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Source: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-68716467
(Trigger warning with the link, it's the BBC so nothing graphic, but the content is... well, you can guess).
Clarysage
I wonder if he wets the bed and likes lighting fires? That'd give him all 3 of the serial killer red flags.
thisisausernamelikeanyothersbutthisonesmellsweird
WHAT TEH ACTUAL FUCK!!
TyhSpaceJunkie
Some sick shit
fragglestckcar
Arrest them and then do the same shit to their genitals they did to the monkeys.
Wardonk3y
Ok... Read the article, kinda wish i didnt. Anyway, Summary execution for this mf and his like.
reverendbonobo
Wait, I thought Elon Musk was the ringleader of the global monkey torture network. You're telling me there's another one?
straycatstrut
Now I'm wondering if I came across one of these, non graphic videos on Facebook a few months back. It was a couple of baby macaques in a cage, and someone off camera kept throwing a bottle at them really hard. It was definitely abusive and exploitative.
TheFastpaws
I'll pass on clicking it. I've seen enough awful already today.
IG1Fields
Put him in a cage with enraged chimpanzees - that’ll help him understand what he’s done is so wrong.
brianglass10
Only read enough to figure out this name was literal and not some slang. Its disgusting no matter what. Broken human beings.
IrishCyko
What the odds this cunt is pro-life?
EatPieLander
iamthemanwithnoname
The BBC did a full undercover investigation into this to catch the guy (and other culprits). If you can handle the genuinely horrific content it's a very well written report they wrote on the investigation as a whole.
silversean
Described himself as “king of this demented world” involving the distribution of the torture and murder of innocent animals. He faces 5 years in prison despite torturing innocent animals and previously being in prison as a member of motorcycle gang. 5 years.
maxthemagician
Luckily he didnt do much worse things, like not paying taxes.
scribethemad
or carrying a few leaves of marajuana.
getadogupya
Ikwilstroopwaffels
This is some serial killer shit. Arrest all his patrons.
aloharamada
"Let's make snuff films with the most human-like animal we can find" - definitely serial killer vibes
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Huge.
TChallaVanDam
That Ice Cube shirt seems extremely out of place.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
I thought that too, maybe he needs it there so he can say, "I'm not racist, I've got a t-shirt with a black guy on it".
carlsagansghost
Isn't Ice Cube a full-on Trumper now? I thought I heard this...maybe I'm wrong.
TChallaVanDam
Oh shit, you might be right. That does sound familiar and could explain it. I forgot about that.
neithermenoryou
It's a little more complicated than that, Ice Cube met with both Biden's and Trump's teams to see if he can't get either (or both) to commit to helping black people directly and more if they get into power. https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/ice-cube-trump-campaign-interview-1076681/ basically his thinking was he didn't care who gets it done, as long as it does get done.
carlsagansghost
Thank you.
TChallaVanDam
Seconded, @neithermenoryou.
BanadecCamberbootch
"In real life, he was Mike McCartney, a 48-year-old former motorcycle gang member in Norfolk, Virginia, with a swastika tattoo and a “man cave” in his home decorated with Nazi symbols and Confederate flags. McCartney was well-built, heavily tattooed, and toothless from years of heroin addiction. He had spent two decades in one of America’s most dangerous outlaw motorcycle gangs, before going to prison and dropping out of that life. " But remember: Democrats are the real scum here.
BanadecCamberbootch
I'm not a two party simp by any means (that's not a "hurrdurr both sides" statement), but I legitimately struggle to think of any evidence or news story about something like this being tied to Democratic voters, and certainly not en masse.
Fyreworx
If someone tortures animals it's not a big step to torturing people.
GnomeDeGuerre
If a nation tortures forreigners, then it's not a big step to torture ones neighbours.
Salpinus
In some aspect I find torturing animals more heinous than torturing humans. 😐
PballQhead
I got $20 says this dude considers certain people to be monkeys.
