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Nov 13, 2017 1:52 AM
UncleCapnBlu
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MicentennialBan
Yeeessssss still have several Badgers are fucking bad ass
HazyWasabi
I, am that is...
MuggleStudies
A few years ago a prof was asking people to quote something they randomly had memorized... I did this
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
The fucken Badgers were so badass
BobAndersonTheScientist
Taggerung was the bee's knees man
HaveYouSeenJeff
Yus! I was trying to remember my favorite otters name :P
wanggfuu0
Have all of them. Read them to both kids doing character voices. Kids beg me to do it again.
martintxo
Awesome! I have a 3 year old and want to do this too when she's older. At what age did you start?
Isawapuddytat
My mom did that too. Loved it.
MightyNerdyCrafty
Adding my voice to the crowd, too. I'll bring cocoa and cookies... or themed food, if given descriptions. Record it for us, please!
MightyNerdyCrafty
If nothing else, your kids will treasure the memory...and the recordings. They can share them with worthies and down the generations!
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Our library has some amazing audio books from the series. I recommend checking yours! Great for roadtrips.
Shenaniganz80
Great series Martin the Warrior was my favorite
Blud4BludGod
Was that the one where he's in the slave pits and breaks out, or the direct sequel to that where he comes to the modern day location...
Blud4BludGod
...of Redwall and defeats the evil bobcat lady and founds the Abbey? Second of the two was my favorite.
BluBlades
Lord brocktree was my favourite
SDRAWKCABEMDAER
Mine too! Loved to read the dialogue of the hares. Wot wot!
AlaskanMatt
Salamandastron for me
Draygen
Long Patrol and Marlfox.
GeneralAnubis
Heck yeah Marlfox
elucidatefurther
Mattimeo for me.
shinjiKuuun
This was my fave too
DJCurry25
I was so sad at the end of Martin the warrior
Ereristrun
Pearls of Lutra!
Votvotavota
Eulalia!
darthdoctor
Mine too! First one I ever read.
Shenaniganz80
Gnoff the thief was a great second character
fandsor
Legend of Luke was my fave.
ButchMcKenzie
I always liked the ones had to do with the past leading to redwall the most
lostcauseindustries
salamanstradon for me! loved the badger lords and the otters!
BigBearLover
I cried when Rose died. :(
GeneralAnubis
Dude, I fricking wept *bitterly*.
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Cornflower. I threw the book and ignored it for a week.
GeneralAnubis
Yeah dude.. I know that feel
ActualAnimal
Mossflower <3
DJCurry25
I loved taggerrung, that, and redwall, and the badger kingdom one was cool as well
Codered324
Can i get some love from Mossflower?? That was my fave
spaceracer732
Outcast of Redwall for me.
whaleblood
Lord Brocktree for me,.
dudeondudeaction
salamandastron for me.
Mehhhhh69
Taggerung!
Shortendoftheleg
Taggurung!!! (No idea how to fucking spell it but you know the one I'm talking about... yea that one)
MadLeanMccann
that otter was one bad motherfucker
LandManatee
Was that the one with the otters?
Isawapuddytat
Yep! Shit was lit. Pearls of Lutra was the main book they were involved in if I remember correctly.
Blud4BludGod
Pearls of Lutra was the first one I read in the series. It literally kickstarted my love of reading. Never touched books until then, and...
Blud4BludGod
...suddenly I was reading every Redwall novel I could get my hands on nonstop.
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Redwaaaaalllll!
DoublevBomb
https://twitter.com/DMACalvert/status/927593152378150912
howuncouth
Gif win. Wish I could upvote more than once. +1
ManByTechnicality
I was going to comment just "Redwalllll!" But you and gif have already outdone me. +1
davecoulierssuperfullhousefanclub
I AM THAT IS!
comette
Eulaliaaaa!
elfearlightcouncil3000
Blood and vinegaaaaaaarrrr!
ipokeangrycats
Logalogalogalogalogalog!
lordofthedice
The best.
ChickensAreDecentPeople
Eulaliaaaaaaa!!!!!
silverhands
How is this not top comment?
SilvanOrion
Sunflash the Mace will forever be my favorite lord.
GeneralAnubis
LordSunflash was my screen name for the longest time
silverhands
I'll always hold a special place in my heart for Mara, cause Salamandastron was the first book I read. But I remember thinking Lonna
silverhands
Bowstripe was the coolest. Badger with a bow shooting fucking spears at searats. It doesn't get any better.
