturbation?
PerpetuallyPerplexedPlatypus
there should be a house 4chan...
Twinklepot
The Bro code (shhhh!) Rules are all very true. It was nice to see one about new Bro acceptance. I wonder what a Sis code would look like?
SophieCarstensen
Yeah! Like: Don't date another sis's ex, and things like that
NotYourLady
Always lend a tampon to a sis in need, even if they are your enemy.
TheLastSpanishInquisitor
Rule #1 - Don't be a cunt.
ImgurCelebrity
#3 based on fucking what.
CrashedEgo
Check the username
kangaax
As a hiring manager for software engineers, that's the first resume post i can agree on. Qualifies your results, not yourself.
lamingtonjoy
You've got 'synergy' in your resume haven't you
ImgurCelebrity
I don't have any of the words in the good or the bad list in my very successful resume. I think those "best" words are bullshit.
EngineerZero
Just downvote and move on. This collection is a shiiiiitpost. Starts off with writing and resume help, ends in tumblr bullshit
Redandpurpleunicorns
Based on a recent study on kick resume. It's at the bottom. words above are for agressive sales jobs. Words below appeal to other employers.
ImgurCelebrity
Seems survey-based, which means it isn't necessarily what actually works. I don't have ANY of those words in my resume.
pineapplepuppy
I know right? What the fuck does writing down "Improved" do for describing yourself?
kangaax
In my field as a hiring manager, I don't fucking care how you describe yourself. I want to know about your skills and past results.
Anfalicious
"I improved sales by 50%" "I improved the efficiency of the warblefarg system process". It's not about yourself, it's what you've done.
ScoobidyBop
"How trustworthy are you with handling large sums of money?" "Improved over the last year."
pineapplepuppy
If a quality has to be explained, it isn't a simple answer on a resume.
maelthra
Read things. It's not like it wasn't it English. It says very clearly what it's based on.
ImgurCelebrity
The source is based on a survey, and not on results.
maelthra
Based on a survey of people who hire other people, so based on a survey, -and- results; the people that were surveyed make the results.
ImgurCelebrity
What people consciously claim to prefer is not always what they will functionally prefer.
ImgurCelebrity
Compare my objection to the "Pepsi challenge". Most people prefer Pepsi in taste tests, but coke sells better.
maelthra
Characters in the ads always picked Pepsi, of course; so did most people who tried it in real life. By 1983, Pepsi was outselling Coke."