Ikwilstroopwaffels
He has Nazi tattoos and is a white supremacist, so yeah, he certainly does.
richardstinks
Anyone with this little empathy for the world would do it to you if they had the chance.
imaynotbeasmartmanjenny
This is one of those things you find out exists and your expectations for the human race dive even lower than before
PballQhead
Protip, set your expectations low enough and you won't be disappointed. I'm still not sure it was a great idea for my mom to give me Hobbes (the philosopher not the tiger) at 13 but it definitely shaped my worldview in a way that spares me a lot of disappointment.
WrongUn
Exactly. I'm disheartened with humanity enough as it is, I didn't need to know about this.
wisher1977
If it’s not going to be AI, it’ll be apes taking over. At least we know this fucker (torture king) will be to blame.
Athol
I for one welcome our new Simian Overlords.
thelazyninja
Not all MAGAs are monkey torture enthusiasts. But all monkey torture enthusiasts are MAGAs. Fucking VOTE.
sakasiru
Let's not forget those sick fucks in Indonesia who actually did the torturing though.
BanadecCamberbootch
Absolutely not excusing or apologizing for the behavior, but that's yet another aspect of end stage capitalism that is trash. If someone is willing to destroy their body for $4/day, there's someone out there willing to destroy their mind and soul for $8/day. Bringing global monetary equity will help to reduce the leverage first world countries have over bringing things like this (and CSAM/etc) into existence.
spitfires2000
This guy needs some "hard pipe hittin niggas to get to work on the holmes with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch". Pronto!
dontlookinmybeard
Mr. WALLACE ain't fuckin around.
daytimepajamas
get medieval on his ass
6313326
To be clear, I'm not advocating for anything, but as a resident of Virginia I was curious about where he might live. He's a 3-5 hour drive from me (b/c, yes, apparently we do all measure distance in time). stigations/chesapeake-man-arrested-for-creating-selling-sadistic-monkey-torture-videos">https://www.wtkr.com/investigations/chesapeake-man-arrested-for-creating-selling-sadistic-monkey-torture-videos
Oh, and here's his indictment: https://www.wtkr.com/on-3/michael-macartney-monkey-torture-indictment-documents
PballQhead
Fuck that, too quick…
GnomeDeGuerre
There is no good use of torture, it's always an atrocity and always unforgivable. It's always deserving of hostility.
getadogupya
The irony of encouraging torture as a punishment in this case is...
unamailer
We cool?
spitfires2000
Oh, that we cool. I tell you what's cool between me and you. There is no me and you. Not no more! :-)
PballQhead
Yeah, we cool…two things.
Don't tell nobody about this. This shit is between me, you, and Mr. Soon-To-Be-Living-The-Rest-of-His-Short-Ass-Life-In-Agonizing-Pain Rapist here. It ain't nobody else's business.
Two: you leave town tonight, right now. And when you're gone, you stay gone, or you be gone. You lost all your L.A. privileges. Deal?
upsidedownyhead
I feel like when Marsellus found out about Vincent the deal would be off...
PballQhead
I dunno, objectively Vincent was really shit at his job, he definitely got killed through his own incompetence…I suspect Marcellus would be annoyed, but after the whole shooting-Marvin-in-the-face incident he'd call it a fair writeoff lol
upsidedownyhead
I dunno. It's a criminal enterprise. That doesn't mean it's as cutthroat as straight-up business. I get the impression Wallace valued Jules and Vincent.
Redyls
maybe someone should remind this sick piece of shit that hes a monkey too
Gatoechado
I think that's the idea, they do that sick shit to monkeys because they can't openly do it to humans, but they definitely would if they didn't have legal consequences for doing it.
rcgom
ape. he's an ape
iamthedoctorthisismytardis
Y'all, y'all .....I think we can all agree that he's the crap (literally) that builds up right at the connection of your toilet lid to the toilet.
CouldntCakeLess
dafuq is wrong with ppl...
itypewerdsonline
oh boy where to begin...
PhailRaptor
Yes
Navrodel
There is a strong link between psychopathic tendencies and animal abuse. After all, if they barely have the capacity for empathy towards humans, how much can you expect them to have any towards anything else that's alive?
