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My friend has never seen kingsman so we needed to fix this. She has super awful internet and after I had rented it on Amazon it just would not play at all at her house. A few days later Amazon sends me this email unprompted along with a full refund for the rental.
I know this will die in usersub but I just wanted say Amazon is pretty great.
Edit: I really thought this would not go anywhere so I apologize for the " it will die.." Comment.
Edit 2) FP? Thanks guys, you know what to send.
plastikman
I love amazon. They are there when I'm depressed. When I get paid. When it's a holiday. When I'm up late a night. Always there, cashing in.
FallingUp236
why does everyone that "knows their post will die in usersub" go ahead a post it anyway? seems pretty pointless
LyubomirPetrov
You guys are paying to watch a movie?
nunyabidnesstwats
Amazon is run by people that clearly use their own service. They always do the smart thing because they obviously use their own shit.
causality
Why the hell would you pay to rent a movie that's on Netflix?
wambu
Will PornTube do the same thing? I often stop watching after just a few minutes because of . . . connection issues . . .
Thibaz
I mean they could at least send a box of tissues for the... tears you cry because of the connection issues
ChrisThrasher
I think I would've responded with the words "I love you. Never leave me."
YouAreTheInsultMaster
"Season null"
TheMountaineer
Why is no one talking about this? Amazon goofed up!
ImScaredToUseMyRealNameHere
Hey OP.. Horses do have names, you know..
Mercenarity
I think it's a reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02EsC1M8wto
BoopBoopDEEDoop
I just returned my DVD rental of Kingsman to the library this morning. What year am I in??
Navlida
Same year OP's friend is living in.
GoldenFloor8
Sandpussy
DoReMemeSoFaLaTiDo
Amazonet. The new ISP. Fuck the FCC. Brand ambassador will be Eminem.
isvara
Season null was definitely the best season of Kingsmen.
Mercenarity
It used to have a name but that was redacted by [redacted] spy agency.
xtrim
Oh wow... I wonder how they figured out you had internet troubles, though.
pilojo
Explained on OPs reply to your comment.
BuckingtonBear
Stream services can detect your download speed to determine HD play back.
IJustWantedToChimeln
I know, I'm now more scared of Amazon watching me than the NSA.
xtrim
Hey, at least you got your money back!
pilojo
When you stream anything, there's a service on the routers watching the flow speed of data. If it's too low, it triggers alarms.
Tarzankingofmars
If only there was a machine she could watch the movie on. One that does not require an internet connection.
TheRealImgurOP
Psh, VHS or whatever it's called is so out dated man
dukenukemforpresident
Betamax all the way
tinycutepolypan
It's a good movie.
twfeline
I love the concept. We are gentlemen. We'll save the world, and we aren't constrained by silly laws.
Thoraxe123
Im so excited for the next one. I keep watching the trailer for it.
dukenukemforpresident
Ripped off wonderwoman
jenw
They're all good movies, Bret
Traen0k
flummoxed0709
This happened all the time when I was traveling. We came to count on "free rentals" from the terrible connections in SE ASIA.
dgg7
Meanwhile: "Get Prime allready or eat shit"
SidneyHarbor
Amazon: Where Prime customers get shipments in as little as 4 hours and everyone else waits 7-10 days.
pontypool
Why do you have to do the "this will die in usersub" bit? Why?
Sephiroth23
Reverse psychology
IJustWantedToChimeln
Because I was thinking it would die to down votes pretty quickly?
HandsomeSwede
Well, no shit. Why do you write it though? If you think it's going to disappear, why bother to upload it?
IJustWantedToChimeln
aiuta219
I bought a laptop from Amazon Warehouse deals that didn't have the Windows license it was supposed to. They gave me $150. I installed Linux.
biohazard918
There should be a sticker with a license key on the machine and failing that you can install without a key and windows compare the 1/2
biohazard918
hardware id numbers with a database of machines windows was licensed for/installed on.
domenick91
Amazon is the tits. I haven't had bad customer service with them at all.
jfd8u438fdsfkds
It sucks that they combine different products into a single page as "sizes", so you can't tell which reviews go with which product.
venomlash
that movie is trash that's been dolled up with a monocle and a bowler hat. shame on you
lifehacksme
I wanted to comment 'everybody should get an auto refund for that movie' but whenever I'm negative, I get down voted to kingsmen's level
venomlash
I was expecting to get the downvote-bat too. weird. are more people coming to their senses?
jesterjynx
I personally found it a fun, ridiculous satire, but it's silly to downvote people just because they don't like a movie you enjoyed.
topshelfassistant
They have imho the very best customer service
BellaKiss
I love how Imgur loves stories about terrible working conditions AND cheap, great service!
InboxMeWhatYouLove
Are we gonna talk about that movie Kingsman?? Fuckin' A amirite?!
ProphetTenebrae
PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR PRIMEHOUSE, FOR YOUR NIGHTLY PRIMEMEAL, VALUED PRIMECITIZEN!
RetConMan
"Ooh, I hope it's Prime rib!"
amoeba15
How does this not have more upvotes?!
TotallySaneScientist
Because it's not original.
stoler202
I did not understand this reference.
INameMyPetsAfterRedvsBlueCharacters
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/875714916723826689
imalonelygirlinalonelyworld
He's implying that amazon is gonna control the world.
BeepBoopDeepDerp
.......yEt
fluhatinrapper
I'd take it.
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NoisyLorikeet
Damn that was a good show
tr3buchet
Hella!
Yoda1PositivityStar
Speaking of Amazon. Jeff Bezos just surpasses Bill Gates as world's richest person because of his share values at $84 billion currently
automaticallymoderated
Sauce? Not questioning it's true, genuinely curious. That's feckin impressive!
Yoda1PositivityStar
https://www.google.com/amp/www.cnbc.com/amp/2017/07/27/jeff-bezos-is-set-to-become-the-worlds-richest-man.html
Qualtagh
I'm still pissed Amazon doesn't let you download the movies you buy, and can't stream as well as Netflix. Vudu for me all the way.
DayintheLife
"I know this will die in usersub"
RetConMan
about to upvote then read that
SuspiciousCactus
As soon as I read that I do my part to see that it does.
ImgurIsOutOfUsernames
I automatically down vote anything that says this. No matter how much I like the post.
JapAnus
Same. I also downvote selfies and those "upvote so it ends up on Google" posts.
Dontrespectmahauthoritah
"Downvote if you..." say no more.
thespottedbunny
It's the "pretty girl saying she's ugly so you'll tell her she's pretty" of Imgur.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
This
DegenerateCrotchFruit
One of the worst phrases to say
IJustWantedToChimeln
Oh i was completely ready for this to die immediately.
JikaelMackson
You don't get it, do you?
Rifneno
"I'm not racist but"
hippybobby
Edward macaroni fork
IntrepidWombat
I'm not racist but your comment is nice.
haveanothergif
http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/notracist2.png
ShadowBannedForMakingMemes
...asian people BLAHH"
Mooninites
"...when I do, I drink Dos Equis." Stay thirsty?
ToddlerPuncher66
Is it better with "I'm racist but"?
HandsomeSwede
In some cases, like "I'm racist but I'm all for diversity and I don't mind hanging out with differently colored people
JikaelMackson
Then how are you racist?
dustygamedev
And still works.
BigFag
Fun fact: Amazon CEO surpassed Bill gates in richness
konelhft
According to a tweet I just read, he's also a Deep State operative and WaPo is his propaganda arm. Who knew?
ZanarkandAbes
Someday I will be so rich that I will have other people brag about my richness for me. Someday.
lordofhouselurker
But does he save?