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brianpmcmillan
Umm, one of these people is a solid choice for president. You get to decide which one kids!! Get out there and vote!!!!
andrewthestraw
Crazy mother fucker named Hillary, who's democratic campaign is anything but democratic
LurlineLumpkin
True Dat.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Straight outta good FP posts.
Tolkienblack
Why vote?
SatansLeftNipple
Like every election ever
Cobrajet500
Feel the Johnson!
Piornet
http://www.settlingforhillary.com
steelerchief
She certainly never won any Miss Confidentiality contests.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
If I were locked in a room with 2 votes and Trump, Hillary, and Kodos, I'd vote for Kodos twice.
Zaxthran
That awkward moment when things have gotten so extreme that you have to crop a president out of the picture.
TheAssassinArtemisEntreri
Hillary will do fine, don't worry ya'll. I've seen a Clinton Pesidency, and it was basically like Obamas.
BaronSimple
Yep. Both Clinton and Obama's presidencies where more healthy for the nation than GW's.
PenisAssociationOfMurica
At first I laughed when I saw this... then I felt dead inside
AWwOOooOOo
Elections by Dre?
idontliketheclonebone
Nah that shit would be money
bloodpuncher
Money, yes. Quality, no.
chillinoutmaxinrelaxinallcool
I don't know, they're both costing us a lot of money
ntgreat98
As bad as it could get, you would hope in the end the country might survive.
Begotten
Just for context: Trump was/is a billionaire real estate developer in the biggest city in America who bribed his senators. Hillary was one.
Dyslexicglove
If the US media, who was created as a way to control public opinion, is criticizing someone heavily, and the person they are praising has
Dyslexicglove
many obvious flaws. Maybe you should be giving the other guy a hard look too. Their criticisms might be as false as their praise.
Gatherer9
What if Trumps bid for presidency is an elaborate conspiracy by the Clintons?
prettya
Now that she vowed to get CU overturned, I actually think she would get it done faster than Bernie, bcuz bitches get shit done
override367
If she wins she gets 2 SCOTUS picks, that's enough to do it, especially if we get a D senate which is probable if she wins
SufferNoFools
The options are a Nazi & an accomplished public servant who's been unfairly demonized for 25 years. She's not perfect, but she isn't evil.
methistopholes
Hillary's largest backer literally helped the Nazis round up Jews, and bragged later it was "The best years of my life".
SufferNoFools
George Soros? A 14-year-old Jewish boy posing as the Christian godson of a bureaucrat who cataloged a Jewish estate for seizure.
SufferNoFools
A 14-year-old boy who was powerless to stop any of the injustice he bore witness to.
SufferNoFools
A 14-year-old boy who would have been killed if he failed to convince anyone he was a Christian.
SufferNoFools
A 14-year-old boy who was happy to be alive because he was living in a country dead set on murdering him and his kind.
SufferNoFools
How dare you defame him or any other child who did whatever they had to do in order to survive the Holocaust.
methistopholes
The Correct The Record is strong with this one.
SufferNoFools
I am of Jewish heritage, and I will not let the anti-Semitic tactic of blaming Jews for what the Nazis put them through go unanswered here.
methistopholes
Yet you are defending Hillary "Fucking Jew" Clinton? I'm gonna have stick with you being a paid shill.
WilderThing
Apparently logic is down voted here
Zachakx
Idk if you're all aware or not, but the citizens rin this country. They need our support to do anything at all, remember that.
Tankynumnums
Gary Johnson is an option.
ShrubNinja
He's really not. His policies are completely out of line with my views, and even if they were, it would just be taking votes away from (1/2)
ShrubNinja
from the candidate that I consider "the lesser of two evils". (2/2)
ImgurianCandidate93
Look at polices, not at candidates
override367
Look at the policies and look at your local and state elections, they will have more direct impact on your life than the president*
override367
*One caveat: there is a nonzero chance Trump could pick as many as 3 nutso SCOTUS picks and fuck up the nation for a generation
AngryGroundhog
That's right. We're not voting for prom king and queen here, people.
PooveyForPresident
You have to trust those policy proposals at face value though. And there aren't many things I trust less than her.
FrozenTime
Not true. Policy stances don't mean anything if the person behind them historically makes decisions contradicting their stances.
blitherypoop
That's why I'll be voting for Clinton...and hating myself and the Democratic party the whole time.
TheUltimateQuestionofLifetheUniverseandEverything
Yeah man think about how a Democrat will nominate a moderate into the Supreme court. We can't miss out on that!
ShrubNinja
A politician*
bitterandcynical
Just close your eyes and think of the Supreme Court.
blitherypoop
Pretty much. The idea of anyone that Trump might nominate...I feel queasy. It's sickening enough that Obama can't nominate anyone.
doctorbees
I wish more people would think of this.
Vectorman2
Because there is no chance her selection will be mired in controversy like the rest of her political career, right?
bitterandcynical
Supreme Court nominees are going to be divisive due to how partisan the electorate is right now, no matter what.
Vectorman2
So why not just bite the bullet and elect whoever gives Hillary the most money/compensation? Sounds like a plan!
geiokami
Yep so trump
SaltyInternetPirate
Ok, one is for war, the other is also for war. And they're both for Wall Street and they both hate democracy.
toester
And that's all the issues, apparently.
SaltyInternetPirate
Should I zip them to fit them in here?
thefuckingwalrus
I loled
Victim42
This was reposted so many times even Repost seeking bot doesn't know what to do with it.
chrishallett83
Not true, you have two options - an insane megalomaniac narcissist, and Hillary Clinton. I'd prefer Bernie, but I'll settle for Hilldawg.