In *completely unrelated* thoughts, Elon Musk has been known to shrug off claims of cruelty and unusual commonality of uncommonly cruel deaths during testing of the Nuralink - dismissing them as "just animals" and their suffering as "part of the process." In this essay, I will
kEMup
Faces *up to five years*. Well that’s definitely not long enough.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
I mean, in short... "Trump". The longer answer involves the sad fact a large section of America's population are just hateful cunts, who see "now" as "their time".
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
"global network". Crime and Hate gangs all around the world have been known to use animal fights, torture and killing to inure their members to violence, bloodshed and gore. Next step, people.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Yeah, I'm not blaming Trump or his racist bigoted hateful fans for "inventing" animal cruelty, more that they are the sort to "lean into it".
BipedalHumanoidWithSlightlyDifferentNoseRidge
He's a fat softy, I doubt he's got the stomach for that sort of thing, even if he is a narcissistic psychopath... but he will pretend for the support of these loonies.
Redshadow09
a lot of things. Just recently found out this "Psychotic Online Group Coerces Children Into Self Mutilation" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcyGWctPxm8
Mr5anch3z
Wtf??? Seriously what is wrong with people?
MaximilianShade
Some people have reduced, or even entirely nonfunctional, empathy. This subset contains (but is not limited to) conservatives who only agree something is a problem after it happens to them personally. And while this could largely be compensated for with appropriate upbringing, instead, we have right-wing media and evangelicals.
TheOneTrueZippy8
No fucking shit.
Nice to have a link but really, unless you absolutely have to, Do Not Click.
BanadecCamberbootch
That was a wild article.
neckingduringschindlerslist
You can’t unread that shit.
BackgroundCharacter
fucking hell. I read on anyway and now my soul feels dirtier.
StTriniansHeadBoy
Honestly, the most disturbing part of the article is in the screenshot. But there’s still a reason not to click - the associated article underneath has a picture of one of the videos. You can’t see anything except for a monkey in a box, but it’s poor little face is just so sad, given the context.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
Sorry, I will edit the link, although considering the subject matter it's no surprise the BBC article contains stuff that is "pretty shitty".
TheOneTrueZippy8
I commend you for your correct linkage. That's very thorough of you. But the Beeb's warning comes a little late for anyone not wishing to read some pretty horrific sentences.
YouMealyMouthedCrotchPheasant
The link is needed, especially these days as you can't trust most things online, and the BBC are (fairly) reputable, but I probably should have flagged a "trigger warning" for link in my post. Thanks for flagging it up.
Johwin
'Monkey Torture enthusiast' ok, that's enough internet for today.
Barjack
Should have been a Monkey Torture Scientist
Macewindow54
I've heard that it's a stepping stone for pedophiles. A shaved money is close enough to human for a "real" experience and a baby monkey is helpless enough still give power fantasy.
neithermenoryou
Uh, I don't think pedos get sexually aroused by blended babies. And if they have a fetish for smoothies that could be achieved in far more legal ways. At least to me it reads more like a power fantasy gone wrong from a bunch of psychopathic losers.
ShooterMcGrabbin
You've heard that shaved monkeys are a stepping stone for pedophiles? What? Man what the fuck is going on here.
threyon
Seconded… 😰
NarratesTheDarkerStory
seriously, I've just opened my eyes from 2, 3 hours of shitty sleep and this is what I chose to click on.
Think I'll see what the physical world has going on for a bit.
Aeonika
Suddenly cleaning the public bathroom in this lobby seems less awful this morning.
WeAlreadyHadThisWar
JFC I thought the bs argument in my house was a rough start. This is.. alright. *Puts down phone* enough interwebs for today.
CaptSchmidtGaming
tjm1226
Jesus Fucking Christ… sometimes on Imgur I just want to see some intergalactic quality LOTR memes and have some sensible chuckles because I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition without having to be reminded how fucked up the world outside really is.
Itry2dostuff
Mute tags my friend