SilvanOrion
My thing was I really liked that Sunflash made his mace as he went. Adding spear heads and arrowheads along the way. Both are cool though.
silverhands
Yeah, he was a really fun one! I think I'm going to have to go back and read them all again. God. I haven't read them in 10 years.
GrossIncandescence
Otters were the best, closely followed by badgers and hares. Shrews = lame-o
zombiebiologist
And completely ignore Gnoff from Mossflower? Come on, he's the reason the whole damn series could begin in the first place.
HaveYouSeenJeff
Agreed, I always like the stoats too. And foxes. Fuck me Dems good books.
gerardtheplant
Literally my favorite books growing up. They are even still enjoyable to read as an adult (nostalgia mainly).
flyingturtlebird
I LOVE Redwall, except as a ferret papa, it’s always made me sad that the ferrets were dumb and evil
rockslasthope
Same here. Hopefully I'll rectify that when I finish my book in 10,000 years ... Give or take
ohio311
What them log-a-logs do?
JayEnfield
Roll down the stairs, alone or in pairs, roll over the neighbor's dog! What sits on your back, goes great as a snack, it's LOGALOGALOGALOG!
L0rdAv0n
SALAMANDASTRON!!!!
Zarthrai
All time favorite was the Taggerung
KNCanuck
DUDE. Redwall was my Harry Potter. I own them all and still read them. Now I work in a bookstore and get to introduce the next gen to them!!
popopocelot
The badger was the shit
bolharr2250
Bloody battles? Engaging characters? Interesting storylines? Hundreds of pages? And in a kids book?! Sign me up!!
EnderMoth
multiple concurrent storylines, absolutely fantastic.
finn160
Who dares challenge Cluny the scourge shall perish!
JBSmoove
I Am That Is. Marlfox, Lord Brocktree, and the Long Patrol were some of my favorites
YCheck137
Man I should have read all of these.
swampdonks
bruh, they're out there waiting
matthiasfactor
Get all my accelerated reader points for the 6 wk period and still be a bad ass book? Hell yeah I loved me some redwall. Salamandastron FTW
MarriNikari
First book that made me cry. WHYYYYY.
Jovocop2113
EULALIAAAAAAAAA!
TheFawkingHux
The Bellmaker might have been my favorite. Loved this series
ThatguythatsaysTHEEdumbestShit
This reminds me i need to introduce these to my kids....and let their imaginations run wild like mine did
DoublevBomb
https://twitter.com/DMACalvert/status/927593152378150912
souprtroop
DoublevBomb
https://twitter.com/DMACalvert/status/927593152378150912
DarthWillenium
The goriest kids books ever. So excellent! I read them all.
nickerish
YES YES YES and MORE YES. Thank you for making me feel less alone in the world of Redwall appreciation.
cheetofinger3d
This have anything to do with that badger with blood rage sight or that adopted weasel that couldn't help but be naturally bad?
EnderMoth
yeah that's one of em
HaveYouSeenJeff
That poor boy. He just had the evil in him...
stewizbad
The feasts always got my mouth watering.
ZookeepinitReal
EveryonesCousin
Convinced me to try my first salad as a child
travisflagg61411
I made a salad they described for my English class once. It was AWESOME
blitzMoonJumper
Hotspot soup.
DungeonMaster69
Three pages just describing the food, then the desserts, and the drinks
yourCleverUsername10
They made oatmeal sound good
GeorgieLeech
No joke, it got me to better appreciate the stuff. Finding just the right balance of cinnamon... yum
KeyMasher
DO IT. https://www.amazon.com/Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917
VoyeurShark
THANK YOU! I couldn't remember if this actually existed or if I'd dreamt seeing it somewhere. On the Christmas list :)
Foxyfox135
PG rated George RR Martin.
BiliboyJenkins
The cartoon series was pretty bloody for a "children's show"
swampdonks
"Hey Mole, whatcha eating?" *turns face to face* "WOILD GARLIC!"
TiGRIOSindustriesRnD
Off to the kitchens with you, Friar Hugo need some for dinner.
ensensu
Needs a fucking recipe guide. Brian Jacques died too soon.
ButchMcKenzie
There is a book of recipes. I remember getting it from the local library and cooking a few as a kid
ButchMcKenzie
https://www.amazon.com/Redwall-Cookbook-Brian-Jacques/dp/0399237917
ensensu
Damn, thanks.
KeyMasher
Got it sitting on my shelf now! Can't wait till my kids are old enough to appreciate the books and cook me up some tasty treats!
