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Mar 14, 2014 8:04 PM
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LatriSlagter
a restaurant
smcelhinney
I genuinely laughed out loud at this. Well played sir.
IupvoteAllThings
Obviously the cat would be in the middle, everyone wants to be near it
thatsnotflyingitsfallingwithstyle
This. Exactly this is why I don't like to leave my house.
HolliePocket
Few more glasses of wine, and you'll be in everyone's conversation.
starshroom108
Why is no one talking to the kitty? It's a kitty!
fizixx
I shoulda known.
Neitzschelove
Actual strategy: Sit close as possible to the person you most easily can talk with
Gayzach
"Where da'fuqs my drink at?"
Bella4ever
Could I at least get a drink? Mofos
Fletchski
what a pussy
juicyJ7
Why is the cat there omg!!!!! He has no one to converse with :(
imactuallyalurker
Maybe you're just a pussy
imactuallyalurker
*pusillanimous
jrau18
I feel your pain, Mr. Cat.
canunotplz
Hey guys...guys...guys?
SirLurksalotOfLurkinghamManor
I don't need this. I could be on my boat right now.
AvatarTommyBee
... or on the internet ... *sigh* ... know that feeling
ninjagaidensigma
That reminds me... I should buy a boat.
oscarlikescookies
I thought it was going to end with "right meow" :/
CharDeeMacDenis
*right meow
OhioBound
This cat doesn't have an Oscar either?
RadioactiveCanuck
srslol
false. no one ignores pussy at a party.
SubzeroAK
I usually sit alone at the bar.
jjl8181
that cat wants to speak up so badly
lairynorthernginger
This cuts too close to the bone
NSAgent
Do people really think about this when they go out with their friends? More reason to not go out with friends if you ask me.
HobbitHouse
I picked a seat at a going away lunch for a lady I didn't much like (was being polite) - damned if she didn't end up right across from me
kibateo
Never aim for the middle, aim for the spot between the end and the middle. That way you monopolize the corner while have acces to the middle
HenryDavidThrow
Why is the table thinking? I don't understand.
drawsmepants
Agreed, the idea was fine, but the execution was garbage. If you don't understand, the speech bubbles are supposed to be the cat's. 1/2
drawsmepants
Though, the OP, I would assume, couldn't think of how to show his thoughts of the cat's thoughts (without giving it away that it's a cat)
IamNotAshamed
so r/behindthegifs is actually a thing now. amazing
Weelildragon
I think it was the newest meme of 2014
imadogperson
You mean trend?
NexiKuro
I think so, and It's from late 2013..
WhatUpMyNinjas
I seriously want to know what was going on in this image. "Oh well there's a cat sitting at the table" FUCK YOU PEOPLE. <3
ItalianStallions
Hopefully it's not a Korean restaurant
graehall
Really? You're going with "LOL ASIANS EAT CATS LOL
ItalianStallions
more like ROR ASIANS EAT CATS
AriBoBari
With all the tongues cats have acquired over the years, you'd think they'd be quite the conversationalists.
iamthemonkeyfarter
This is the dumbest thing I've ever read.
Glumerlink
so you know why we have to upvote it
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Well, you know what people say about someone with two tongues....
Supernerdtastic
I don't actually but I'd sure like to meet them. Repeatedly.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Like this guy? http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080707153733/lotr/images/b/b0/Grima.jpg
Supernerdtastic
Boy did I hand that one to you on a silver platter. ... Dammit.
Glumerlink
I hate the middle seat, if someone comes into the room to kill everyone, you're completely unable to escape
showmeyamoves
I like to sit there so I can pull the people to either side infront of me for protection
HobbitHouse
I bet you can slink down under the table pretty quick if you have to.
LoneWolf616
I honestly thought I was the only one who thought about stuff like that. I'm constantly forming escape plans in my head in crowded places.
notme222
Or, are you in the best position to flip the table and form a barrier?
Glumerlink
The problem with the barrier idea is that in real life everyday objects make terrible barriers. A restaurant table is paper thing
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
EH NOT GOING TO WORK SO WELL, BETTER TO TRY AND THROW SOMETHING AT THEM SO THEY SWAT IT AWAY AND YOU CAN RUN.
AmyBee
It doesn't matter where I sit, I will always get left out of the conversation
mrassplay
Lay down on the table
iLikeBeerandSquirrels
we could all get together and just not talk to one another? it'd be quiet, yet we'd be in the company of others. It's perfect!
smuemoo
Me too :(
JPotto
so i am not alone?
SenorFuzzyPants
Pretty sure you're still alone.
JPotto
fu'k yu
qleq
Then do something about it! You're the only one who can.
veelafleur
You have to actually take part in a conversation and express your opinion etc. Nobody will include you if you don't say anything.
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veelafleur
If you feel like people are being rude to you, tell them.
CapriciouslyConspicuous
hiddensunshine
same here...even when I'm the one who organizes the event
teleka554
I'm sorry to hear that... :(
IJUSTMADETHEVOICEINYOURHEADYELL
CONVERSATIONS ARE THINGS YOU HAVE TO FORCE YOUR WAY INTO. PRACTICE BY TALKING TO STRANGERS ABOUT RANDOM SHIT.
DameNight
I thought talking about shit was considered inappropriate at the table.
CommonWhiteGirl
As funny as this is, I'd like to see where the gif is originally from
ItalianStallions
a restaurant
CommonWhiteGirl
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
ItalianStallions