5tradivariuS
".... crazy motherfunker like Ice-Trump!..."
MilitaryGlazed
Vote Gary Johnson, if enough people vote for him he'll make it to the debates which is good for everyone.
jaudio23
Stein > Johnson imo
ComradeV
I disagree but I'm so happy to see other third party supporters. Yay you, yay me!!!! (I felt so alone in 08)
maravirocnroll
That's not how time works.
BoxcarAlex
I'm gonna have to fact check you on that. I'd like to see your proof that time won't work that way. The flying spaghetti monster disagrees.
chrishallett83
Nah, fuck Gary Johnson, he's a fucking moron.
PitbullsPublicist
because if they can fuck Bernie who was a popular candidate, they can't fuck with Gary right ?
blitherypoop
As a socialist, I think he's even farther from my views than Trump is.
TheDuke0fHazzard
Of course. Libertarianism is pretty much the polar opposite of Socialism
eion85
The debates happen before the voting, you know that right?
BoxcarAlex
I've had enough of your timey-wimey arguments. Clearly you don't understand how time lords campaign.
doctorbees
I disagree with some of his policies, but if he can divide the GOP enough that Trump doesn't win, then I'm all for it.
ShrubNinja
I'm gunna vote for you, Doctor Bees. "A congressional assembly woefully underpopulated by bees? A large influx of bees should fix that!"
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Meyek
Because why not elect a president who wants to bring back child slave labor.
AmorphousPorpous
I hate Libertarians, but fuck off
Chefreign
The fuck are you talking about. Have an understanding of small gov't policies before you look like an idio....oops, too late.
Meyek
He wants to abolish all labor laws including those preventing child labor and minimum wages.
stea1yourf4ce
Sauce?
Meyek
http://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Libertarian_Party_Jobs.htm It's the official platform of his party....
Chefreign
FEDERAL minimum wage, yes. Child labor, no.
Meyek
http://www.ontheissues.org/Celeb/Libertarian_Party_Jobs.htm
Meyek
repeal of laws that impede the ability of any person to find employment, such “protective” labor legislation for women and children
McDooter
Good thing no third party candidates are running, right?
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ASmitty56
Why not?
eion85
#RoadToADeadlockedElectoralCollege
SnugglesaurusRex
If third party people get Trump elected, this country's death is on your head.
Branex
Better Trump than Hillary
SnugglesaurusRex
Ha Ha. Very funny.
Branex
HAAAAAAAhahahahahaha
ravi893
Voting for a 3rd party would waste your vote in your interest. I chose Hilary due to my ethnic wrt to trump
Branex
I'm voting 3rd party because hillary Clinton is a waste of my vote.
veritasgear
Shhh those posters who are clearly trying to smear one side and not the other are watching.
SisterSinister
It's like Germany. People will also always say there is no alternative to Merkel.
Botatious
Becausw most third party candidates wouldnt get anything done in office due to the face the republicans and democrats would just through
Botatious
Anything he wants done in the trash can
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
Where are the 3rd parties outside of presidential elections? Why don't they organize and run for local and state offices? Can't just pop in.
ifihadonlyknown
For president you only got two options was decided for you not by you electoral votes .
lucky13kenny
I would love a libertarian pres. That said... The libertarian options are clowns this time around.
Dadcock
There's always Jill Stein of the Green Party, Gary Johnson of the Libertarian Party, or Tom Hoefling of the American Independent Party.
Candlestuck
Voting third party might bear some fruit one day, but right now it'd just fuck the country over more. Suck it up and vote Hillary.
Vectorman2
'Just vote for who they want you to, don't think too much about it otherwise the OTHER GUY could win.'
Candlestuck
Anyone who wants to avoid decades of conservative control in the SC needs to vote for Hillary. Otherwise say bye bye to years of progress!!
Vectorman2
True, I'm sure her selection wont be mired in controversy like almost everything else in her political career, she got my vote!
Dadcock
1/2 Vote for something you believe in, everyone's voice deserves to be heard. Voting third party this election might be the best time in
Dadcock
2/2 recent history. Sucking it up and voting for someone you disagree with is exactly the opposite of what should happen to make progress
Candlestuck
You're delusional. Voting third party in a swing state will force one of the major candidates into a winning position (1/2)
Cyclopentadien
Stein isn't even on the ballot in over half the states and Johnson is a maniac.
Dadcock
As a new voter, can't you write in someone's name? Or am I mistaken?
Neverwastoobright
Write ins are allowed. Mickey mouse gets thousands every year. A good option if you still want to fill out the rest of the ballot.
Cyclopentadien
In that case you can also just stay at home. Same difference.
PitbullsPublicist
i know some of those words. ~ The Media
HellaPictureSeeing
Wrong, a libertarian who thinks Trumps a pussy is running. With those words you shall find who you're looking for (on Google).
HellaPictureSeeing
Wow, downvoted for just stating facts about the only third party candidate
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
Trump is a pussy. He's a loud man acting very brave with other people's lives.
SisterSinister
That's what he learned while being a housing Tycoon in the 80‘s.
HellaPictureSeeing
Lol true man, I'm not a trump supporter at all.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
Yeah, but he could have chosen a better word. Shit like that is one of the many reasons I don't like Trump.
aDefenseless9yearOldGirl
I hate political speak. Say what you mean. If you think someone's a pussy, say it. Be you, not some dude trying to get in America's pants.
MayTheTriforceBeWithU
That's fair, but some better words would be coward, idiot, despicable, insipid, deplorable, weakling, milksop, or namby-pamby.