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RyTheCenturion
I think I just lost some IQ points thinking of people who think there's no space station
FreaksOnWheels
are these the same ones who think the earth is flat?
amglasgow
are fucknozzles a subset or a superset of shitgibbons?
Dadbodbot
I love learning new scientific terminology! Is fucknozzle for all technical shitwits, or specifically for the space station?
thokling
Sure, and shape-shifting reptilians are running the planet. Next!
SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
*assclowns
CapCap
TheTruthAB502
I'm a professor of English and grammar at Yale... Douche nozzle, fuck stick, or just a good old fashioned "dumb as a broken hammer" is good2
theshrektacularshrek
How about "fucknozzle mc shitwit"?
cantfuckwithme
I like shitwits because it rhymes
dangerousDoc
Man calling them fucknozzles is a insult to fucknozzles everywhere. For fucknozzles are actually useful vs these dick gobbling sharts
Rifneno
It's nice to see the word "science" on here not being used by "clever" *cough* people talking about jerking it.
LimaiSan
I think fucknozzles wish for more drama in life. BUT their brains are too fucknozzly to wrap around the awesomeness of space and they 1/2
LimaiSan
get angry at people who can. So they make their own drama. Funfact: Most fucknozzles enjoy conspiracies. I dont get it- they must be lying
TristenIngramforleeroyjenkins
Gotta love dat Brian Cox
RandomMcdude
Huh in Australia its Fuckwit
AnonOmis1000
Who is this guy?
Daringgonzo
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Cox_(physicist)
AnonOmis1000
thanks fam
TheJudgernaut
I'm reading a super interesting sci-fi book about the ISS and what happens when the moon blows up. Seveneves by Neal Stephenson.
RandomUser673
that book had a great premise and good writing, but I couldn't get past the unrealistic timelines.
TheJudgernaut
It's a little dense, too. Almost too much narrative that derails from the plot. It's taken me a while to get even halfway through.
TheJudgernaut
They're making a movie!! http://collider.com/seveneves-movie-ron-howard/
ISeeYourFuckfaceAndRaiseYouThisBallgag
In all fairness, it might as well be fake. We can't fucking get to it.
IAlwaysUpvoteBirdies
Reminds me of this kid I knew who's parents wouldn't let him watch mythbusters because they say the moon landing happened.
Roastie
Well you can see the fuckin' thing going across the sky with the naked eye... Fucknozzles!
PressRelease
When we live in post-truth... questioning ISS is the least of our worries.
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memesis
Lies are eternal. "Post-truth" just implies we as a society stopped the pretense of caring about it.
OptimusPantry
In what sense do we live in a post truth world?
Cheomesh
The same as the world's always been post truth I guess - people push misinformation for their own ends.
CandyMinion
How can the ISS be real if the Earth is flat?
DaneBrass
If you can withhold your anger at the ignorance, it's funny to watch these people argue on CERN, NASA's, ESA's fb pages with little info.
Moadebe
up voted for shitwit
NerdiMeli
Cmon Brian. Get yer technical terminology straight or no one ever gonna take ya seriously
LokiKingOfJotunheim
Brian Cox is great
HidanCZ
This + drone pizza deliveries = never pay for pizza
HidanCZ
Posting from phone, imgur app failed me
MrPokination
I think you commented on the wrong post. But yes I guess that would also work (and a free drone too :D)
Muthsera
I think you're one post off bro
wigglingdangernoodle
TIL: fucknozzles (not shitwits) are dick wranglers who use their cock holsters and tiny hands to mumble and type their detached worldviews.
TwoSeamer
Wrong.
Bwentos
I favorite this post so I can reference your comment in the future.
Troygbiv
Why can't I heart this comment?
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Is this, is this now one of my favorite Imgur comments?
confuciusman2
..... Mister Trump? Is that you?
ItsALF
Even if it's a woman?
Kektimus
Wait... Can't the tiny hands also be their cock holsters?
wigglingdangernoodle
And that's how sign language was invented.
ImHighTheScienceGuy
This is a beautiful comment.
Embronyx
To the dictionary with you!
GaiusFrakkingBalltar
Nah, that's a Shitgibbons.
MissingImage
AnotherCleverScreenName
Can we get a sause?
wigglingdangernoodle
My brain
Daringgonzo
I feel your elaboration on the subject should be in a dictionary.
Falanxzealot
I think you'll find this kind of depth is already serviced by Roger's Profanisaurus.
DukeDarkwood
I always wondered what to call a dinosaur with Tourette's Syndrome.
Nalianna
an urban one?
FrozenFoodGuy
I think this deserves a place in the Oxford Dictionary
Ryoswindwalker
Its better than "post-truth" at least.
Aliencow
The ISS can't be real because otherwise they already had proven, that the earth is flat. Checkmate.
youroldfrienddarkness
Fucknozzle
GeneralSturgeonWarning
Hwat.
Aliencow
That was a joke -.-
AwesomeName
Stop paying attention to idiots.
squintish
I keep hoping if I ignore them they will go away, BUT THEY NEVER DO!
Vespy
You don't know they're idiots until you've paid attention to them.
Daringgonzo
The idiots contacted him and you can only take so much of stupid.
twigvex
Brian Cox ALWAYS uses these kind of responses. Yes, those people's opinions are idiotic, but I don't think Cox is funny or cool.
PhooZzy
Might as well ignore everyone
NotTodayNotYesterday
Idiots are often in in places of power. In one case, a senator who claimed you don't need to be smart to be one.
IDGAFaboutinternetpointsanymoresoicandisagreewithimgurnow
Half of the internet is laughing at idiots so we feel smarter
RecompostedSapiens
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers.
TheVampireDante
- but then they stumble into places they shouldn't be and break shit that can't be fixed.
IDGAFaboutinternetpointsanymoresoicandisagreewithimgurnow
Half of the internet is laughing at idiots so we feel smarter .
twigvex
Totally. It's bullshit and it is a barrier towards critical thinking.
AwesomeName
...and I think this is a real problem.
MericaFckYa
But then nobody on the planet would get attention.
Affray
But if they are left unattended we end up with shit like Scientology and the anti vaccine movement. You have to slap that shit down early.
twigvex
This is the wrong way to do it. Weren't we slagging off democrats on here for doing the same thing?
Affray
I tend not to bitch politically in either direction. What's the right way to disarm morons before they have more powerful guns then?
twigvex
I'm just saying Cox is being applauded for making rude and immature comments. I don't have the answers man.