HazyWasabi
Candied chestnuts, beetroot pies, cauldrons of hotroot soup, cheeses, dishes of watershrimp and gloriously grilled fish...
muramaza
the vittles
elfearlightcouncil3000
Deeper 'n ever turnip 'n tater 'n beetroot poi
TheLuckybamboo
Don’t forget strawberry cordial
ImSorryOakIllPutTheBikeAwayJustGetOutOfMyHead
Mergetvs
This book is why I got into reading in 3rd grade. I met Brian Jacques twice.
GingersAreMyWeakness
Met him once when I was a kid, super cool guy.
Mergetvs
Met him as a church going child and then a gothy 19 year old hehe
DeepBlueNothing
Loved them as a kid. Every time I bring them up nobody has even heard of them.
Spankyerr
Biker mice from mars shits on ur redwall scrub
humanwreck90
Dude same. Wtf. How do people not know of these amazing books?
IAmArchtects
As a kid!! I love them as a 23 year old
MrMaRzZ
I have this same problem...
candystud
Same here in switzerland!!
justasomeone
never heard of it
WeNowGoToDanWithTheWeather
I read like 6 of these before finding Forgotten Realms and Drizzt
Jigokushueki
I was just talking about this to my gf because she brought up the warrior series (about cats n stuff)
gelos
What are they, where does one get them, and why are they good? Care to make a post about it?
BrightColours
I have all of them and plan on reading them to my daughter when she is older :3
Felderburg
How is that possible?
Alixzander
My brother would love this post
LumpPump
saaame
smegheadenergy
I recently found the first three books of the series in a used book store. It was my duty to give them a good home
JHawke
Heh, I recently gave all of the books to my nephew. Better then them all standing in my closet doing nothing (I hate reading books in dutch)
nunyuh
Same
Hawkeyebowhunter
Same
Mcswigginsbar
I loved them too! No idea what happened to my books I used to have.
RurouniKenshinHimura
you're not alone anymore
EternalSenshi
That username though! I love Battosai! Did you watch the live action films??
zehgogglesdonossing
Any recommendations on the order of reading them? I'm thinking of rereading for old times sake.
MarriNikari
I liked publication order, some of my friends liked chronological, not sure if there's others.
GhostofBillyMays
And they say vittles and loam, this expanding my vocab ????
CrossxFyre
Seriously, I loved that they did hold back. Unusual words, things die.
SPCGlitterFart
Man, these were so good, read them throughout junior high / freshman year...Brian Jacques painted such a beautiful world, I loved it.
SociallyAwkwardCanadianMoose
The vivid detail on the food, yum
Drakkungen
Yup... truly sad.
lupusfulgaris
It’s my fantasy gateway drug. First Redwall, then David Eddings, then Wheel of Time and I’ve been hooked ever since.
Monkeyshit2
Wasn’t there a TV show on pbs or something? I️ have a vague recollection . . .
airdale153
It was very good
LYNBON
Yes it is based on the Redwall book I think it's the first one. It correlates very closely to the book
LobsterBandito
It’s probably been 20 years since I read them and didn’t know what Redwall is without seeing the cover. Instantly remembered! Great books!
200dappledequestrianvomitoriumsforeverygarage
Brian Jacques came to a kid's book store in my neighborhood (those used to exist!) and signed some for me. Good times.
HannibalHoseth
You need new friends
YarHarFiddlededee
I read SO many of them. I'm with you, my dude. Awesome series!
ladyidiot
There are dozens of us! Dozens!
koopaya
EULALIAAAA!!!
imdonewithpickingusernames
At least 6!!
iamthebeeker
Bakers dozens! They come in thirteens.
THEDEATHOFRATS
I read every. Single. One.
KraftyKev
I got one of my neices and a nephew to read them. Hoping to get more haha
EnderMoth
they always made me soooooo hungry
ABrokenCrayon
I learned about the wonderful world of scones from this book series.
Elbowdeepinabeepbeepsheep
I remember reading some of the books in middle school. Oh and the cartoon!
Subwall
Count me in that group. I think Mattimeo was my favorite. Been so long I don’t really remember though.
VoyeurShark
Martin the Warrior. I cry every time. I'm 30 in 2 weeks and it still gets to me.
911ismyothernumber
I actually started with mattimeo. Legend of Luke is my favorite.
l33t1c4r1u5
Taggerung was the best
sillybuttlewis
Marlfox in my opinion